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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
Mythical Quests Completed: 25 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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