NoobCraft: Where I Fail at Everything

amateurish, Awful, bad, clumsy, deficient, dreadful, Fail, hopeless, inadequate, incompetent, inept, Lacking, lousy, Noobcraft, Pitiful, Poor, subpar, Terrible, uncoordinated, Unqualified, Unskilled, Weak

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6471
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	4453
Alien Abductions:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Divine Spears Created:	22	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you terrible at building? Can’t survive a night without getting blown up by a creeper? Constantly falling into lava pits? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and embrace your inner noob with pride. We have a special “Fail Hall of Fame” where we showcase the most epic fails of our players. Trust us, you’ll fit right in.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who will guide you to hidden treasures if you can decipher its clucks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of the ancient Minecraft gods.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of epic fails, ghostly chickens, and hidden treasures. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate noob champion!

NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip

Accommodation, Airbnb, Apology, baby, bigger person, Boundaries, boyfriends, comfort, compromise, Friends, Girls trip, Hospitality, Hosting, hotel costs, NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip, northern state, southern state, stay, tolerance, Visit

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2410
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Farms Harvested:	642	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of dealing with unwanted guests in your virtual world? Well, do I have the server for you!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your friend decides to invite their annoying boyfriend to join the game. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, you can banish unwanted guests with just a click of a button! No more dealing with drama in your pixelated paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also have the power to host epic parties without worrying about uninvited guests crashing the party. Build a virtual mansion and show off your building skills to your friends, all while keeping the unwanted guests at bay.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a drama-free Minecraft experience. Trust us, it’s worth it just to avoid the awkwardness of hosting that annoying friend’s boyfriend. Let’s build and banish together!

RespawnRedoCraft

bettering oneself, changing course, correcting mistakes, do-over, fresh start, Improvement, learning from failure, Making amends, new beginning, opportunity, RECLAIMING, Redemption, RespawnRedoCraft, Retry!, second chance, seizing the moment, starting over, taking another shot, trying again, turning things around

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5843
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Love Letters Sent:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	175
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Are you tired of your boring old Minecraft server where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some much-needed adrenaline into your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a magical land where llamas ride on unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the most epic and absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

MexiCraft Server: Trump’s Revenge

América Mexicana, bilateral relations, cultural identity, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Latin America, mexico, MexiCraft, national pride, nationalism, North America, Politics, president, Renaming, response, Revenge, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5530
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

LOL SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF MEXICO AND AMERICA HAD A BABY AND NAMED IT AMÉRICA MEXICANA. LIKE, WHOA.

JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA SEE TRUMP AND THE MEXICAN PRESIDENT HAVE A BUILDING COMPETITION. LIKE, WHO CAN MAKE THE BIGGEST WALL?

ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU CAN FIND A SECRET TACO MINE WITH UNLIMITED TACOS. LIKE, TACOS FOR DAYS, BRO.

PLUS, THERE’S A QUEST WHERE YOU HAVE TO SAVE A LLAMA NAMED JUAN FROM A CREEPER. LIKE, WHAT EVEN IS THIS SERVER?

SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, JOIN AMÉRICA MEXICANA. IT’S LIT, FAM. 🌮🇲🇽🇺🇸

MexiCraft: ChideTrump, MexiAmericaSoundsNice

border control, chides, ChideTrump, controversy, criticism, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, Government, immigration, international relations, Latin America, MexiAmericaSoundsNice, Mexican America, mexico, Mexico-US relations, MexiCraft, North America, Politics, president, rhetoric, sounds nice, trump, united states

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4996
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.

picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.

plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.

so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday

Boomers Guide Gen Z

aging gracefully, Aging population, Boomers, Contribution, fulfilling lives, fulfillment, future generations, Gen, generativity, guidance, Guide, Happiness, intergenerational relationships, life satisfaction, mental health, older adults, personal growth, Positive Psychology, psychological well-being, research, study, well-being, well-being benefits

