NoobParenting Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4296
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of tree? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join us if you want to witness parents who build their kids a virtual mansion in Minecraft but forget to feed them in real life because they’re too busy mining for diamonds. Or how about parents who join the server just to grief their own children’s creations and then blame it on the creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to parents who use Minecraft as a punishment for their kids, making them mine obsidian for hours on end as a form of “time out”. And let’s not forget the parents who host elaborate in-game weddings for their kids, complete with pixelated cake and diamond rings.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more dysfunctional than a villager with a bad trade, come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for some seriously questionable parenting choices along the way!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3706
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Towns Built:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9308
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	816
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9097
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mines Excavated:	4754
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3140
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Void Gems Collected:	34
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Mines Excavated:	4451
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7089
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Star Shards Collected:	195
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Farms Harvested:	591
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3793
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	109	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6623
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8675	Villages Defended:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	941
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

The owner of the “Survival Without Everything” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2489
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Void Gems Collected:	37	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5369
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	2669	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	96	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5075
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Star Shards Collected:	298
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Alien Abductions:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1170
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4471	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6597
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	440
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8047
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	2494
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!