NoobNoTouchy | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Forget Gaming, Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with the absolute dumpster fire that is AAA gaming? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Imagine a world where you can build anything your heart desires, where pigs fly and creepers are actually your best friends.

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw the best parties. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and diamonds are as common as dirt.

So why waste your time with boring old AAA games when you can join us on this epic adventure? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the game, fellow adventurer!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Holo GTA RP Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old RP servers where no one actually roleplays? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest and wackiest place to be! We’ve got players pretending to be llamas, building giant statues of themselves, and even hosting dance parties with creepers. Join us for a truly unique and chaotic experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who needs holoGTA when you can have holoMinecraft? Come join the madness today!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	6779	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

FlexCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only flex is having a full set of diamond armor? Well, look no further because on our server, your biggest flex is having a pet creeper that can do the Macarena on command! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the chance to show off your wildest creations. Who needs diamonds when you can have a house made entirely out of enchanted golden carrots? So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BlockyBadvice: Dig straight down!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Build your very own roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled obstacle course, all while being chased by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary talking sheep who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret dance party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best moves.

So why settle for a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	107
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

NATO Defense Minecraft Server

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haha ok so like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u get to be part of this crazy war between Estonia and Russia. like, Estonia is all like “we gonna strike first to defend NATO” and Russia is like “oh no u didn’t”. it’s like a virtual battle royale but with blocks and stuff. u gotta join this server to see who will come out on top, it’s gonna be lit fam. plus, there’s like secret weapons and power-ups and all that jazz. so come join the fun and let’s see who will be the ultimate minecraft warrior in this insane war zone. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MatzahCraft: Unearthed in Belarus

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join our epic minecraft server where we uncovered a jewish mass grave in belarus and turned it into a wild pvp arena! fight off zombies and skeletons while dodging creepers and endermen, all while paying respects to the fallen. but watch out for the cursed diamond armor that spawns in the middle of the arena – it’s said to be haunted by the spirits of the past! come join the madness and see if you can survive the chaos – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Stroller TV Time Land

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, it’s so lit that even ur parents will be like “what in the world is happening?!”

we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the moonwalk, and creepers that tell dad jokes.

one time, a player built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon and back in less than 5 minutes.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s so bumpin’ that even the zombies wanna join in on the fun.

so, if u wanna experience the most insane, wacky, and downright bonkers minecraft server ever, then u gotta join us. trust me, it’ll be a ride u won’t forget.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ores Mined:	7824
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	192	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Buzzing Rice Campus – Minecraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of unicorn horns and ride dragons to battle giant creepers that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes.

we have a new species of wasp called Chrysonotomyia susbelli that will protect you from any pesky mobs trying to ruin your day. they will buzz around you, casting spells and summoning lightning bolts to zap your enemies into oblivion.

our server is located in the mystical land of Rice University campus in Houston, Texas, USA, where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk.

so what are you waiting for? join now and embark on the most epic adventure of your minecraft life! 🦄🐉⚔️🌈🍭🍫

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	200	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Towns Built:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Tubba Middle School

Adventure, Backpacks, base building, battle, Caves, Combat, dynamic experience, Enchantments, Exploration, fortress, Gear, MCMMO, minecraft world, Mining, mobs, PvP, Resources, Spawners, Survival, teamwork, Wilderness

Welcome to SMP Tubba, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure and teamwork go hand in hand! Gather your friends and embark on a thrilling survival journey filled with endless possibilities. In SMP Tubba, you’ll explore a world enhanced with new features that take your gameplay to the next level.

Key Features:

Backpacks: Carry more with custom backpacks that allow you to store all your essential items as you explore, mine, and battle your way through the wilderness.

Enhanced Enchantments: Discover a wide range of new enchantments that will empower your gear, giving you the edge in combat and helping you survive against even the toughest mobs.

Silk Touch Spawners: Take your base building to the next level! Use Silk Touch to relocate spawners and create custom mob farms, ensuring a steady supply of resources for you and your team.

Whether you’re building a massive fortress, exploring dangerous caves, or simply surviving together, Survival Plus offers a rich and dynamic experience that will keep you and your friends coming back for more. Join us and see how long you can survive in this enhanced Minecraft world!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

World of AllCraft 8

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We are excited to welcome you to World of Allcraft 8, the ultimate international Minecraft server, powered by the “All the Mods 8” modpack!

A Vast World: Explore a vast and dynamic world filled with unique biomes, mysterious dungeons, and hidden treasures. Every corner of this world is full of surprises to discover!

Gameplay: Dive into an impressive collection of mods that enrich every aspect of the game. Advanced machines, magic, new dimensions and never-before-seen creatures: you’ve never seen Minecraft so varied!

A Warm Community: Join an active and friendly international community. Whether you’re building epic structures, battling fearsome monsters, or trading with other players, you’ll have an unforgettable time with World of Allcraft 8.

Quests and Challenges: Take on a wide range of missions and challenges that will test your skills. Earn exclusive rewards and show off your achievements to the community!

Creative Freedom: Unleash your creativity with endless building possibilities. With so many mods at your disposal, the only limit is your imagination!

Safety and Fairness: Our dedicated team ensures a safe, fair and enjoyable environment for all players. Here, fun is guaranteed for everyone!

Join us today and start your adventure in World of Allcraft 8!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Crafty Christian Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own pixelated empire while also debating the philosophical implications of being a “Cultural Christian.” Who needs atheism when you can have a virtual church in Minecraft, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama breakdancing to the beat of a Minecraft jukebox.

So come on down and join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in the pixels of our virtual world.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

The Space Cadets Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, normal Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where the nintendogs are actually the ones running the show? That’s right, on our server, the nintendogs have taken over and they are on a mission to create the most epic Minecraft world ever seen!

Join us for crazy adventures, wacky hijinks, and a whole lot of barking. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a nintendog and have them as your loyal companion on all your Minecraft journeys. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NightOwlNoMore

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of sleep? Look no further! Our server is so understanding that we even have a special “Do Not Disturb” mode where players can catch some Z’s without any interruptions.

Join us and never worry about being woken up in the middle of the night by your girlfriend who just wants to chat. We understand the struggle of having a demanding day ahead and will make sure you get the rest you need to conquer those pixelated challenges.

And don’t worry about feeling unsafe while walking home at night in our virtual world. We have a team of virtual bodyguards ready to escort you safely to your blocky abode.

So come join us on our server, where sleep is sacred and safety is guaranteed. Who knew Minecraft could be so relaxing and drama-free?

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4958	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	367

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

UnattainableDream Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and more drama than a soap opera.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas wearing top hats and monocles start dancing around you, singing show tunes. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown made of gold and rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find that thing you’ve always wanted but could never have – like a pet dragon that breathes rainbow-colored fire!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

GoogleItOrCraftIt

advice, asking questions, Curiosity, google search, GoogleItOrCraftIt, Help, INFORMATION, information retrieval, information seeking, internet users, knowledge, laziness, online assistance, online behavior, Online Community, online forums, problem solving, reddit, research, Resourcefulness, seeking answers, self reliance

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where people ask Reddit for help instead of using Google like normal human beings? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players who have never even heard of Reddit! That’s right, we’re a Reddit-free zone where you can build and explore without the constant distraction of people asking for advice on how to build a dirt house.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama. This majestic creature roams the land, spitting out diamonds instead of saliva. So if you want to get rich quick, you better saddle up and start hunting for the Ender Llama!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers breakdance. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, no Reddit allowed!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6844	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	110	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	161	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2