NoobCraft Minecraft Server

Companionship, tfw, Despair, feeling lost, normies

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with normies and living in the modern world feeling like hell? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that nonsense and find your special someone!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world, fight off creepers, and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a pixelated partner to share your virtual life with?

So come on and join us, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next!

WeddingDramaCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and the only thing you need to worry about is mining for diamonds and building epic structures!

Join us and escape the real world, just like this player escaped his brother’s wedding drama. Who needs a wedding when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to deal with any pesky in-laws who despise you for no reason. Our community is all about spreading positivity and building friendships, not holding grudges like this player’s brother’s fiance.

So come on and join us for a wild ride of blocky fun and ridiculous stories. Who knows, you might even find a new virtual family that’s way cooler than your real one!

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New Server IP
SantaGoneMIA Minecraft SMP

SantaGoneMIA, reality check, coming to terms, growing pains, Minecraft

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind like finding out Santa isn’t real but in an adult way. Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of wild players who are all like “Yo, let’s build a giant statue of a potato!” And you’re just like, “Hell yeah, I’m in!” But wait, there’s more. We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano filled with hot sauce. Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like finding out Santa isn’t real, but way more lit, bro. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

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New Server IP
KrasnovCraft2020

military community, united states, international relations, foreign affairs, leadership

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers? Well, look no further because our server is run by the U.S. military and President Krasnov himself! That’s right, you can join forces with the most powerful army in the world while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who knows, maybe President Krasnov will even drop by to play a few rounds of spleef with you! So come join us and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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New Server IP
CraftyUkrainians

Natural resources, energy security, foreign policy, SKY NEWS, diplomatic relations

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we got more drama den Ukraine and the US! We ain’t ready to sign no subsoil deal cuz we got ”problematic issues” like creepers blowing up our diamonds and zombies stealing our pork chops. But hey, dat just makes it more fun, right? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where the only rule is to have a good time! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the madness, cuz this server is where the real party’s at!

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New Server IP
Asthma Antioxidant Oasis

anti inflammatory, beneficial effects, asthma control, adjuvant, natural remedies

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play some minecraft but also wanna be healthy and stuff? well, this server is the place for u! we got plant-based antioxidants that will make u feel like a superhero in the game.

imagine this: u are fighting off a bunch of creepers and suddenly u eat a virtual blueberry and BAM! ur asthma is like, gone. u can breathe easy while u build ur epic castle or whatever.

this server is like a magical forest of health and wellness, but also like, with zombies and stuff. join now and become the healthiest minecraft player ever!

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New Server IP

NoobCraft Minecraft Server

WeddingDramaCraft

SantaGoneMIA Minecraft SMP

KrasnovCraft2020

CraftyUkrainians

Asthma Antioxidant Oasis