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FiredFromMinecraftSMP

dismissal, employment termination, FIRED, FiredFromMinecraftSMP, getting fired, job dismissal, job loss, Job Termination, job termination consequences, job termination interview, job termination laws, job termination letter, job termination meeting, job termination notice, job termination procedures, job termination process, job termination reasons, losing job, reasons for getting fired, wrongful termination

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	206
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Crops Grown:	1499
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Love Letters Sent:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Yo bro, lemme tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP I’m on. So like, you gotta join because we have this epic storyline where we’re all fighting against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server. And like, the llamas have this secret weapon called the “Llama-nator 3000” that shoots TNT at anyone who dares to challenge them.

But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon too – it’s called the “Rainbow Unicorn Sword of Justice” and it shoots out rainbow lasers that turn the llamas into cupcakes. Yeah, you heard me right, cupcakes. And then we all have a big party and eat the llama cupcakes while dancing to disco music.

Oh and did I mention that we have a pet dragon named Fluffy who can fly us around the server and breathe fire on anyone who tries to grief our builds? Yeah, Fluffy is the real MVP.

So yeah, you gotta join our Minecraft SMP because we’re the coolest, craziest, most epic group of players you’ll ever meet. Plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. Don’t miss out, bro.

CraftyPJsServer

casual outfits, comfortable clothing, comfortable work attire, CraftyPJsServer, home office attire, home office fashion, loungewear, productivity, remote work, remote work wardrobe, telecommuting, video conferencing, virtual meetings, work from home, work from home comfort, work from home essentials, work from home fashion, work from home outfit ideas, work from home style, work from home tips, work-life balance

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2585
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ores Mined:	9684
Astral Projections Made:	0	Emeralds Found:	7373
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Are you tired of wearing the same old boring pajamas while working from home? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can dress your character in the most outrageous and hilarious outfits imaginable! Want to work from home in a banana suit? Done. How about a chicken costume? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary “Dress-Up Dungeon,” where players can battle monsters while wearing the most ridiculous outfits. Imagine taking down a dragon while dressed as a giant hot dog – now that’s a sight to see!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make working from home a whole lot more fun and entertaining, join us today and let your fashion fantasies run wild!

Putin’sCraft2021

biden, Biden administration, current events, Diplomacy, donald trump, foreign policy, Government, international relations, joe biden, Politics, Presidential Transition, PutinsCraft2021, Russia sanctions, sanctions, sanctions policy, Trump era, Trump presidency, united states, US-Russia relations, White House, world news

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	273
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Endless Night Skies:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	18

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN BIDEN AND TRUMP FIGHTING OVER THE LAST COOKIE. OUR PLAYERS ARE MORE CHAOTIC THAN A HERD OF SHEEP ON A SUGAR HIGH. COME JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE MORE SANCTIONS THAN BIDEN THROWING SHADE AT RUSSIA. PLUS, WE GOT MORE TWISTS AND TURNS THAN A MAZE MADE OF TNT. SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN… OR MAYBE JUST MORE ENTERTAINING.

FreshCraft: No More Blues

Blues, correlation, depressive symptoms, diet quality, diet type, food choices, fresh foods, FreshCraft, health, Lifestyle, long term, mental health, Mental well-being, nutrition, omnivore, Plant-Based, processed foods, research, study, wellness, Women, Women’s Health

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2509
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
New Chunks Explored:	750739	Farms Harvested:	173
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Buildings Constructed:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

so, like, if you wanna join this server, you gotta know that we did a study on like 10,000 women for nine years and found out that eating fresh food makes you less sad. like, who knew, right? so, come join our server and eat all the fresh food you want to be happy and stuff. we don’t care if you’re a plant-eater or a meat-eater, as long as you’re eating the good stuff, you’ll be chillin’ with us. come on, don’t be sad, eat some fresh food and game with us!

