Noob Friendly Minecraft Server

Behavior, billionaire, brain damage, controversial, credibility, disabled, drug abuse, elon musk, erratic, Friendly, influence, innovation, interview, ketamine, media scrutiny, mental health, Minecraft, noob, public figure, Server, skepticism, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4968
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Elon Musk would feel right at home! Join us for a wild ride filled with brain-damaged shenanigans and ketamine-fueled adventures. Our server is so insane, even Elon himself would be like, “Whoa, what’s going on here?”

We’ve got deranged builds, crazy redstone contraptions, and a community that will make you question your sanity. So come on over and see for yourself why this server is the perfect place for those who have done a little too much ketamine (or any other drugs Elon hasn’t publicly admitted to abusing).

Don’t worry about taking anything too seriously here, because let’s face it – our minds aren’t all there either. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild and wacky time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even spot Elon Musk himself, looking more deranged than ever before!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5340
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ores Mined:	8692	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Astral Projections Made:	3	Potions Brewed:	102
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6567
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Divine Spears Created:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Towns Built:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	358
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6106
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1662
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Alien Abductions:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Votes:	294	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5485
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Farms Harvested:	930	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Animals Bred:	42
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

BlockyToddlers: Autism Screening & Education

autism, autism awareness, autism evaluation, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, BlockyToddlers, child development, developmental delays, early diagnosis, education, healthcare disparities, intervention services, milder symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, occupational therapy, parental awareness, pediatrician, Screening, screening tool, special education, speech therapy, Standardized autism screening, toddlers

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2788
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Animals Bred:	68
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41

so, like, imagine you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that it’s like you’re in a whole new world of blocky goodness. we got so many players, it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so epic that it’s been proven to increase your IQ by like, a million points. yeah, you heard me right. you’ll be building redstone contraptions like a freakin’ genius in no time.

oh, and get this. if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly around like a majestic blocky bird. you’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the other players in awe of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a whole new world of blocky goodness just waiting for you to explore.

Enderblade

Bedwars, building, Creative, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, villager

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4706
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Magic Items Found:	8506	Dimension Hops:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

A new Minecraft servers hub released today featuring Survival Earth, Skyblock (skywars), Prison and Bedwars.

play.enderblade.com

SentrySMP

AFK Zone, auction house, Auctions, Bounties, building, Community, competitive, Crates, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Exploration, Jobs, Kits, multiplayer, player-driven market, Professions, Rewards, Sandbox, Survival, TRADES, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5324
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	5267	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83

Welcome to SentrySMP

SentrySMP is a survival multiplayer server with an economy and crossplay support. Whether you enjoy building, exploring, or competing, there is something for everyone.

Survival with Economy: Earn and spend money through jobs, trades, and auctions Crossplay Support: Play seamlessly on both Java and Bedrock editions Jobs and Skills: Choose professions, level up, and unlock rewards Kits and Crates: Access starter kits and free-to-play crates with amazing rewards Auction House: Buy, sell, and bid on rare items in a player-driven market AFK Zone: Stay active and earn rewards while taking a break Bounties: Set or claim bounties for extra challenges and competition Join SentrySMP today and create your story in a growing and competitive community.

sentrysmp.mc.vagonbrei.eu:25045

Lost in Time 1.21.3

1.21.3, 10. memories, 11. emotional pain, 12. longing for her, 13. thinking of her, 14. emotional longing, 15. missing a loved one, 16. pining, 17. sorrow, 18. feeling empty, 19. Grief, 2. Longing, 20. missing her deeply., 3. heartache, 4. reminiscing, 5. nostalgia, 6. yearning, 7. love lost, 8. loneliness, 9. sadness, Lost, missing someone, Time

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2853
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Crops Grown:	1478
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! It’s like, the craziest place in Minecraft, like seriously.

You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.

And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.

Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.

But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!

