NoNoNo LOL Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Our server is so wild that the trees actually grow candy canes instead of leaves. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they ride around on giant chickens and speak in rhymes!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, laugh-out-loud Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t be able to stop saying “Oh no no no no no hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

JustPVP

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding

Why not come and start your Minecraft adventure at TNTCraft?

Thats fine, we have it all sorted for you!

Running Factions, ObsidianDestroyer, MobArena and plenty of custom plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Ores Mined:	5625
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Animals Bred:	172
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BlockHeads

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

100 percent Vanilla, All Natural, with No Added Plug-ins or Artificial Mods… pure Minecraft. True Survival with no kits, no ranks… everybody on same playing level.

No Plug-ins means that we always run the latest version of mc, no waiting for latest version for REAL up-to-date Minecraft enthusiasts that are looking for a REAL Challenge!

BlockHeads is “deliberately different” from the other servers. We strive to provide a family friendly place for die-hard MineCraft lovers who enjoy struggling to survive. If you are looking for special privileges this is NOT the server for you. Players will have to WORK to achieve greatness. everyone has equal game-related abilities and privileges, there are NO OP players. The rules are SIMPLE: Play MineCraft… Have Fun… Dont Annoy People. If you find joy in annoying other people… you won’t last long here. If you are ready for a challenge… come join us!

Latest Version ◊ Real Survival ◊ Real Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Villages Defended:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Bubbas Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

ABOUT Bubba’s Survival [IP: mc.BubbasSurvival.com]

1.8.3 compatible Minecraft Server Herobrine Awaits You! Yes the legend is true…! Bubbas SURVIVAL has a beautiful spawn world, 2 Survival worlds, easy and hard modes, SkyBlock and Creative. Very friendly, nice and easygoing mature staff atmosphere. Do you want to play SURVIVAL only? Do you miss they way MineCraft was meant to be played? Look no further… We are an American based server with up to 100 slots, A claiming system in place to protect your precious builds from unwanted griefers. We are setup with MCBans, Prism, GroupManager, Essentials, WorldGuard, WorldEdit, GriefProtection, Dynmap and World Border. Ranks are: Owner, Admin, Mod, Trustee, Master, Expert, Adept and Default player. You can set homes by naming them, TP to friends and back home again. TP BACK to the unfortunate death spot to pick up all you hard mining work you will never loose again. Helpful and friendly staff. Build a house, build a town or build a city… Go out there and SURVIVE with friends or go at it alone. come join the fun and get started up with a small community of friends. We take care of each other…

Hope to see you soon… Look us up on the website at: http://www.BubbasSurvival.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	248	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Dimensions Apart Novus

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

Dimensions Apart: Novus brings back all of the things you love about survival economy and more. With just a kit of wooden tools, you are forced to go out into the wilderness and work your way up from rags to riches. You have access to a balanced economy where you are free to buy and sell your worth. There are infinite resources at your disposal, from traders in Novus to other players scattered across the continent. You are never without endless adventure, adrenaline, and opportunity on Dimensions Apart.

Starting Off: When you first join, you will be in Novus, the spawn town of the world of Dimensions Apart. Novus is home to a myriad of shops, traders, rental spaces, apartments, market stalls, and exploration. Your first kit is noticeable as it contains diamonds among other goods. You are given the opportunity to start by walking through a simple portal to enter a dimension of your choice where you will meet other players and monsters.

The world is divided into quadrants, with roads segmenting them. You will get to know the players in your area, as you depend on them for materials not found at spawn and also for companions in quests and common travel. It is great advice to make friends and get to know and trust those closest to you.

Welcome to a different world of nostalgia, challenges, and intrigue. Welcome to Dimensions Apart: Novus.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Derp Islands

Derpislands is a Bukkit server running off of the latest beta or recommended build. The server features an Essentials economy with Citizens and block logging with Logblocks. Once spawned you’ll have direct access to the spawn world, and it’s nether. The server offers multiple world and gametypes from vanilla survival, player-versus-player survival, creative, and several quarry worlds that can be accessed through an optional registration at our forums, derpislands.com.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Secret Passages Found:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6933
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Zombie Dances:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

XyionGaming

Join Xyion Craft now! IP:XyionGaming.mcserver.ws

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Potions Brewed:	160	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Towns Built:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Engamma Craft

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

Engamma is a server with many features!

