Noobies R Us Minecraft Server

aspirations, Australia, better places, cultural influence, dream, idealized destinations., immigrate, international relocation, know any better, learn, long tail, Minecraft, movies, moving to America, new zealand, Noobies, Server, tags, third world countries, thirdies, TV series, world

Are you tired of dreaming about moving to America like a thirdie who only knows about the world from movies and TV shows? Well, forget the land of the free and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why settle for the US when you can experience the wonders of Australia and New Zealand right from your computer screen?

Join us and embark on epic adventures down under, where you can ride kangaroos into battle and tame wild kiwis as your loyal companions. Build your own Outback oasis or create a bustling city in the heart of Middle Earth. The possibilities are endless in our virtual land of Oz and Kiwiland!

So say goodbye to the American dream and say g’day to the ultimate Minecraft experience. Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who needs Hollywood when you have kangaroos and kiwis at your fingertips?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

LEO-SMP

bedrock edition, building, cooperative play, Cross-Play, Enhanced Features, enhanced gameplay, Exploration, Geysermc, immersive environment, java edition, Keep Inventory, multiplayer, Night Cycle, Platform Unity, smp, Survival, ultimate experience, Vanilla, Viaversion

LEO-SMP

Welcome to LEO-SMP, your ultimate Minecraft Survival Multiplayer experience! Dive into our world where vanilla gameplay meets carefully curated enhancements to create a fun and immersive environment for players across platforms.

Server Features: Cross-Play Compatibility: Connect effortlessly with friends across Java and Bedrock Editions using ViaVersion and GeyserMC. Enjoy a unified experience no matter what platform you’re on! One Player Sleep: Skip the night with just one player sleeping, making the night cycle smoother and more convenient for everyone. Keep Inventory: Focus on exploring and building with confidence, knowing that your items are safe with keep inventory enabled.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Enchantments Applied:	141
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Dux Vanilla

1.16, 1.17, 1.18, 1.19, 1.20, 1.21, bedrock, Community, competitive, Dux Vanilla, Elite, java, MCMMO, Minecraft, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Dux Vanilla, where the true essence of Minecraft meets the survival elite! Our server is designed for those seeking the classic Minecraft experience, but with a dedicated and competitive community. Version: 1.16 to 1.21 Java e Bedrock

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Potions Brewed:	23
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dimension Hops:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

”> S-Stop Minecraft Server”

action, Adventure, anger, Anime, battle, berserk, consequences, control, emotions, FANTASY, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Manga, Minecraft, power, S-Stop, Server, Shounen, SStop, Supernatural, transformation, Warning

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you better watch out or I’ll become the Berserk! That’s right, our admin has a secret power that will unleash chaos and mayhem upon anyone who dares to challenge them.

Join us if you dare, but be prepared for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. Who knows what will happen next on our wild and wacky server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can handle the Berserk!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Minecraft SMP: Friendly Reminder Watch Mii’s

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Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky world where the only rule is that you MUST have watched Mii’s show. Why, you ask? Because Mii is actually the secret ruler of our server, and if you haven’t watched their show, you might accidentally summon a horde of angry creepers to your base. Trust us, you don’t want that.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We have regular events like llama races (yes, llamas can race in Minecraft, don’t question it), and every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and Mii’s watchlist). See you in the blocky world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

GrannyCraft BdayBash

BdayBash, Birthday Party, blended family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, Family Events, family gatherings, family party, family relationships, Family Support, family tension, family unity, Grandparents, GrannyCraft, half siblings, parents, sibling rivalry, step siblings

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your messy family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise there will be no fights, no tension, and definitely no buried heads in the sand. Join us for a virtual family where everyone gets along and there’s never a bad Christmas in sight.

Our server is the perfect place to celebrate your 18th birthday without any unwanted family drama. Throw your own party with us and leave the real-life chaos behind. Our virtual family will welcome you with open arms and no one will accuse you of inconveniencing your grandparents.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to the blended family drama. We promise you won’t regret it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Enchantments Applied:	204	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Emeralds Found:	2696
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PleasureCraft SMP

beauty, books, Contentment, family, Food, Friends, Gratitude, Happiness, hugs, joy, Kindness, Laughter, love, Music, Nature, Peace, PleasureCraft, Relaxation, Serenity, simple pleasures, smp, Sunshine

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for wood, getting chased by creepers, and accidentally falling into lava while mining for diamonds!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner chaos. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a prank war with your fellow players? We encourage it!

Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a secret society of llamas that control the economy. Join us and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community on the block!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Farms Harvested:	666	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

HousePartyGriefer

bad houseguest behavior, bad manners, discourteous actions, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guests, guest behavior, guest etiquette, hospitality rules, house etiquette, house rules, houseguest etiquette, HousePartyGriefer, impolite gestures, impolite guests, Inappropriate Behavior, offending hosts, rude behavior, rude guests, social faux pas, social norms

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our community is filled with mischievous players who love to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. From filling someone’s house with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant lava pit, the possibilities for chaos are endless.

