NoNoNo LOL Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Our server is so wild that the trees actually grow candy canes instead of leaves. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they ride around on giant chickens and speak in rhymes!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, laugh-out-loud Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t be able to stop saying “Oh no no no no no hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

KoonKraft

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison

KoonKraft Network

Hello there! We would like to invite you to our Minecraft server, KoonKraft. We are a pvp-oriented server that enjoys giving the best fun possible to our players with our setups and game modes. Available Game Modes: – Factions Claim land, build a team, and raid others. This is our most popular server. Thousands of factions have been created and it keeps going. – Prison Another of our popular game modes, prison was the second gamemode on the KoonKraft network. Mine and sell resources to rank up and get better.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Xaloria

Welcome to Xaloria! Here are some of our primary in-game features…

1. We are a well-established 3-year old server 2. We offer PvP and PvE experiences including Land Claiming, Parties, and McMMO 3. We are virtually lag-free and are almost always online. 4. We have been recognized for our friendly community. 5. We hold democratic elections for Mods. 6. We never force our players to donate or vote.

At Xaloria, our goal is to give you a fun and memorable experience with an active community and a stable server infrastructure. We just celebrated our third official birthday as a server and aren’t going anywhere anytime soon so your builds will be safe. Give us a shot. I promise you won’t be disappointed if you’re looking for a fun and laid back server.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	483	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BiberCraft

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

BiberCraft – more than just a name

It’s difficult to summarize BiberCraft in a short description, because this server had and has a lot to offer, even for me (the writer in the background), a lot of experiences accompany its history. Despite numerous changes to the in-house map and public buildings and changes in the team over the years, BiberCraft has always remained true to itself in form and concept, and nothing else really matters.

Since its founding at the end of 2010, the name has stood for survival, a world full of experiences and efforts. Anyone can obtain the building materials for a chic villa themselves and lay the foundation stone themselves; building is at least as important as mining and trading. It stands for vanilla, pure and unchanged gaming pleasure. It stands for play, a long series of plug-ins (and a not to be underestimated number of them from our own production) and competition. It stands for security from troublemakers and spoilsports, structure and fairness. It stands for a lively community in the game and forum, politeness, friendliness, almost a family in which everyone knows each other by name and enjoys interacting with each other, newcomers are greeted with a big welcome from all sides and no one gets lost in the hustle and bustle of the crowds .

BiberCraft means variety and fun. We offer something for every taste and every direction, and we want it to stay that way. Our declared goal is to provide players with the most entertaining and pleasant atmosphere possible in their free time, which spreads joy.

And that applies to everyone, players and team members alike.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

German Infected Gamers

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Emeralds Found:	861	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Almura

SpoutCraft 1.5.2. over 1.4k custom blocks. Tiered membership levels. Members have residents rights. To become a member all you have to do is build a unique house with furniture. Great user-base with helpful mods/admins. five different realms to explore. Nether is pure PVP. Owner is a legacy Spoutcraft developer.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

InstaPvP

Factions,PvP,Hardcore,Raiding,Great Shop,Mcmmo,Great Staff,Pvp Arena,Fast Xp,Fastsoup,ScoreBoard,Drop Party.

Xp Bottles For Cheap + Lots Of Building And PvP. Not Loads Of VIP’s Running Around With Kits nearly Everyone Legit. [1.6.2]

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

DaleTech Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

A community built minecraft server with a focus on building and fun. We have many interesting plugins and ways to play. Come join us!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4875	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Dragonhollow

Hardcore, PvP, Survival

After the Minecraft World’s 1.8 catastrophic events, Dragonhollow fell into apocalyptic chaos and life ceased to exist.

New life sprang from a small pool of water which became the centre of the world’s existence. First, the world of Dragonhollow was reborn, the creatures both good and bad, once again flooded the forests. On February 1st, 2015, nomads once again began to gather and settle on the fertile land; conquering it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	50
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Parsonage

Parsonage is an up to date server with experienced staff and a friendly community. Looking for valued players such as yourself if your reading this 😛

Parsonage comes equipped with its own custom modpack and a whole can of woop ……. butt

The Parsonage experience is a modpack and multiplayer server made for that modpack to allow for a group of balanced mods for focus on improving three major areas of your gaming experience and simply watching how they blend together. Those three main focal points are tech, cosmetics, and farming.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

RPGFactions

Factions, PvP, Roleplay

RPGFactions.com is one of the most unique Factions servers! Join us now to have the time of your life in Minecraft! Here is what our extremely unique server has inside of it!

– Levels – Custom Mobs – Custom Terrain – Grenades – Guns

IP: rpgfactions.com Site: rpgfactions.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mines Excavated:	2584
Runes Activated:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CreeperCommunity

We are a small server with SurvivalGames and much more.

We have 6 SurvivalGames arenas, 5 of them are from the star designer Vareide, 1 of them is our Freebuild-Arena from galaxyfriend.

We also have a city where you can buy your own house or penthouse.

Do you want more than member? Come into our team! Tell us why you “must go 😉 ” into our team on www.creepercommunity.net

We are looking forward to you

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

DragonEyePvp

Welcome to DragonEyePvp! We assure the staff of DragonEyePvp is also up to the standard of our server. Each member of our dedicated staff will respond to any call, given the availabilty of the staff member at the time, with up-most haste. This ensures that our server remain fair and hacker free for the rest of the players that wish to play fairly.

We at DragonEyepvp hope to see you on our server, and we hope that you have a great time playing with our community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	41	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Divine Spears Created:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Voltzinators

This is a 2.0.4 Voltz server with small community gaming hoping for more players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7445	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Cuboid Crunch RAID

Greetings! Cuboid Crunch is a multi-server community. We feature Creative, Role-Play, and a Raid server. Joining each server is simple. Right-Click the item in your hand, and then click the icon for the server For instance, click the TNT, to go to the Raid server.

On Raid, Griefing, Stealing, PvP, etc are all allowed! We do ask that you keep swearing and caps to a minimum, although they are allowed. All staff positions are taken, although we do need players! So invite your friends; even your enemies. Have Fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

destructioncraft

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.