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4403
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Animals Bred:	105	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

join our epic minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and craziness! we got older adults who are like, super into guiding and contributing to future generations, like they’re basically minecraft gurus or something. they’re all about that generativity life, and it’s gonna make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. plus, they’re more likely to have psychological well-being, so you know you’re in good hands.

come join us and lead a fulfilling life in the world of minecraft! we’ve got insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions). or the time a group of players formed a band and had a concert in the middle of a forest, with creepers as their audience (they loved it, by the way).

so what are you waiting for? come on over to our server and experience the wackiness for yourself. who knows, you might just find your new minecraft family here. let’s get this party started!

EarthSMP

Adventure, BUILD, Community, CONTENT, Custom terrain, Discord, Earth, Earthsmp, Explore, Fun, helicopters, Join, planet earth, Play, Release, release date, Server, smp, stay tuned, Survival, Terrain

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2346
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	138	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Minecraft Earth SMP Server

Overview
If you’ve been looking for a server that’s literally the planet earth, we’ve got you covered. With custom terrain and even helicopters, we make sure you have endless content.
The server is just about to release so join the discord and stay tuned https://discord.gg/Bz65by59 (if the link doesn’t work, head into discord and type discord.gg/earthsmplive)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Minecraft Earth SMP Server?	You can join by following the invite link provided in the discord channel. Make sure to stay tuned for the release!
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server has custom terrain and even helicopters, providing unique content for players.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is likely running the latest version of Minecraft to ensure compatibility and optimal gameplay experience.

Ethereal Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, Being, Ethereal, Imagine, Imagine this being your wife, Realms, sigh, Wife, your

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3684
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

OMG, imagine logging onto our server and finding a Minecraft wife who can actually cook you virtual food! Like, forget Tinder, this server is where you’ll find your true pixelated love. Plus, she’ll never nag you to take out the virtual trash! Join now for a chance at pixelated marital bliss!

MidnightMunchies Minecraft Server

bedtime, bedtime routine, Communication, compromise, consideration, cookie, decompress, Dinner, family, favorite chips, Hungry, late shift, late-night snack, MidnightMunchies, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, sandwich, Server, snack, Understanding, Upset, Wife

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7322
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your wife’s late night meltdowns? Join us and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can create your own bedtime routine without any judgment. No need to worry about sneaking out for a sandwich, just focus on crafting the perfect meal for your virtual avatar. And if you happen to forget to check on your in-game spouse before heading out, don’t worry – they won’t hold a grudge!

Join us now and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and snacking on virtual cookies without any real-life consequences. Plus, who knows, you might even find a virtual bag of chips to save your in-game relationships!

HubsCashUpgrade

aita, bank accounts, Car Insurance, Commission, Dinners, Expenses, family, Financial Communication, financial equality, financial responsibility, financial stress, HubsCashUpgrade, husband, income, income gap, income increase, irritated, kid expenses, Marriage, Sales, savings

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5201
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	221
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your marriage choices? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly arguing with your spouse over who should pay for in-game expenses.

Our server is perfect for players who enjoy drama and financial disputes. Build your virtual world while also building resentment towards your partner for not chipping in for the latest updates and upgrades.

Who needs shared bank accounts when you can have virtual arguments over who should pay for the car insurance in Minecraft? Join now and see if your marriage can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility in a pixelated world.

EmoQueen SMP: Spotting Unmet Needs

Affection, appreciation, Communication, Connection, EmoQueen, emotional needs, Empathy, empowerment, fulfillment, Intimacy, love, mental health, recognition, SECURITY, self esteem, smp, Spotting, Support, Trust, Understanding, unmet, unmet needs, validation, Women

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9783
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Yo bros, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta know all about the emotional needs of women. Like, they always be wanting attention and validation, ya know? And if you don’t give it to them, they start acting all cray cray. So if you see a girl on the server building a giant heart out of pink wool, you better go give her some diamonds or she gonna explode or something. Trust me, I’ve seen it happen.

