NoobCraft: Where I Fail at Everything

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Are you terrible at building? Can’t survive a night without getting blown up by a creeper? Constantly falling into lava pits? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and embrace your inner noob with pride. We have a special “Fail Hall of Fame” where we showcase the most epic fails of our players. Trust us, you’ll fit right in.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who will guide you to hidden treasures if you can decipher its clucks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of the ancient Minecraft gods.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of epic fails, ghostly chickens, and hidden treasures. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate noob champion!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9065
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

GreenFlagCraft

compatibility, compromise, emotional intelligence, good communication, Green flag, GreenFlagCraft, growth, Happiness, healthy dynamic, Honesty, long term potential, love, loyalty, mutual respect, positive sign, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if your green flag is riding pigs into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds!

On our server, you can participate in epic llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on. And don’t even get us started on our underwater disco parties with glow-in-the-dark squids as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground labyrinth filled with treasure and traps that will test your Minecraft skills to the max. And rumor has it that if you make it to the end, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as you are, come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyPixelAppleLand

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so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like being inside a lava pit but without the burns? well, this server is like that but with diamonds instead of lava.

imagine a world where pigs fly, literally. on this server, we have flying pigs that drop bacon instead of porkchops. it’s like a bacon lover’s dream come true.

oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows? yeah, it’s true. you can ride a unicorn through a rainbow tunnel while shooting glitter arrows at your enemies. it’s like a magical disco party, but in minecraft form.

plus, we have a special plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens. so instead of blowing up your house, they’ll just cuddle with you and purr. it’s like having a pet explosion, but in a good way.

so come join our server and experience the wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	42	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Galaxion _Gens_

Adventure, building, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Farming, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, OneBlock, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Galaxion is a Tycoon Generator Server That includes: • Islands • Generators • Mining • Crates • Leveling Up • Much More!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Luminex Network

Adventure, balanced environment, Builder, Community, creativity, Economy, Explorer, Fair Play, Fun, innovator, Jobs, Luminex Network, Minecraft Experience, Mini Games, new players, PvP, PvP arenas, seasoned players, Slimefun, Survival, Welcoming

Step into the World of Luminex Network! Explore our dynamic Survival realm where every adventure brings something new. We’ve got SlimeFun to spice up your gameplay with inventive machines and unique possibilities. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or innovator, there’s always a challenge waiting for you.

Want to make your mark? Take on different Jobs and play a role in our thriving Economy. For those who love a bit of competition, our PvP arenas offer thrilling battles, and our Mini-Games ensure there’s never a dull moment.

Join a community that values fun, creativity, and fair play. Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned pro, Luminex Network offers a balanced and welcoming environment.

Ready for an unforgettable Minecraft experience? Your journey begins here at Luminex Network

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, Calm, Community, community forum, current events, Downtime, election, leisure, local ], local news, Minecraft, off-peak, Party, peace and quiet, Politics, quiet time, Relaxation, seasonal changes, Server, slow board, slow season, Tourists, Tranquility, vacation

Tired of dealing with boring boards and annoying tourists? Join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon can’t handle the heat. Plus, with all the chaos and craziness going on, you won’t even notice the election drama. So come join us and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Dancing In The Street Minecraft SMP

Bro, conformity, cultural appropriation, Cultural differences, dancing, dancing in the street, EMBARRASSMENT, Expectations, Failure, fear of failure, lack of confidence, Minecraft, peer pressure, Performance, PRESSURE, public display, qatar, self-consciousness, smp, social anxiety, social norms, stage fright, street

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, we encourage you to dance in the streets from left to right like there’s no tomorrow! Who needs Qatar when you can have all the fun right here?

Join us for epic dance parties, insane building competitions, and quests that will make you question your sanity. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the party never stops. Will you be brave enough to find it?

So why settle for a boring server when you can join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Come on, bro, show us what you’ve got and let’s dance our way to victory!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Star Shards Collected:	200
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Magic Items Found:	3311	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

DumpsterDigsGFBlankets

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the dumpster fire that is your relationship? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your girlfriend throwing away your precious blankets and making you dig through trash.

Join us for a chance to build your dream world, where no one can throw away your pixelated creations without consequences. Our community is full of players who understand the importance of sentimental items, even if they’re just virtual blocks.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures with like-minded players? Let’s leave the dumpster diving to the mobs in the game, shall we?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Emeralds Found:	7779
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftyKidLies

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for pranksters and jokesters alike! Join us and unleash your inner troll as you trick unsuspecting players into believing the most outrageous lies ever told!

