NoOffensePlz Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being judged for your unconventional love of pineapple on pizza? Do you find yourself perplexed by society’s aversion to wearing socks with sandals? Look no further, because on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate all things wacky and weird! Join us and let your freak flag fly high as we build a world where pineapple pizza is the norm and socks with sandals are the height of fashion. Embrace your inner oddball and join us for a wild ride of creativity and chaos!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Emeralds Found:	5247
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SolarCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where solar energy is the key to everything! our world is powered by the sun, literally! watch as the sun beams down on our pixelated land, giving us all the power we need to build and survive.

join us and harness the power of the sun to create epic structures and machines that will make even the most seasoned minecraft player jealous. our solar-powered world is constantly growing and evolving, just like the real world’s renewable energy sector.

so come on over and join us for some sunny fun in the world of minecraft! who needs coal and redstone when you have the power of the sun on your side? let’s build a world that’s brighter and more sustainable than ever before.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyCreeperWarz

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come join our epic minecraft server where we are fighting a virtual war against the evil forces of russia! ukrainian president himself said it’s crucial to join NOW before it’s too late! build your own army of pixelated soldiers and defend our virtual land from the invaders! who needs real life when you can save the world in minecraft, amirite? come on, don’t be a noob, join us now and be a hero in the digital battlefield!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Woolly Rhino Frosty Fun

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LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A 32,400-YEAR-OLD WOOLLY RHINO MUMMY CHILLIN’ IN RUSSIA! THIS BAD BOY STILL GOT SKIN AND FUR INTACT, LIKE HE JUST CAME BACK FROM A SPA DAY! PRESERVED IN PERMAFROST FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS, THIS ANCIENT CREATURE BE GIVIN’ US MAD INSIGHTS INTO THE EXTINCT SPECIES! COME HANG OUT WITH OUR PREHISTORIC PALS AND BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES IN THEIR HONOR! YA DON’T WANNA MISS THIS WILD RIDE, FOLKS!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	60
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Swipe my way to Vanilla heaven – Semi spicy, always sweet, and oh so Whitelisted! 1.21

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Minecraft Server Overview

Im currently looking for more players on my mostly-vanilla SMP server, its 1.21 and we are looking for more of a community to help us with builds, shops and more. If you would like to join our community and are interested in being apart of our community please add me on discord!

Discord: https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx My Discord: ihben

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by adding ihben on Discord and asking for the server details.
Is the server vanilla or modded?	The server is mostly vanilla with some minor tweaks.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, the server has rules regarding griefing, respect for other players, and language.
Can I create shops on the server?	Yes, players are encouraged to create shops and contribute to the server economy.
Is there a specific theme for builds on the server?	There is no specific theme, players are free to build as they please.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Void Gems Collected:	24
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Divine Spears Created:	25
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	24

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Mutie-Free Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of mutant creatures ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a strict no mutant policy! No more dealing with creepy creepers or pesky skeletons with extra limbs. Join us and say goodbye to muties once and for all!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered friends in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen ride around on flying pigs. But be warned, the Nether is also home to the infamous Cactus Queen, who will challenge you to a game of cactus dodgeball for the ultimate prize of a diamond-encrusted cactus crown.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Emeralds Found:	178
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Click on Deck Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of slime blocks (good luck with that). Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their trading deals. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and insanity reigns supreme, click on ‘eck and join us today!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

AutisticBrushlessCraft

autism, autistic cousin, AutisticBrushlessCraft, Behavior, birthday present, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, Decision making, emotional response, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, forgiveness, Meltdown, parenting, Promises, relationships, special needs, toothbrush, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of F22 and her toothbrush saga with James, the electric toothbrush enthusiast!

Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and birthday present dilemmas as you explore our server. Will you choose the £80 electric toothbrush or settle for the £25 one like a true budget-savvy player? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences – you might end up getting blocked by James himself!

With a community as lively as this, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PixelatedLoveFlaws

acceptance, Affection, attraction, beauty, characteristics, charming, Differences, endearing, Features, flaws, imperfections, Individuality, love, partners appearance, physical traits, PixelatedLoveFlaws, Preferences, QUIRKS, relationship, Special, Unique

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

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Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

RedLineRuckusMC

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Danish PM, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Military Action, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, political strategy, Red Lines, RedLineRuckusMC, russia, strike, Ukraine

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Blocky Justice System

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mines Excavated:	4340
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Star Shards Collected:	78

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

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Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Potions Brewed:	168
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Farms Harvested:	555

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3469	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Love Letters Sent:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Pity Party Minecraft SMP

afd, CONSERVATIVE, Democracy, discrimination, election, Empathy, far right, gender, german women, germany, influence, leadership, Minecraft, nationalism, Party, PITY, Politics, populism, power, smp, society, Thuringia, Vote

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to see German women taking pity on players and voting for the AfD party in Thuringia… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so wild that even in-game politics get mixed up with real-world events!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary tales of players taming Ender Dragons with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and building giant statues of creepers that come to life at night and terrorize the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a herd of wild pigs in a minefield, then come join us and see what all the chaos is about!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Emeralds Found:	9888
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.