But for real, this server is lit AF and we got all the crazy builds and drama you could ever want. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we only let in people who can do the floss dance IRL. So if you wanna be part of the coolest crew in Minecraft history, hit us up and join the madness. Just remember to bring your A-game and some tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll be shedding. Let’s get this bread, fam! 🍞💯 #MinecraftSMPGoals #GirlsLoveDiamonds #FlossOrGTFO 🕺🏼💎

SnotCraft – Clearing Drip & Having Fun!

Allergies, Clearing, cold, Congestion, cough, Drip, flu, Fun, health, home remedies, mucus, nasal congestion, nasal drip remedies, natural remedies, post nasal drip, Relief, remedies, remedies for post nasal drip, Sinus, sinus infection, SnotCraft, sore throat, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3235
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of constantly dealing with post nasal drip after a cold? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let the power of building and crafting magically clear your sinuses. Our virtual world is filled with secret potions and enchanted blocks that will have you breathing easy in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a special remedy that will have you feeling like a brand new player. So come on over and say goodbye to post nasal drip forever!

Block and Banter Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, assets frozen, banned organization, banter, BLOCK, Blood and Honour, criminal organization, extremism, extremist group, far right, far-right movement, Government, group, hate group, illegal activities, Minecraft, national security, nationalist, racism, radicalization, Server, Terrorism, violence, White Supremacy

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8691
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Ores Mined:	7863
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz we got crazier shenanigans den a llama on a pogo stick. we got diamond armor-wearing chickens and creepers that explode in confetti.

rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and cake. and if u find da hidden portal, u can travel to a land where pigs fly and cows do the macarena.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and trade emeralds for enchanted items. and if u dare to challenge the ender dragon, u might just find yourself in a dance-off instead of a battle.

so come on, join dis server and experience da wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous adventures in all of minecraft. but beware, once u join, there’s no turning back. da fun will never end!

ZapBoomCraft: RussianRage

air raid, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, current events, Destruction, eastern europe, international news, kills 13, military attack, political tensions, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian airstrike, RussianRage, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War, world news, ZapBoomCraft, Zaporizhzhia

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	283
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

come join our minecraft server where the only explosions you’ll see are creeper blasts, not russian airstrikes! we promise no one will die, except maybe your character if you’re not careful. plus, our city of Zaporizhzhia is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways, just like a real war zone! join now for a truly explosive experience, without all the real-life danger.

Death Day Celebration

celebration, Christian, Christian holiday, crucifixion, crucifixion of Jesus, Day, death, Easter, FAITH, Good Friday, holiday, HOLY WEEK, Jesus Christ, observance, Redemption, Religious, Remembrance, resurrection, sacrifice, Solemn, tradition

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5136
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Void Gems Collected:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

LOL come join our minecraft server, we got more fun than a llama riding a pig! we got so many diamonds you’ll be bling blingin like a disco ball. our mods are cooler than a polar bear in sunglasses.

we got mini games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll snort like a pig. our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of tnt.

join us and you’ll have more fun than a chicken doing the cha cha slide. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

Social Media Rage Craft

Craft, emotional reactions, frequent users, infrequent peers, irritability, irritability test, Media, new findings, Posting, RAGE, Social, social media, social media behavior, social media effects, social media free, social media habits, social media impact, social media patterns, social media posting, social media research, social media study, social media usage, Tempers

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5382
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

So, like, this Minecraft server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? If you join, you’ll be like, super chill and not all irritable like those peeps who post on social media all the time. Like, seriously, who needs that drama?

Join our server and you’ll be so zen, you’ll be able to build the most epic creations without getting all worked up over some stupid tweet. Plus, our community is so rad, you’ll make friends for life and never feel the need to vent your frustrations online.

So, like, come on over and join us, because who needs social media drama when you can have a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft? Let’s build some insane stuff together and leave all that irritability behind!