Noodleland | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Shilling Chinese Market 1.20.5

1.20.5, advertising, brand image, business ethics, Chinese, Chinese market, consumer behavior, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSING, global economy, international business, market, market analysis, market competition, market penetration, market research, market segmentation, market strategy, Marketing, Promotion, public relations, shilling

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6001
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3

OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a crazy Chinese market but in pixel form! 🤪🎉

You’ll be dodging flying dumplings and battling evil pandas while building your own epic pixelated empire! 🐼🏰

The shilling is so embarrassing, it’s like watching a llama try to breakdance in a tutu! 🦙💃

Join now for a hilarious adventure that will make you question reality and maybe even learn a thing or two about the mysterious ways of the Chinese market! 🤯🇨🇳

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8622
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Void Gems Collected:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5954
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	901
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Crops Grown:	3440
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mines Excavated:	4654
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9558
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2415
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3451
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Emeralds Found:	6665	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6209
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	347
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Animals Bred:	146
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4740
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4599
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7432
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2002	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2429
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	868773
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Towns Built:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	8040	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	632
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Farms Harvested:	757
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2465
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	320
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	215

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2107
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

Players:	98/300	Votes:	9927
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Chimeras Created:	1