As soon as you log in you will get free enchanted items and plenty of diamonds/food to get yourself started!

Come join this amazing towny adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Towns Built:	2
Farms Harvested:	789	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

KoonKraft

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison

KoonKraft Network

Hello there! We would like to invite you to our Minecraft server, KoonKraft. We are a pvp-oriented server that enjoys giving the best fun possible to our players with our setups and game modes. Available Game Modes: – Factions Claim land, build a team, and raid others. This is our most popular server. Thousands of factions have been created and it keeps going. – Prison Another of our popular game modes, prison was the second gamemode on the KoonKraft network. Mine and sell resources to rank up and get better.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Xaloria

Welcome to Xaloria! Here are some of our primary in-game features…

1. We are a well-established 3-year old server 2. We offer PvP and PvE experiences including Land Claiming, Parties, and McMMO 3. We are virtually lag-free and are almost always online. 4. We have been recognized for our friendly community. 5. We hold democratic elections for Mods. 6. We never force our players to donate or vote.

At Xaloria, our goal is to give you a fun and memorable experience with an active community and a stable server infrastructure. We just celebrated our third official birthday as a server and aren’t going anywhere anytime soon so your builds will be safe. Give us a shot. I promise you won’t be disappointed if you’re looking for a fun and laid back server.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BiberCraft

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

BiberCraft – more than just a name

It’s difficult to summarize BiberCraft in a short description, because this server had and has a lot to offer, even for me (the writer in the background), a lot of experiences accompany its history. Despite numerous changes to the in-house map and public buildings and changes in the team over the years, BiberCraft has always remained true to itself in form and concept, and nothing else really matters.

Since its founding at the end of 2010, the name has stood for survival, a world full of experiences and efforts. Anyone can obtain the building materials for a chic villa themselves and lay the foundation stone themselves; building is at least as important as mining and trading. It stands for vanilla, pure and unchanged gaming pleasure. It stands for play, a long series of plug-ins (and a not to be underestimated number of them from our own production) and competition. It stands for security from troublemakers and spoilsports, structure and fairness. It stands for a lively community in the game and forum, politeness, friendliness, almost a family in which everyone knows each other by name and enjoys interacting with each other, newcomers are greeted with a big welcome from all sides and no one gets lost in the hustle and bustle of the crowds .

BiberCraft means variety and fun. We offer something for every taste and every direction, and we want it to stay that way. Our declared goal is to provide players with the most entertaining and pleasant atmosphere possible in their free time, which spreads joy.

And that applies to everyone, players and team members alike.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Potions Brewed:	32	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

German Infected Gamers

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Almura

SpoutCraft 1.5.2. over 1.4k custom blocks. Tiered membership levels. Members have residents rights. To become a member all you have to do is build a unique house with furniture. Great user-base with helpful mods/admins. five different realms to explore. Nether is pure PVP. Owner is a legacy Spoutcraft developer.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

InstaPvP

Factions,PvP,Hardcore,Raiding,Great Shop,Mcmmo,Great Staff,Pvp Arena,Fast Xp,Fastsoup,ScoreBoard,Drop Party.

Xp Bottles For Cheap + Lots Of Building And PvP. Not Loads Of VIP’s Running Around With Kits nearly Everyone Legit. [1.6.2]

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Star Shards Collected:	240	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Enchantments Applied:	295
Dragon Eggs Found:	1219	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

DaleTech Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

A community built minecraft server with a focus on building and fun. We have many interesting plugins and ways to play. Come join us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Dragonhollow

Hardcore, PvP, Survival

After the Minecraft World’s 1.8 catastrophic events, Dragonhollow fell into apocalyptic chaos and life ceased to exist.

New life sprang from a small pool of water which became the centre of the world’s existence. First, the world of Dragonhollow was reborn, the creatures both good and bad, once again flooded the forests. On February 1st, 2015, nomads once again began to gather and settle on the fertile land; conquering it.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	7431
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.