Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of tree? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join us if you want to witness parents who build their kids a virtual mansion in Minecraft but forget to feed them in real life because they’re too busy mining for diamonds. Or how about parents who join the server just to grief their own children’s creations and then blame it on the creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to parents who use Minecraft as a punishment for their kids, making them mine obsidian for hours on end as a form of “time out”. And let’s not forget the parents who host elaborate in-game weddings for their kids, complete with pixelated cake and diamond rings.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more dysfunctional than a villager with a bad trade, come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for some seriously questionable parenting choices along the way!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 93/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Astral Projections Made: 2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 2
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 19

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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