| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 5425 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 24 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 28 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
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| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 7838 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 9 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 2136 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 32 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 50 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9522 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
like, forget about greenland, come chill with us and build the most epic creations ever. we got crazy events like pig racing and chicken jousting. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave.
seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out big time. so come join us and let’s show greenland who’s boss in the world of minecraft!
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 5415 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2692 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 12 |
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 7134 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Void Gems Collected: | 33 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6238 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
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| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 1605 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Votes: | 6857 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
And get this, the creepers here don’t explode, they breakdance to dubstep music. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, man. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the Macarena while chasing you, trust me.
Plus, the villagers here are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world. But don’t worry, they’re cool once you get to know them. They’ll trade you emeralds for your soul, no biggie.
So, come join us on this Minecraft server, where reality is just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme. It’s like a fever dream, but with more diamonds. See you there, bro!
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 3895 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 12 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | New Chunks Explored: | 479862 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Picture this: a 51-year-old mom announces she’s pregnant again, and her kids lose their minds. The older siblings are cool as cucumbers, but the younger ones start a yelling match that would put WWE wrestlers to shame. It’s a showdown of epic proportions, with tears, sulking, and finger-pointing galore.
But wait, there’s more! The family drama doesn’t stop there. Human cockroach siblings, a stepfather who’s just there for the ride, and a baby sister who steals hearts and gets spoiled rotten. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning your own family dynamics.
So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a virtual world with more twists and turns than a telenovela? Come for the gameplay, stay for the drama. It’s a family affair you won’t want to miss.
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 7717 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1219 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 599 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also filled with boss battles where you have to defend yourself against being treated like a child by your superiors. Show them who’s boss by standing up for yourself and shouting “Stop shouting at me!” just like in the soda can incident.
And don’t worry about growing up and maturing, because on our server, you can be yourself and still be judged by everyone around you. It’s a wild ride of sibling drama and self-discovery. So come on in and ask yourself, “Am I the Asshole in this situation?” Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience!
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 181 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 26 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Picture this: one time, we had a massive chicken parade where everyone dressed up as chickens and marched around the whole server clucking like crazy. It was lit, fam. And don’t even get me started on the time we all built giant statues of ourselves out of diamond blocks just for funsies.
But wait, there’s more! We have epic build battles where you have to build a house using only TNT and lava. It’s a total blast, literally. And every Friday night, we have a dance party at the village square where we all bust out our best moves and show off our sick dance skills.
So, if you’re ready to give up on the hustle and just go with the flow, come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of energy, ’cause things are about to get wild up in here!
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 5702 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 47 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 77 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 6367 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 18 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 6677 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 569 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 161 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6198 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 47 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Villages Defended: | 18 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 53 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
not only that, but we have a secret hidden level where u can fight a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. yea u heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A FIREBALL BUTT. u won’t find that on any other server, i tell u what.
oh and did i mention we have a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and gives u unlimited diamonds? yea, that’s right. come join our server and ride the rainbow farting unicorn to victory.
so what are u waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright crazy gameplay u will ever find. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 5494 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 40 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 28 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
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Join us for some wild adventures, crazy builds, and ketamine-fueled fun. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime, come join our server now!
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 7858 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Animals Bred: | 19 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 2822 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
We got blocks that will make your heart skip a beat and landscapes that will make you question if you’re still in the real world.
Join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination and where you can finally find true love in the form of a perfectly crafted pixelated sunset.
Don’t waste your time chasing after 3D girls, come join us and let’s make Minecraft love stories that will make Romeo and Juliet look like a joke.
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 3233 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 18 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 4381 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 74 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 88 | Buildings Constructed: | 28 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Join our server for the wildest adventures and the most insane stories you’ll ever experience. Just like the time when a group of creepers threw a surprise party for Steve and ended up blowing up the whole village! Or when a herd of pigs learned how to fly and started a bacon revolution in the sky!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is full of surprises, just like the time when a player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. And let’s not forget about the time when a group of players built a giant roller coaster that went straight into the Nether!
So, why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster ride of fun, laughter, and insanity! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding cow). See you there!