What are Minecraft servers like Umbra Network ?

building, Community, concoctions, Crafting, Cross-Play, Economy, Enchantments, Events, Exploration, Factions, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Professions, PvE, PvP, Quests, Realms, Roleplay, Server, Skills, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3643
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Mineplex: Mineplex is a popular Minecraft server known for its diverse range of game modes, including Survival, Creative, and PvP. Players can enjoy unique mini-games and challenges while experiencing a welcoming community atmosphere.
Hypixel: Hypixel is another well-known Minecraft server that offers a wide variety of game modes, such as Skyblock, Bed Wars, and Mini-Games. With regular updates and events, Hypixel provides an engaging and dynamic gameplay experience for players of all levels.
The Hive: The Hive is a Minecraft server that focuses on fun and competitive gameplay. With game modes like Survival Games, Hide and Seek, and Arcade games, players can enjoy a diverse range of activities while socializing with other members of the community.
Mineville: Mineville is a family-friendly Minecraft server that offers a relaxed and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages. With regular events and a supportive community, Mineville provides a welcoming environment for players to explore and create together.
Cosmic PvP: Cosmic PvP is a Minecraft server that specializes in intense PvP battles and faction wars. With custom plugins and unique gameplay mechanics, Cosmic PvP offers a challenging and competitive environment for players looking to test their skills against others.

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PorfiMC Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Donations, Exploration, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PorfiMC, privates, role playing, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3206
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	462
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

The best survival, with donations and privates!!!

PorfiMC.aternos.me:37500

Mystic Spacecraft 1.20

80s, animation, Anime, classic, convention, cult classic, Daicon IV, fan animation, fan culture, fanmade, japanese animation, long tail tag, mystic, Nostalgia, Otaku, rare, Retro, scanned version, Sci Fi, sought after, spacecraft, vhs

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5707
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Dimension Hops:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Yo, bro, forget about all those boring Minecraft servers out there, come join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness!

We got scanned versions of everything, even the chickens have barcodes! And don’t even get me started on the epic YouTube videos we have playing in the background, it’s like a party in your computer screen!

Join us and witness the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it! Just click that link and prepare to have your mind blown!

CashCraft Minecraft Server

Birthday, birthday present, Boyfriend, cash gift, CashCraft, cheap gifts, ENTITLEMENT, expensive gifts, family dynamics, family relationships, financial independence, financial support, gift giving, Jobless, living expenses, Minecraft, personal finance, Resentment, Server, sibling conflict, sibling rivalry, sister

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8157
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	244	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value financial responsibility and sibling drama! Join us for the chance to experience the thrill of giving your sister €50 cash instead of the gift she wanted, and watch the chaos unfold as she gets really pissed at you!

Our server is perfect for those who enjoy a good family feud and want to escape into a world where dropping out of a masters degree and living off your parents and boyfriend is the norm. Build your own virtual empire and show off your wealth by giving out envelopes of cash instead of thoughtful gifts.

But beware, the drama never stops on our server! Will you be the next to spark a heated debate over birthday gifts and financial obligations? Join us now and find out, because on our server, anything can happen – especially when it involves siblings and money!

SchoolBusNoMore

Blame, bus, CAR, cold, Communication, DAUGHTER, Driving, drop off, Events, learning, License, mad, nagging, Pick up, RESPONSIBILITY, School, SchoolBusNoMore, shared, tiring, walk, Winter

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3514
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Meteorites Collected:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Crops Grown:	4849	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Are you tired of being the designated driver for your family all the time? Do you wish your spouse would just learn how to drive so you can share the responsibility? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join our server and experience the thrill of driving virtual cars with your spouse! No more nagging or cold walks to school, just hop in your virtual car and zoom off to pick up your virtual kids. Plus, you can even race against other players to see who’s the fastest driver in town!

Don’t let your spouse blame you for everything, join our server and show them that driving can be a shared responsibility. Who knows, maybe they’ll even get inspired to learn how to drive in real life too! So come on, join us and let’s drive into the sunset together on our epic Minecraft server!

LuvStruck in Minecraft SMP

Affection, appreciation, Caring, Commitment, compassion, Connection, deep bond, devotion, emotions, fulfillment, Happiness, Intimacy, love, loyalty, LuvStruck, meaning of love, Minecraft, Passion, relationships, smp, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2270
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Holy Grails Found:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mines Excavated:	4716

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you NEED to join. Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there. We got diamonds for days, bro. And the mobs? They’re like, super chill and won’t even attack you. It’s like a peaceful paradise, man.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every night. And get this, the creepers are our DJs. They drop sick beats, bro. It’s wild.

And if you’re into love, like, finding your Minecraft soulmate, then this server is the place to be. We have a whole dating section where you can find your blocky bae. It’s like Tinder, but for Minecraft.