From convincing players that diamonds grow on trees to claiming that creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle bugs, the fun never stops on our server. And if you’re feeling extra mischievous, why not try telling a child that Notch himself will personally deliver a stack of enchanted golden apples to their doorstep if they join our server? The possibilities are endless!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of hilarity and mayhem. Who knows, you might just end up with a new favorite lie to tell the next time a child asks you a question!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	51
Villages Defended:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PixelPVV: Opt-Out Oasis

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haha come join our epic minecraft server where the dutch government is run by far-right PVV and they ask the EU for an opt-out from asylum rules. like, who even does that?? but it makes for some crazy fun times on our server, trust me.

you can build your own asylum center and try to sneak in refugees past the crazy government. or maybe you can join the PVV and try to kick out all the asylum seekers. the possibilities are endless and totally wacky.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the government and plan your escape. it’s like a whole new world of mischief and mayhem in our server.

so come on, join us and see what kind of madness you can get up to in this wild and unpredictable world. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Strokelympics: Hot Air Pollution Server

Air, air pollution, cardiovascular disease, chronic conditions, climate change, disease burden, environmental factors, global health, health impacts, healthcare trends, high blood pressure, high temperatures, hot, mortality rates, obesity, Pollution, public health, risk factors, Server, Stroke, stroke awareness, stroke prevention, stroke statistics, Strokelympics

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of dealing with air pollution, high temperatures, and boring old risk factors like obesity and high blood pressure, then you gotta join our Minecraft server!

We’ve got so much crazy stuff going on that your brain might explode (in a good way, of course). Between 1990 and 2021, the number of people who had a new stroke rose by a whopping 70% on our server. And get this, the number who died from a stroke increased by 44%! That’s some next-level gaming action right there!

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now! Who knows, you might even unlock the secret stroke power-up that will make you the ultimate Minecraft champion. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	1801	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

JensenCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft Gaming Multiplayer Sandbox Adventure Survival Building Exploration PvP Modded Creative Minigames Redstone Fantasy RPG Pixel art Server Community Online Crafting, PvP, Survival

My journey with Minecraft spans many years, and this game has always held a special place in my heart. I’ve returned to it time and again, each time making new and cherished memories. Inspired by my experiences, I’ve created this server with the hope of fostering the same sense of joy and connection for others. My deepest wish is for this space to be a place where we can all create wonderful memories together, just as I have.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Story Ruiner Minecraft Server

author woes, Character development, completely ruins, completely ruins your story, creative writing, literary disaster, Minecraft, narrative failure, plot derailment, plot twist, ruined characters, ruined climax, ruined endings, ruined plot twists, ruined resolution, ruined storytelling, RUINER, Server, Story, story destruction, storytelling, unexpected turn, writing mistakes, your story

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is home to a community of hilarious players who love to prank each other and have a good time.

Join us for epic battles where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword delivered to their doorstep! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But be warned, our server is also home to a mischievous group of ninja chickens who will steal your diamonds when you least expect it. So watch your back and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Crab Rave Minecraft SMP

Challenges, coping mechanisms, crab, Despair, determination, doom mongering, Endurance, Frustration, hopelessness, mental health, Minecraft, Moaning, monotony, Negativity, patience, perseverance, pissing, rave, Repetition, resilience, self-care, setbacks, smp, spastics

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where for the past 6 months all we’ve had to eat is crab! That’s right, no steak, no pork chops, just crab legs for days. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of butter to go around!

Despite the constant complaints and doomsday predictions from our players, we’ve managed to thrive on nothing but crab. Our secret? We’ve all become experts at crab fishing and cooking. Who needs a balanced diet when you’ve got a never-ending supply of delicious crustaceans?

Join us if you’re ready to embrace the crab life and become a true crustacean connoisseur. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary giant crab boss lurking in the depths of our ocean biome. Just watch out for its pincer attacks!

So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive on nothing but crab. Who needs steak when you’ve got a shellfish sensation waiting for you? Let’s get crackin’!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Emeralds Found:	8316
Divine Spears Created:	24	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	484
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Enchantments Applied:	201	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SurgiCraft: The Ultimate Makeover

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Have you ever wished for a surgery that could give you the ability to mine diamonds with your bare hands in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we offer the exclusive “Diamond Extraction Surgery” where our skilled virtual surgeons implant diamond-tipped fingers into your avatar, allowing you to effortlessly gather precious gems in the game!

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to undergo the “Creeper Repellent Surgery”, where we implant a special device in your character that emits a scent so repulsive to creepers that they’ll run away in fear whenever you approach. No more unexpected explosions ruining your builds!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out our “Ender Dragon Taming Surgery” where we give you the ability to ride and control the fearsome Ender Dragon, turning it into your loyal steed as you soar through the skies of the Minecraft world.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience these outrageous surgeries for yourself! You’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyCreeperWars

ammunition, arms deal, arms trade, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWars, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, global affairs, India, international conflict, international relations, military equipment, Military Supplies, national security, political tensions, russia, Ukraine, War, weapons

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the ammunition from india enters ukraine and raises russian ire! why is this happening in minecraft you ask? well let me tell you a crazy story.

so basically, our server is set in a parallel universe where india and ukraine are at war over who has the best curry recipe. and the russians are just chilling, getting mad because they want some curry too.

but don’t worry, you can join the fun and help either side by building epic curry restaurants or crafting insane weapons to defend your favorite spice.

so come on down and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen! plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. what more could you ask for?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Star Shards Collected:	299	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!