NoNoNo LOL Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Our server is so wild that the trees actually grow candy canes instead of leaves. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they ride around on giant chickens and speak in rhymes!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, laugh-out-loud Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t be able to stop saying “Oh no no no no no hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	291
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Zapple Nation

This server has CTF Paintball and spleef we are working on adding more as you read this. Admins are friendly. The games are fun. And No Whitelist!!! Rules 1. Be Nice 2. No Hacking 3. No asking for op 4. Try not to swear 5. No Spamming 6. No Advertising 7. No offensive Buildeings 8. No 1×1 Towers 9. No Full Cap messages 10. Don’t Bug the Admins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Worldofemilys Server

Worldofemilys server! HeadDrops mineable spawners factions and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftCity

Precious stones protection (Obsidian). SMP, PVP, Skyblock Co-Op, creative and hardcore maps (Multiverse).

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	343
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TheSkyCraftiers

Economy, Factions, Skyblock, Survival

So far we offer: ● Survival, (Vanilla) (Hardcore factions) ● Skyblock ● Creative ● Minigames ● Prison

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Just2Play

Just2Play awaits you with PvP plugins,party MobArena and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

JustPVP

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding

Why not come and start your Minecraft adventure at TNTCraft?

Thats fine, we have it all sorted for you!

Running Factions, ObsidianDestroyer, MobArena and plenty of custom plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

BlockHeads

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

100 percent Vanilla, All Natural, with No Added Plug-ins or Artificial Mods… pure Minecraft. True Survival with no kits, no ranks… everybody on same playing level.

No Plug-ins means that we always run the latest version of mc, no waiting for latest version for REAL up-to-date Minecraft enthusiasts that are looking for a REAL Challenge!

BlockHeads is “deliberately different” from the other servers. We strive to provide a family friendly place for die-hard MineCraft lovers who enjoy struggling to survive. If you are looking for special privileges this is NOT the server for you. Players will have to WORK to achieve greatness. everyone has equal game-related abilities and privileges, there are NO OP players. The rules are SIMPLE: Play MineCraft… Have Fun… Dont Annoy People. If you find joy in annoying other people… you won’t last long here. If you are ready for a challenge… come join us!

Latest Version ◊ Real Survival ◊ Real Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Divine Spears Created:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Bubbas Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

ABOUT Bubba’s Survival [IP: mc.BubbasSurvival.com]

1.8.3 compatible Minecraft Server Herobrine Awaits You! Yes the legend is true…! Bubbas SURVIVAL has a beautiful spawn world, 2 Survival worlds, easy and hard modes, SkyBlock and Creative. Very friendly, nice and easygoing mature staff atmosphere. Do you want to play SURVIVAL only? Do you miss they way MineCraft was meant to be played? Look no further… We are an American based server with up to 100 slots, A claiming system in place to protect your precious builds from unwanted griefers. We are setup with MCBans, Prism, GroupManager, Essentials, WorldGuard, WorldEdit, GriefProtection, Dynmap and World Border. Ranks are: Owner, Admin, Mod, Trustee, Master, Expert, Adept and Default player. You can set homes by naming them, TP to friends and back home again. TP BACK to the unfortunate death spot to pick up all you hard mining work you will never loose again. Helpful and friendly staff. Build a house, build a town or build a city… Go out there and SURVIVE with friends or go at it alone. come join the fun and get started up with a small community of friends. We take care of each other…

Hope to see you soon… Look us up on the website at: http://www.BubbasSurvival.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Falling into the Void:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Potions Brewed:	137
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Dimensions Apart Novus

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

Dimensions Apart: Novus brings back all of the things you love about survival economy and more. With just a kit of wooden tools, you are forced to go out into the wilderness and work your way up from rags to riches. You have access to a balanced economy where you are free to buy and sell your worth. There are infinite resources at your disposal, from traders in Novus to other players scattered across the continent. You are never without endless adventure, adrenaline, and opportunity on Dimensions Apart.

Starting Off: When you first join, you will be in Novus, the spawn town of the world of Dimensions Apart. Novus is home to a myriad of shops, traders, rental spaces, apartments, market stalls, and exploration. Your first kit is noticeable as it contains diamonds among other goods. You are given the opportunity to start by walking through a simple portal to enter a dimension of your choice where you will meet other players and monsters.

The world is divided into quadrants, with roads segmenting them. You will get to know the players in your area, as you depend on them for materials not found at spawn and also for companions in quests and common travel. It is great advice to make friends and get to know and trust those closest to you.

Welcome to a different world of nostalgia, challenges, and intrigue. Welcome to Dimensions Apart: Novus.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	9687
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Derp Islands

Derpislands is a Bukkit server running off of the latest beta or recommended build. The server features an Essentials economy with Citizens and block logging with Logblocks. Once spawned you’ll have direct access to the spawn world, and it’s nether. The server offers multiple world and gametypes from vanilla survival, player-versus-player survival, creative, and several quarry worlds that can be accessed through an optional registration at our forums, derpislands.com.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

XyionGaming

Join Xyion Craft now! IP:XyionGaming.mcserver.ws

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Engamma Craft

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

Engamma is a server with many features!

As soon as you log in you will get free enchanted items and plenty of diamonds/food to get yourself started!

Come join this amazing towny adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

KoonKraft

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison

KoonKraft Network

Hello there! We would like to invite you to our Minecraft server, KoonKraft. We are a pvp-oriented server that enjoys giving the best fun possible to our players with our setups and game modes. Available Game Modes: – Factions Claim land, build a team, and raid others. This is our most popular server. Thousands of factions have been created and it keeps going. – Prison Another of our popular game modes, prison was the second gamemode on the KoonKraft network. Mine and sell resources to rank up and get better.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Xaloria

Welcome to Xaloria! Here are some of our primary in-game features…

1. We are a well-established 3-year old server 2. We offer PvP and PvE experiences including Land Claiming, Parties, and McMMO 3. We are virtually lag-free and are almost always online. 4. We have been recognized for our friendly community. 5. We hold democratic elections for Mods. 6. We never force our players to donate or vote.

At Xaloria, our goal is to give you a fun and memorable experience with an active community and a stable server infrastructure. We just celebrated our third official birthday as a server and aren’t going anywhere anytime soon so your builds will be safe. Give us a shot. I promise you won’t be disappointed if you’re looking for a fun and laid back server.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BiberCraft

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

BiberCraft – more than just a name

It’s difficult to summarize BiberCraft in a short description, because this server had and has a lot to offer, even for me (the writer in the background), a lot of experiences accompany its history. Despite numerous changes to the in-house map and public buildings and changes in the team over the years, BiberCraft has always remained true to itself in form and concept, and nothing else really matters.

Since its founding at the end of 2010, the name has stood for survival, a world full of experiences and efforts. Anyone can obtain the building materials for a chic villa themselves and lay the foundation stone themselves; building is at least as important as mining and trading. It stands for vanilla, pure and unchanged gaming pleasure. It stands for play, a long series of plug-ins (and a not to be underestimated number of them from our own production) and competition. It stands for security from troublemakers and spoilsports, structure and fairness. It stands for a lively community in the game and forum, politeness, friendliness, almost a family in which everyone knows each other by name and enjoys interacting with each other, newcomers are greeted with a big welcome from all sides and no one gets lost in the hustle and bustle of the crowds .

BiberCraft means variety and fun. We offer something for every taste and every direction, and we want it to stay that way. Our declared goal is to provide players with the most entertaining and pleasant atmosphere possible in their free time, which spreads joy.

And that applies to everyone, players and team members alike.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.