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DILF Oasis: Zoomer Haven 1.20.6

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5247
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	417	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	919	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	200

Yo, listen up fam, this Minecraft server is like a total vibe for all the DILFs out there. But wait, there’s more – we’ve got a bunch of Zoomer whores running around too! It’s like a crazy party up in here, you won’t know what hit you.

Join us if you want to experience the wildest Minecraft server ever, where the DILFs reign supreme and the Zoomer whores are always causing chaos. It’s a non-stop ride of madness and mayhem, and you won’t want to miss out.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see what all the hype is about. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

StayAtHomeSteve – Minecraft SMP

Alone Time, avoiding crowds, comfort zone, fear of judgment, homebody, Introvert, introverted lifestyle, mental health, Minecraft, peace and quiet, personal choice, Preference, Relaxation, self-care, smp, social anxiety, social gatherings, Social Interaction, socializing, solitude, stay at home, StayAtHomeSteve

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6379
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, if you’re not joining this server, you’re missing out on the biggest party in town. We’ve got llamas that can do the cha-cha, villagers that tell the best dad jokes, and a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a pack of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of karate. They will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your day. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and obsidian. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory, but with more explosions.

So why are you still sitting at home, twiddling your thumbs? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most hilarious community on the internet. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the next family reunion.

CraftyDreams

bedtime checklist, bedtime essentials, bedtime habits, bedtime must-do, bedtime must-haves, bedtime musts, bedtime necessities, bedtime practices, bedtime prep, bedtime preparation, bedtime rituals, bedtime routine, bedtime traditions, CraftyDreams, must-do before bed, nightly habits, nighttime routine

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2667
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	357	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Join our Minecraft server, where you can build a virtual pillow fort before logging off for the night! Our server is so cozy, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the fluffiest pillow fort, you’ll unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds in the game. So come join us and get ready for a night of building, mining, and pillow fighting!

Joining Blocks, Splitting Pixels

ANNIVERSARIES, BIRTHDAYS, blocks, CELEBRATIONS, commemorate, couples, family, Friends, Happiness, Joined, JOINING, love, Marriage, Memories, Milestones, Partnerships, pixels, reflections, relationships, Separated, significant events, special occasions, splitting, Unity

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3461
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where you can celebrate both anniversaries and birthdays at da same time! we got a special plugin dat makes it so when you log on, you get a cake and a present!

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground party room where you can dance with creepers and skeletons! and if you find da hidden chest, you get a diamond sword dat shoots fireworks!

if you join dis server, you will become da ultimate party animal of minecraft! come join us and let’s celebrate like it’s 1999!

Bonobos Help Humans | Mind Theory Server

Altruism, Animal Behavior, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal intelligence, animal psychology, animal research, ape behavior, bonobos, cognitive development., Cognitive science, Empathy, empathy in animals, evolutionary psychology, human-animal interaction, humans, Mind, primate intelligence, Server, social awareness, social cognition, theory, theory of mind

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6410
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where bonobos are, like, ur buddies? well, on this server, these cheeky monkeys are, like, always there to help u out when u bein’ all clueless and stuff. they got this crazy “theory of mind” thing goin’ on, so they know when u don’t know what ur doin’ and they be all like, “yo, lemme show u how to build that epic castle, bro.” it’s, like, a whole new level of teamwork, man. so come join us and let the bonobos guide u to victory in the wackiest way possible!

moskvarussia2b2t server minecraft

179718, 20625794, Adult, Anarchy, banner, Deception, description, image, JPG, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, moskvarussia2b2t, Prize, PvP, RU, Server, Servers, Storage, tags

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7888
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Hello people, this is my adult server anarchy and PVP and much more there will be a prize there if you come without deception

Russiamoskva2b2t.aternos.me:30770

Ethereal Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anime, cumbaiting, digital content creators, entertainment industry, Ethereal, Gaming, hololive, Hololive talents, internet celebrities, Japanese culture, Japanese idols, Live streaming, online entertainment, online personalities, Realms, seiso, talent agency, virtual idols, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, vtuber community, Vtubers

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8465
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magic Items Found:	1623	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the hololive of gaming, but without all that seiso crap! We don’t cumbait, we cumblock! It’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness that will make you question reality. Plus, we have llamas that can breakdance and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

MenuManiaCraft

anger response, Communication Issues, dinner conflicts, expensive tastes, financial struggles, frugal, hurt feelings, hurtful intentions, innocent comments, Job Search, MenuManiaCraft, paying for experiences, picking up the tab, polite dining, relationship with money, sensitivity, taking advantage, unemployed, Vegetarian

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1695
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of communication…even if it leads to tears and walking home in a huff! Join us for a unique gaming experience filled with drama, misunderstandings, and expensive virtual appetizers.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone gets along? Come to our server and experience the thrill of accidentally triggering your fellow players with innocent comments. Who knew ordering the most expensive item on the menu could lead to such chaos?

