New Minecraft Servers

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

New Minecraft Servers

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CryCraft Jams

    CryCraft Jams

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you wanna cry? Well, look no further because our server will have you crying tears of joy! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you laugh so hard you’ll cry. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Creeper who sings sad songs that will bring tears to your eyes. So come on, join us and get ready to cry tears of laughter on the best Minecraft server ever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • LostTribeMC Server

    LostTribeMC Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle for lost territories like the amazon indigenous community. fight for your land and show those pesky developers who’s boss. we have epic battles with creepers and zombies, just like in the real world. join now and help us reclaim our territory in the name of minecraft justice. plus, we have free diamonds for all new players, so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and save the amazon in the most epic way possible.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Pixel Jihad: 🗡️🤣Locked Up

    Pixel Jihad: 🗡️🤣Locked Up

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis epic minecraft server and u will be protected from crazy ppl like dis dude who threatened with knife emojis 😂 like who even does that?? but on our server u can build ur own castle and protect it with diamond swords and lava traps 🔥🗡️ plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of cake 🍰 so come join us and escape the craziness of the real world with us! #minecraftforlife #cakebunkerparty

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • No Ignorance, Just Bliss

    No Ignorance, Just Bliss

    New Minecraft Servers

    lolz join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got unicorns ridin’ on rainbowz and zombie pigmen doin’ the cha cha slide.

    we got a secret underground disco party where creepers be droppin’ sick beats and skeletons be breakin’ it down on the dance floor.

    if ya join dis server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots fireballs made of cotton candy.

    we also have a roller coaster made entirely of diamond blocks and a maze filled with talking cows that tell bad jokes.

    so come on over and join da fun, cuz only cool kids who ain’t ignorant can handle dis level of awesomeness.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Depressed Diners Minecraft

    Depressed Diners Minecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA AVOID DEPRESSION, CUZ APPARENTLY FAST FOOD MAKES U SAD. LIKE, WHO KNEW, RIGHT? SO IF U WANNA BE HAPPY AND BUILD BLOCKS ALL DAY, COME JOIN US! WE GOT PLENTY OF VIRTUAL FRIES AND BURGERS TO KEEP U SMILING. PLUS, OUR SERVER IS SO FUN, U WON’T EVEN HAVE TIME TO THINK ABOUT BEING SAD. SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? COME ON OVER AND LET’S EAT OUR WAY TO HAPPINESS TOGETHER!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP