| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 6945 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Votes: | 1453 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 30 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
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| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 1614 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 4504 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 87 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 63 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair where we reenact the “Numa Numa” dance on repeat for hours on end. It’s like a never-ending party down there, except with more blocky avatars and less rhythm.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant statue of the “Dancing Baby” from Ally McBeal that shoots fireworks out of its eyes every time someone joins the server. It’s like a welcoming party, but with more explosions and less cake.
So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey filled with nostalgia, cringe, and questionable meme choices. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 7295 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 58 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1314 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 28 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 |
Need to quit eating junk food? No problem! Just trade in those virtual cookies for some virtual carrots and you’ll be on your way to a healthier lifestyle in no time.
Trying to exercise more? Easy peasy! Just run around our virtual world collecting resources and building epic structures. You’ll be breaking a sweat in no time, all while having a blast!
So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to all your failed resolutions. Who needs real-life goals when you can have virtual ones that are way more fun?
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 6915 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1112 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
this server is, like, the key climate connection, man. we got crazy weather events happening all the time, like raining lava and thunderstorms of diamonds. it’s, like, a hydroclimate whiplash, but in a fun way.
if you wanna save Los Angeles and have a wild time, join this server now. who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples. it’s, like, a treasure hunt, but with a twist. so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness!
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 6517 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 101 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Version | 1.21.4 |
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| Community | 18+ |
| Location | AZ, US |
| Question | Answer |
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| Are there any mods required to play on the server? | No, there are no requirements for you to install any mods to play in our server. |
| What plugins are available on the server? | We have various plugins such as Drop Heads, Coreprotect, Axgraves, Simple VoiceChat, Armor Stand Tools, and more. |
| Are there any restrictions on language usage on the server? | The language on the server can be undermoderated on purpose, so players should be prepared for unfiltered conversations. |
| How can I join the server? | To join the server, please join the discord and fill out an application. Make sure to familiarize yourself with the rules and put effort into your application. |
| Is Solarion SMP suitable for all audiences? | This server is intended for a mature audience. If you are easily offended by differing opinions or conversations that challenge your views, it might not be the right fit for you. |
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 9410 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1166 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
Join us and unleash your inner weirdo, your inner freak, your inner… whatever the hell you wanna be. Let’s embrace the madness together and build some crazy shit in Minecraft. Who needs change when you can have a blast being your true, unapologetic self?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into this wacky world where being yourself is not just encouraged, it’s mandatory. Let’s show the world that we’re proud to be weird, proud to be different, and proud to be… well, just us. Let’s do this!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 3315 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 26 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 |
| Animals Bred: | 143 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Join us and leave behind the drama of the real world. No more weird looks or ignorant comments here, just a fun and welcoming environment where you can be yourself without fear of judgment. Plus, our server is so awesome that even the creepers are nicer than some people you might meet in real life!
So come on over and join us for a wild adventure in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is making sure your diamond armor is fully enchanted. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual fun with a bunch of awesome players? See you in the game!
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 7562 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | New Chunks Explored: | 298352 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday where we all dress up as creepers and try to sneak up on each other without blowing up. It’s hilarious, trust me. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour with Lava Pits.” It’s a blast, bro.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword? Yeah, he’s always pulling pranks on us and messing with our builds. But hey, it adds to the excitement, right?
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on this server are priceless. See you there, bro!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 2313 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 119 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 64 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and build a castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored wool. The memories you’ll create here will be as unforgettable as the smell of freshly baked cake in the game.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive headfirst into the madness and mayhem of our Minecraft server and let the smell of nostalgia and chaos wash over you like a tsunami of fun!
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 1132 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 212 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 |
imagine ur minecraft character flexing like never before, with muscles so big they can mine blocks with their bare hands! join us and become the ultimate powerhouse in the virtual world.
plus, we got a secret potion that makes u run faster than a speeding minecart. so come on, join us and let’s get ELECTRIFYING together!
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 413 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 22 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
We have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and a rollercoaster made entirely of diamond blocks.
You can even ride a giant chicken into battle against evil villagers who wear top hats and monocles.
Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a realm where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme.
Come join us and enter a world where the only limit is your imagination, and maybe a few too many creepers exploding in your face.
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 4057 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Votes: | 7929 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 |
Imagine logging in and finding yourself in a situation where you have to clean up a fellow player who’s passed out in a bathroom covered in bodily fluids. But wait, there’s more! You’ll have to navigate through challenges like convincing your wife and sister-in-law that it’s totally okay to leave a naked woman in a bed of towels instead of giving her a bath.
Join now for a gaming experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your tolerance for poop-related shenanigans). Don’t miss out on the laughs, the drama, and the absurdity that awaits you on our server!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 3566 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 22 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 48 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 2220 |
Our server is a safe haven from private investigators and nosy parents. No need to worry about invasion of privacy here, unless you count Endermen stealing your blocks!
Join us for a fun and exciting adventure where you can build, explore, and make new friends without the drama of divorce proceedings. Plus, our virtual lawyers are much more lenient than real ones.
So come on down to our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs a private investigator when you have a diamond sword? Join now and let the crafting begin!
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 6679 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 27 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 1070 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
But wait, there’s more! We have epic quests where you have to fight off evil llamas trying to take over the server. And our PvP battles are so intense, it’s like watching two creepers go at it in a TNT explosion contest. You don’t wanna miss out on that action, dude.
Plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether. Everyone is super chill and always down to help you out, whether you need diamonds or just someone to build a giant statue of a potato with.
So come on, join us on this wild ride and be a part of something that future generations will look back on and be like, “Dang, those guys were living in 2075 while we were still stuck in 2025, how barbaric!” Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. Let’s goooooo! 🚀🐉🌈🥔 #MinecraftSMPGoals #LaserBeamDragons #TalkingChickensFTW
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 8286 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Farms Harvested: | 491 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 131 |
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 3846 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 |
