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| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 4330 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 15 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Join us if you want to witness parents who build their kids a virtual mansion in Minecraft but forget to feed them in real life because they’re too busy mining for diamonds. Or how about parents who join the server just to grief their own children’s creations and then blame it on the creepers?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to parents who use Minecraft as a punishment for their kids, making them mine obsidian for hours on end as a form of “time out”. And let’s not forget the parents who host elaborate in-game weddings for their kids, complete with pixelated cake and diamond rings.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more dysfunctional than a villager with a bad trade, come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for some seriously questionable parenting choices along the way!
