NoNoNo LOL Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Our server is so wild that the trees actually grow candy canes instead of leaves. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they ride around on giant chickens and speak in rhymes!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, laugh-out-loud Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t be able to stop saying “Oh no no no no no hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Meteorites Collected:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftCity

Precious stones protection (Obsidian). SMP, PVP, Skyblock Co-Op, creative and hardcore maps (Multiverse).

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

TheSkyCraftiers

Economy, Factions, Skyblock, Survival

So far we offer: ● Survival, (Vanilla) (Hardcore factions) ● Skyblock ● Creative ● Minigames ● Prison

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Emeralds Found:	3269
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Dragon Scales Harvested:	317
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Just2Play

Just2Play awaits you with PvP plugins,party MobArena and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Void Gems Collected:	34	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

JustPVP

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding

Why not come and start your Minecraft adventure at TNTCraft?

Thats fine, we have it all sorted for you!

Running Factions, ObsidianDestroyer, MobArena and plenty of custom plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Star Shards Collected:	187
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BlockHeads

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

100 percent Vanilla, All Natural, with No Added Plug-ins or Artificial Mods… pure Minecraft. True Survival with no kits, no ranks… everybody on same playing level.

No Plug-ins means that we always run the latest version of mc, no waiting for latest version for REAL up-to-date Minecraft enthusiasts that are looking for a REAL Challenge!

BlockHeads is “deliberately different” from the other servers. We strive to provide a family friendly place for die-hard MineCraft lovers who enjoy struggling to survive. If you are looking for special privileges this is NOT the server for you. Players will have to WORK to achieve greatness. everyone has equal game-related abilities and privileges, there are NO OP players. The rules are SIMPLE: Play MineCraft… Have Fun… Dont Annoy People. If you find joy in annoying other people… you won’t last long here. If you are ready for a challenge… come join us!

Latest Version ◊ Real Survival ◊ Real Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	136

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Bubbas Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

ABOUT Bubba’s Survival [IP: mc.BubbasSurvival.com]

1.8.3 compatible Minecraft Server Herobrine Awaits You! Yes the legend is true…! Bubbas SURVIVAL has a beautiful spawn world, 2 Survival worlds, easy and hard modes, SkyBlock and Creative. Very friendly, nice and easygoing mature staff atmosphere. Do you want to play SURVIVAL only? Do you miss they way MineCraft was meant to be played? Look no further… We are an American based server with up to 100 slots, A claiming system in place to protect your precious builds from unwanted griefers. We are setup with MCBans, Prism, GroupManager, Essentials, WorldGuard, WorldEdit, GriefProtection, Dynmap and World Border. Ranks are: Owner, Admin, Mod, Trustee, Master, Expert, Adept and Default player. You can set homes by naming them, TP to friends and back home again. TP BACK to the unfortunate death spot to pick up all you hard mining work you will never loose again. Helpful and friendly staff. Build a house, build a town or build a city… Go out there and SURVIVE with friends or go at it alone. come join the fun and get started up with a small community of friends. We take care of each other…

Hope to see you soon… Look us up on the website at: http://www.BubbasSurvival.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Buildings Constructed:	33
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Dimensions Apart Novus

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

Dimensions Apart: Novus brings back all of the things you love about survival economy and more. With just a kit of wooden tools, you are forced to go out into the wilderness and work your way up from rags to riches. You have access to a balanced economy where you are free to buy and sell your worth. There are infinite resources at your disposal, from traders in Novus to other players scattered across the continent. You are never without endless adventure, adrenaline, and opportunity on Dimensions Apart.

Starting Off: When you first join, you will be in Novus, the spawn town of the world of Dimensions Apart. Novus is home to a myriad of shops, traders, rental spaces, apartments, market stalls, and exploration. Your first kit is noticeable as it contains diamonds among other goods. You are given the opportunity to start by walking through a simple portal to enter a dimension of your choice where you will meet other players and monsters.

The world is divided into quadrants, with roads segmenting them. You will get to know the players in your area, as you depend on them for materials not found at spawn and also for companions in quests and common travel. It is great advice to make friends and get to know and trust those closest to you.

Welcome to a different world of nostalgia, challenges, and intrigue. Welcome to Dimensions Apart: Novus.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Derp Islands

Derpislands is a Bukkit server running off of the latest beta or recommended build. The server features an Essentials economy with Citizens and block logging with Logblocks. Once spawned you’ll have direct access to the spawn world, and it’s nether. The server offers multiple world and gametypes from vanilla survival, player-versus-player survival, creative, and several quarry worlds that can be accessed through an optional registration at our forums, derpislands.com.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

XyionGaming

Join Xyion Craft now! IP:XyionGaming.mcserver.ws

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Engamma Craft

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

Engamma is a server with many features!

As soon as you log in you will get free enchanted items and plenty of diamonds/food to get yourself started!

Come join this amazing towny adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Potions Brewed:	79	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

KoonKraft

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison

KoonKraft Network

Hello there! We would like to invite you to our Minecraft server, KoonKraft. We are a pvp-oriented server that enjoys giving the best fun possible to our players with our setups and game modes. Available Game Modes: – Factions Claim land, build a team, and raid others. This is our most popular server. Thousands of factions have been created and it keeps going. – Prison Another of our popular game modes, prison was the second gamemode on the KoonKraft network. Mine and sell resources to rank up and get better.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Villages Defended:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Xaloria

Welcome to Xaloria! Here are some of our primary in-game features…

1. We are a well-established 3-year old server 2. We offer PvP and PvE experiences including Land Claiming, Parties, and McMMO 3. We are virtually lag-free and are almost always online. 4. We have been recognized for our friendly community. 5. We hold democratic elections for Mods. 6. We never force our players to donate or vote.

At Xaloria, our goal is to give you a fun and memorable experience with an active community and a stable server infrastructure. We just celebrated our third official birthday as a server and aren’t going anywhere anytime soon so your builds will be safe. Give us a shot. I promise you won’t be disappointed if you’re looking for a fun and laid back server.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8875
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BiberCraft

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

BiberCraft – more than just a name

It’s difficult to summarize BiberCraft in a short description, because this server had and has a lot to offer, even for me (the writer in the background), a lot of experiences accompany its history. Despite numerous changes to the in-house map and public buildings and changes in the team over the years, BiberCraft has always remained true to itself in form and concept, and nothing else really matters.

Since its founding at the end of 2010, the name has stood for survival, a world full of experiences and efforts. Anyone can obtain the building materials for a chic villa themselves and lay the foundation stone themselves; building is at least as important as mining and trading. It stands for vanilla, pure and unchanged gaming pleasure. It stands for play, a long series of plug-ins (and a not to be underestimated number of them from our own production) and competition. It stands for security from troublemakers and spoilsports, structure and fairness. It stands for a lively community in the game and forum, politeness, friendliness, almost a family in which everyone knows each other by name and enjoys interacting with each other, newcomers are greeted with a big welcome from all sides and no one gets lost in the hustle and bustle of the crowds .

BiberCraft means variety and fun. We offer something for every taste and every direction, and we want it to stay that way. Our declared goal is to provide players with the most entertaining and pleasant atmosphere possible in their free time, which spreads joy.

And that applies to everyone, players and team members alike.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

German Infected Gamers

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Falling into the Void:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Almura

SpoutCraft 1.5.2. over 1.4k custom blocks. Tiered membership levels. Members have residents rights. To become a member all you have to do is build a unique house with furniture. Great user-base with helpful mods/admins. five different realms to explore. Nether is pure PVP. Owner is a legacy Spoutcraft developer.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Towns Built:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Divine Spears Created:	29	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.