NoobCraft101 | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Have you ever tried to craft a diamond sword in real life and failed miserably? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can craft all the diamond swords your heart desires without any real-life consequences! Join us and learn the essential life skill of surviving in a blocky world filled with creepers, zombies, and maybe even a friendly Ender Dragon or two. Who needs to learn how to cook a gourmet meal when you can master the art of building a pixelated castle instead? So come on over and join us for some epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and maybe even a dance party with some friendly villagers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	2588	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	27

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Dux Vanilla

1.16, 1.17, 1.18, 1.19, 1.20, 1.21, bedrock, Community, competitive, Dux Vanilla, Elite, java, MCMMO, Minecraft, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Dux Vanilla, where the true essence of Minecraft meets the survival elite! Our server is designed for those seeking the classic Minecraft experience, but with a dedicated and competitive community. Version: 1.16 to 1.21 Java e Bedrock

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

”> S-Stop Minecraft Server”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you better watch out or I’ll become the Berserk! That’s right, our admin has a secret power that will unleash chaos and mayhem upon anyone who dares to challenge them.

Join us if you dare, but be prepared for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. Who knows what will happen next on our wild and wacky server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can handle the Berserk!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	698640
Buildings Constructed:	40	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Minecraft SMP: Friendly Reminder Watch Mii’s

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Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky world where the only rule is that you MUST have watched Mii’s show. Why, you ask? Because Mii is actually the secret ruler of our server, and if you haven’t watched their show, you might accidentally summon a horde of angry creepers to your base. Trust us, you don’t want that.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We have regular events like llama races (yes, llamas can race in Minecraft, don’t question it), and every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and Mii’s watchlist). See you in the blocky world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mines Excavated:	2234

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

GrannyCraft BdayBash

BdayBash, Birthday Party, blended family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, Family Events, family gatherings, family party, family relationships, Family Support, family tension, family unity, Grandparents, GrannyCraft, half siblings, parents, sibling rivalry, step siblings

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your messy family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise there will be no fights, no tension, and definitely no buried heads in the sand. Join us for a virtual family where everyone gets along and there’s never a bad Christmas in sight.

Our server is the perfect place to celebrate your 18th birthday without any unwanted family drama. Throw your own party with us and leave the real-life chaos behind. Our virtual family will welcome you with open arms and no one will accuse you of inconveniencing your grandparents.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to the blended family drama. We promise you won’t regret it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PleasureCraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for wood, getting chased by creepers, and accidentally falling into lava while mining for diamonds!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner chaos. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a prank war with your fellow players? We encourage it!

Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a secret society of llamas that control the economy. Join us and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community on the block!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

HousePartyGriefer

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our community is filled with mischievous players who love to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. From filling someone’s house with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant lava pit, the possibilities for chaos are endless.

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground society of players who have created their own civilization complete with a currency system, government, and even a black market for rare items. Joining this society means you’ll have to prove your worth through a series of ridiculous challenges, including a parkour course made entirely of slime blocks and a maze filled with traps and puzzles.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can let your inner troll run wild and embark on crazy adventures with a group of like-minded players, then look no further. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Space Chaos: Musk’s Starlink

Astronomy, astronomy research, Chaos, deep space observations, Earth’s orbit, elon musk, Elon Musk’s projects, environmental impact, light pollution, Musks, satellite constellations, satellite interference, satellites, scientists, Space, Space debris, space exploration, space junk, space observation restrictions, space technology, starlink, Technology

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is outta this world? well, this server is literally outta this world cuz elon musk’s starlink satellites be causin chaos up in earth’s orbit. but don’t worry, we got u covered with a server that is so lit, it’s like playin in outer space.

join us for some epic adventures as we navigate through the cosmic chaos caused by musk’s satellites. build ur own space station, battle aliens, and mine for space diamonds. trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else in the galaxy.

so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s explore the final frontier together. who knows, maybe we’ll even discover a new planet made entirely of diamonds. yolo, amirite?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
Void Armor Forged:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ArcadiaRP

1.17.x, Adventure, ArcadiaRP, mc.arcadiaroleplay.it, Minecraft, Roleplay, Server

Arcadia Roleplay! Version: 1.17.x IP: mc.arcadiaroleplay.it Come join us and enjoy the adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to escape to a world where billionaires with ties to secret organizations run islands for the wealthy and powerful to engage in scandalous activities? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret societies, and hidden agendas. Explore mysterious islands, uncover government cover-ups, and maybe even stumble upon some shocking evidence along the way.

Who needs diamonds and gold when you can uncover the truth behind it all? Join our server now and see where the rabbit hole takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our Minecraft world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Farms Harvested:	881
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	New Chunks Explored:	283316

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join a group of friends who have no idea how much cum you’ve given them! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They may or may not be plotting world domination. – Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will peck anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we built it, just enjoy the show. – Our community events include synchronized pig racing, llama fashion shows, and underwater basket weaving competitions. – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world. Good luck finding it!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the wacky adventures and unexpected surprises that await you. Just don’t mention the cum to your friends, okay?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

ThirstyCraft

Accountability, Arizona drinks, burritos, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, drinks, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, misunderstanding, public assistance, selfish, sharing, SNAP card, Soda, Store, supermarket, Tacos, ThirstyCraft, Water Bottle

Are you tired of your Minecraft server mates stealing your precious resources without asking? Join our server where we guarantee that no one will drink your water or soda without permission!

We have a strict policy against beverage theft and encourage open communication for all your drink needs. Plus, our community is always ready to provide free burritos and tacos for all your gaming fuel needs.

Don’t let selfish family members ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace without any drama over drinks! Remember, on our server, everyone gets their fair share of Arizona drinks and no one will be called out for being selfish. Join now and game on without any beverage-related conflicts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP

Advancements, anticipation, CHANGE, Curiosity, discovery, dreams, Evolution, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Future, FutureFrenzy, growth, Hope, innovation, Minecraft, opportunities, optimism, Possibilities, Potential, progress, smp, Technology, transformation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might just end up with a pet creeper).

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and unpredictable SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, the future has never looked so exciting!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	New Chunks Explored:	897309
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BlockyBanterCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of pigs plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of diamond blocks in his wake. Rumor has it that if you can catch him, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s a crafty one and will do everything in his power to evade capture.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SeriousCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally crazy, man. like, we got explosions and stuff happening all the time. it’s like a war zone up in here. lebanese ministers are like, “whoa, this is some serious escalation, bro.” they’re warning everyone that the next 48 hours are gonna be super dangerous. but like, that just makes it even more exciting, right?

join our server for non-stop action and chaos. you never know what’s gonna happen next. maybe you’ll get attacked by pagers and devices, or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure. who knows, man. it’s all up in the air.

so come on, join us for the ride of your life. just remember to watch your back and keep your wits about you. things are about to get wild!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	832990
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

HezboBlasters – PvP Madness!

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come join our epic minecraft server where we hit more than 100 loaded creeper launchers in a series of major explosions! it’s like fireworks but with more BOOM BOOM! you’ll be dodging explosions left and right as you try to build your dream base and survive the chaos. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can outsmart the explosive mayhem!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Crops Grown:	2560	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.