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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 17
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
Horror Stories Survived: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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