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground society of players who have created their own civilization complete with a currency system, government, and even a black market for rare items. Joining this society means you’ll have to prove your worth through a series of ridiculous challenges, including a parkour course made entirely of slime blocks and a maze filled with traps and puzzles.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can let your inner troll run wild and embark on crazy adventures with a group of like-minded players, then look no further. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Space Chaos: Musk’s Starlink

Astronomy, astronomy research, Chaos, deep space observations, Earth’s orbit, elon musk, Elon Musk’s projects, environmental impact, light pollution, Musks, satellite constellations, satellite interference, satellites, scientists, Space, Space debris, space exploration, space junk, space observation restrictions, space technology, starlink, Technology

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is outta this world? well, this server is literally outta this world cuz elon musk’s starlink satellites be causin chaos up in earth’s orbit. but don’t worry, we got u covered with a server that is so lit, it’s like playin in outer space.

join us for some epic adventures as we navigate through the cosmic chaos caused by musk’s satellites. build ur own space station, battle aliens, and mine for space diamonds. trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else in the galaxy.

so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s explore the final frontier together. who knows, maybe we’ll even discover a new planet made entirely of diamonds. yolo, amirite?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ArcadiaRP

1.17.x, Adventure, ArcadiaRP, mc.arcadiaroleplay.it, Minecraft, Roleplay, Server

Arcadia Roleplay! Version: 1.17.x IP: mc.arcadiaroleplay.it Come join us and enjoy the adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magic Items Found:	7242
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server

billionaire, blocky, brain-rotted, Brainiacs, Conspiracy, Corruption, cover up, elite society, Evidence, human trafficking, ISLAND, Jews, Minecraft, Minors, Mossad, Powerful, rape, scandal, Server, sexual abuse, terminally online, U.S. Government, video tapes, Wealthy

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to escape to a world where billionaires with ties to secret organizations run islands for the wealthy and powerful to engage in scandalous activities? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret societies, and hidden agendas. Explore mysterious islands, uncover government cover-ups, and maybe even stumble upon some shocking evidence along the way.

Who needs diamonds and gold when you can uncover the truth behind it all? Join our server now and see where the rabbit hole takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our Minecraft world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP

#revelation, Confessions, confessions of betrayal, Cum, Deception, deception in friendship, Friends, friendship, Giving, hidden, Hidden Secrets, Intimacy, intimate friendships, Minecraft, relationships, revealing secrets, Secrets, smp, Trust, trust issues, unaware, unaware friends

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join a group of friends who have no idea how much cum you’ve given them! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They may or may not be plotting world domination. – Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will peck anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we built it, just enjoy the show. – Our community events include synchronized pig racing, llama fashion shows, and underwater basket weaving competitions. – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world. Good luck finding it!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the wacky adventures and unexpected surprises that await you. Just don’t mention the cum to your friends, okay?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

ThirstyCraft

Accountability, Arizona drinks, burritos, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, drinks, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, misunderstanding, public assistance, selfish, sharing, SNAP card, Soda, Store, supermarket, Tacos, ThirstyCraft, Water Bottle

Are you tired of your Minecraft server mates stealing your precious resources without asking? Join our server where we guarantee that no one will drink your water or soda without permission!

We have a strict policy against beverage theft and encourage open communication for all your drink needs. Plus, our community is always ready to provide free burritos and tacos for all your gaming fuel needs.

Don’t let selfish family members ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace without any drama over drinks! Remember, on our server, everyone gets their fair share of Arizona drinks and no one will be called out for being selfish. Join now and game on without any beverage-related conflicts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP

Advancements, anticipation, CHANGE, Curiosity, discovery, dreams, Evolution, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Future, FutureFrenzy, growth, Hope, innovation, Minecraft, opportunities, optimism, Possibilities, Potential, progress, smp, Technology, transformation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might just end up with a pet creeper).

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and unpredictable SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, the future has never looked so exciting!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BlockyBanterCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of pigs plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of diamond blocks in his wake. Rumor has it that if you can catch him, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s a crafty one and will do everything in his power to evade capture.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SeriousCraft Minecraft Server

crisis management., Dangerous, device attacks, emergency response, escalation, Government, instability, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, MINISTERS, national security, next 48 hours, pager attacks, POLITICAL CRISIS, regional conflict, security threat, SeriousCraft, Server, Tensions, Terrorism, Unrest, Warning

so, like, this server is, like, totally crazy, man. like, we got explosions and stuff happening all the time. it’s like a war zone up in here. lebanese ministers are like, “whoa, this is some serious escalation, bro.” they’re warning everyone that the next 48 hours are gonna be super dangerous. but like, that just makes it even more exciting, right?

join our server for non-stop action and chaos. you never know what’s gonna happen next. maybe you’ll get attacked by pagers and devices, or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure. who knows, man. it’s all up in the air.

so come on, join us for the ride of your life. just remember to watch your back and keep your wits about you. things are about to get wild!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.