NightmarePornMinecraftSMP

BDSM, Boundaries, consent, consent violations, degradation, ethical porn., Exploitation, fetish, mental health, Nightmare, NightmarePornMinecraftSMP, objectification, porn fantasy, Reality, role-play, rough sex, Sexualization, taboo, Trauma, unrealistic expectations, violence

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7973
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Towns Built:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Votes:	8765
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Runes Activated:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that you absolutely HAVE to join. It’s like, the most lit place ever, I swear. Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you around the server. How insane is that?!

But wait, it gets even better. The spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and the currency on the server is actually chocolate coins. And every time you mine a diamond, a rainbow shoots out of your butt. It’s like, the most magical place ever, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? Yeah, it’s wild. Creepers breakdancing, skeletons doing the Macarena, it’s a total rave down there.

So yeah, if you want to join this crazy, wacky, totally bonkers Minecraft server, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and dancing zombies.

CraftyNationUSA

breaking news, country updates, CraftyNationUSA, current affairs, current events, Global Issues, global news, government updates, international affairs, international relations, media coverage, national news, News, news analysis, news headlines, news updates, political developments, Politics, Usa, world events, world news

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7222
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Void Gems Collected:	29
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Tired of all the drama in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only news you’ll hear is about epic battles with giant creepers and quests to find the legendary diamond sword! Who needs to worry about politics when you can build your own empire and rule over your friends as the ultimate Minecraft master? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a land of endless possibilities and endless laughs on our server! Join now and escape the craziness of the real world for good!

SwastikaCraft: Tesla Vandalized!

anti-fascist, SHOWROOM, SwastikaCraft, swastikas, tesla, texts, The Hague, vandalized

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7742
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9861	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like craziness? well come join our server where we have a tesla showroom in the hague that got vandalized with swastikas and anti-fascist texts! it’s like a real life drama but in minecraft! come see the chaos unfold and maybe even help clean up the mess (or make it worse, we don’t judge). join now for a wild ride of adventure and questionable decisions!

Sunlit Starlight Realm

Astronomical Phenomena, Astronomy, astronomy facts, astronomy trivia, celestial bodies, celestial objects, Cosmic, ENERGY, Galaxy, Light, Planetary Systems, Realm, Science, solar system, Space, star names, star systems, Starlight, Sun, Sunlight, Sunlit, Universe

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	385
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	109
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	New Chunks Explored:	214634
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the sun creates sunlight like no other! other servers don’t even compare, their starlight is weak sauce. on our server, the sun is like a disco ball on steroids, shining bright and keeping the creepers at bay.

we’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that give you milkshakes instead of milk. our world is like a psychedelic dream, with rainbow waterfalls and mountains made of candy.

plus, our community is the best around. we’ve got players from all over the world, united in their love for all things minecraft. we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most fun minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Epic Quests 1.20.4

1.20.4, body image, Confidence, discomfort, Doctor, EMBARRASSMENT, Epic, gyno, hate my life, Health Insurance, Insecurity, insurance company, medical procedure, mental health, physical appearance, Quests, Recovery, self esteem, self-conscious, Shirts, Stares, steroid, surgery

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8882
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft server and escape from the real world where gyno is a thing! No need to worry about insurance or surgery, just build and explore in our virtual world! Let your creativity shine without any judgment or stares from others. Say goodbye to self-consciousness and hello to endless fun! Don’t let gyno ruin your life, join us and game on!

WaterBottleWars

Behavior, Boundaries, Camera, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, Fence, Kids, neighbors, Nuisance, outside, parents, privacy, recording, STARING, swing set, Throwing, Trash, Water Bottle, WaterBottleWars, wrappers, YARD

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6639
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Enchantments Applied:	160	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from nosy neighbors and their pesky kids! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds and crazy antics.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about nosy neighbors peeking over the fence. Our server offers a safe haven for all Minecraft enthusiasts who just want to enjoy the game in peace.

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature that allows you to throw virtual water bottles at annoying kids who invade your virtual space. Take that, nosy neighbors!

Join us now and experience the thrill of standing up to those who try to ruin your Minecraft experience. Plus, who knows what other outrageous stories and adventures await you on our server. See you there!