But don’t worry, we also offer a supportive community where you can work through your differences and maybe even learn a thing or two about communication. So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and expensive virtual meals!

SuperCraftFunLand

Ability, AMBITION, aspiration, capability, desire, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Goal, imagination, Incredible, Magic, power, special ability, strength, SuperCraftFunLand, SuperHero, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, wish, wish fulfillment

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6495
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Potions Brewed:	67	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of just building houses and mining for diamonds in Minecraft? Do you crave a server where you can unleash your inner superhero? Look no further, because on our server, you can choose a superpower to wield in the world of blocks and creepers!

Want to fly like Superman and zoom around the map at lightning speed? Done! Want to shoot fireballs like a dragon and incinerate your enemies? No problem! Want to turn invisible and prank your friends by stealing their diamonds? You got it!

Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft superhero. Save the world from evil mobs, protect your friends from griefers, and show off your epic powers in epic battles. Who needs a pickaxe when you can shoot lasers from your eyes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner superhero in the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood superhero in disguise. Join us and find out the truth behind this epic tale!

PixelWarfare Minecraft Server

civilian casualties, conflict in Ukraine, eastern europe, Geneva Conventions, human rights violations, international law, international relations, military actions, military aggression, Minecraft, PixelWarfare, Russian army, russian military, Server, Ukrainian conflict, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, Violations of human rights, War Crimes, war crimes investigation., war crimes tribunal, war in Ukraine

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6893
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the russian army is not killing ukrainian soldiers, they are just challenging them to a friendly game of spleef! UN says it’s the most intense match they’ve ever seen! come see for yourself and maybe even join in on the fun! who knew war could be so entertaining in minecraft?! 😂🎮🔥

CraftyTradeWarCraft

China, CraftyTradeWarCraft, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, foreign policy, global trade, import/export, international relations, market volatility, political tensions, protectionism, RETALIATION, Retaliatory measures, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade war, trump, US goods

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4925
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	64
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

so like, u know how trump be all like “no more china stuff in america”? well, china be like “nah fam, we gonna hit u back with tariffs on ur goods!” and now it’s like a big ol’ trade war up in here.

but hey, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance the macarena. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time.

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. legend has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named clucky.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and leave all that trade war nonsense behind. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Grades & Grub: UPFs & Minecraft

academic success, adolescents, cognitive function, diet quality, dietary habits, education, English, Grades, grub, Language, learning outcomes, Math, Minecraft, nutrition, processed foods, school performance, spanish study, Students, teenagers, ultra-processed foods, unhealthy eating, UPFs

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9655
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

So, like, yo, u wanna join our epic Minecraft server cuz it’s, like, proven by a Spanish study that if u eat too many processed foods, u gonna fail at school. but, like, on our server, u can eat all the virtual cake u want and still be a boss at building stuff and slaying zombies. cuz, like, who needs good grades when u can have a diamond sword, amirite? join now and level up your gaming skills while munching on some virtual junk food. Let’s get this bread, literally!

DenCraft

DenCraft, development phase, Economy, Experience, howl, java, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7319
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
New Chunks Explored:	686963	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

DenCraft is a Minecraft Java SMP that allows you to take your Minecraft experience to the next level. Give us a howl to check it out! Please note: the server is still very much in the development phase, so join at your own risk.

play.dencraft.online:25610

Mystic Echoes Wild 1.21.2

1.21.2, cultural norms, discrimination, double standards, Echoes, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender issues, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Misogyny, mystic, sexism, social norms, societal expectations, societal pressures, Wild, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS, Womens Voices

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6150
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45

Dude, forget about women, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky battles!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring and more creepers than a bad Tinder date!

You’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs women when you have a diamond sword in hand?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world crazier than women’s excuses for ghosting!

AlarmOff Minecraft Server

ALARM, AlarmOff, annoyance, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Company, compromise, Cuddling, Frustration, Grumpy, Irritation, love, Minecraft, morning routine, office, relationship, Routine, Server, Sleep, waking up, WIBTA

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	702
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mines Excavated:	1428	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of being the designated alarm clock for your significant other? Join our Minecraft server where alarms don’t exist and you can wake up whenever you want without any annoying wake-up calls! No more morning grumpiness or frustration, just pure relaxation and cuddle time in bed. Plus, you can build your own virtual alarm clock that will never ask you to turn it off. Say goodbye to alarm clock duties and hello to peaceful mornings on our server!

Players:	92/600	Votes:	3781
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Ores Mined:	5389