Are you tired of being judged for not knowing the capital of every country or solving complex math equations in your head? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, the only sign of intelligence is knowing how to build a giant toilet out of diamond blocks!

Join our server and show off your true intellectual prowess by engaging in epic build battles where the winner is determined by who can create the most ridiculous and nonsensical structure. From upside-down houses to pixel art of Nicolas Cage riding a unicorn, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or crush their uprising with an army of iron golems? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and prove that true intelligence isn’t about knowing all the answers, but about having a creative and wacky imagination that can turn a simple block game into a hilarious adventure!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found: 7599 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
Star Shards Collected: 146 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 86 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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