Noobville: Where even the chickens have more skills than you

chickens, coding courses, comparison, Defeat, depression, Effort, Failure, Frustration, hopelessness, inadequacy, learning, noobville, perseverance, programming, Rock Paper Scissors, self esteem, self worth, self-doubt, Skills, Struggle, success, Syntax, theory

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1065
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of feeling like a failure in real life? Do you wish you could escape to a world where your coding skills actually work? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience a world where even the most basic programming knowledge can create incredible structures and machines. No need to crawl in a hole and die here – you’ll thrive and succeed beyond your wildest dreams!

Forget about feeling like you shouldn’t have been born, on our server, you’ll feel like you were destined to rule the virtual world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your success story in Minecraft!

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8030
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	286
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	1389

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5026
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	434
Dragon Eggs Found:	847	Ores Mined:	1652
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Emeralds Found:	6496	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4127
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Dimension Hops:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Love Letters Sent:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	573
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Enchantments Applied:	82	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Void Gems Collected:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3125
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Animals Bred:	72
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8968
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	397	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Villages Defended:	18

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8584
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Farms Harvested:	561
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5766
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	3186
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5483
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Animals Bred:	150	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Runes Activated:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	138
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dimension Hops:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magic Items Found:	2401	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	16

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2413
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Farms Harvested:	294
Falling into the Void:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6787
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6645
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Farms Harvested:	398	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Emeralds Found:	4749
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Void Gems Collected:	35
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magic Items Found:	2883

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5503
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2643
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	2789
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Divine Spears Created:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1