So, if you’re looking for a good time, come join our server. It’s the most lit place in the Minecraft universe. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Love is in the air, bro. Love is in the air.

PleasantCraft: SunnySideUp

Contentment, family, Friends, Good Food, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, Laughter, leisure, mental health, mindfulness, Music, Nature, outdoor activities, Peaceful, pleasant day, Pleasantcraft, positivity, Relaxation, self-care, SunnySideUp, Sunshine

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9505
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mines Excavated:	1528
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is anything but boring! Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a herd of friendly llamas wearing sunglasses and top hats. As you explore the world, you stumble upon a village where the villagers have all been transformed into dancing chickens. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, you come across a giant rainbow-colored sheep that shoots fireworks out of its backside.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has custom mini-games like “Llama Jousting” and “Chicken Dance-Off” where you can compete against other players for epic prizes like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded armor. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on quests to find hidden treasure guarded by a mischievous group of pandas who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and get ready for a ‘pleasant day’ filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness.

CraftyNet’s Auschwitz Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Auschwitz, CraftyNets, Diplomacy, Genocide, Government, historical event, historical significance, Holocaust, international relations, Israeli-Polish relations, Jewish history, memorial event, Minecraft, Nazi atrocities, Netanyahu, Poland, political leaders, president, Remembrance, Server, solidarity, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5087
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3237	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build auschwitz memorial event for netanyahu!!! poland’s president is like “yo government let him come see our sick build” and we’re like “heck ya come check it out bro” so come join us for some crazy fun and historical reenactments!!! also we have free cake and fireworks every hour, it’s lit fam!!! #minecraft #netanyahu #auschwitz #polandpresident #cake #fireworks

Crafting Chaos: Canuck Edition

Asia-Pacific, Beijing, bilateral relations, Canada, Canuck, Chaos, cooperation, Crafting, Diplomacy, economic growth, economic partnership, economic stability, economic ties, Edition, foreign policy, global economy, international relations, North America, political stability, trade agreements, trade chaos, trade negotiations, trade war, trump

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	563
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	76
Dragon Eggs Found:	8385	Divine Spears Created:	24
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Emeralds Found:	2674
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

LOL u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like, the coolest place ever, man. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers sellin’ diamond armor for dirt cheap.

one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots and a pet dragon. yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ dragon.

also, there’s this rumor goin’ around that if you build a house outta glowstone, you’ll unlock a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake.

so, like, forget about all that trade chaos stuff and come join the wackiest, wildest, most epic minecraft server in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

Coyote City Survival

Adaptability, animal adaptation, city, COYOTE, coyote behavior, coyote behavior studies, human population density, human-wildlife interactions, natural habitats, open spaces, Survival, survival rate, urban biodiversity, urban coyotes, urban ecology, urban environments, urban wildlife, urbanization impacts, urbanized areas, wildlife conservation, Wildlife research, wildlife survival strategies

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2944
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	465	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe? Well, look no further, cuz we got the wildest adventures waiting for you!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by a pack of urban coyotes. But don’t worry, these coyotes are friendly and will guide you through the cityscape of our server. They’ll show you all the best loot and secret hideouts that only the most daring players can discover.

And get this – the more time you spend in the urban areas, the higher your survival rate! It’s like these coyotes have some kind of mystical power that keeps you safe from harm. But watch out, cuz if you stray too far into the natural habitats, you might not make it out alive.

So come on, join us on this epic Minecraft server where urban coyotes are your best friends and survival is the name of the game. Who knew that adapting to city life could be so much fun? Let’s do this!

Eternal Quests 1.20.1

1.20.1, coping strategies, ETERNAL, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health awareness month, mental health community, mental health education, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, Mental Wellness, Quests, seeking help, self-care, self-harm prevention, suicide hotline, Suicide prevention, suicide prevention awareness, suicide prevention lifeline, suicide prevention strategies

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6680
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Yo, bro, listen up! This server is like a magical unicorn on steroids, but without the horn! Join us if you want to experience the craziest, wildest, and most mind-blowing Minecraft adventures of your life!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box, more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert, and more lava than a volcano on a bad day!

You’ll never be bored on this server, because we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a Beyblade on crack!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! But remember, don’t kill yourself, because we need you to keep playing and having a blast with us!

Players:	110/200	Votes:	5596
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8423	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Runes Activated:	7