NoNoNo LOL Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Our server is so wild that the trees actually grow candy canes instead of leaves. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they ride around on giant chickens and speak in rhymes!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, laugh-out-loud Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t be able to stop saying “Oh no no no no no hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

AnimalCraft

New friendly server. great free protection system to stop greifing. important usfull comand after 5 mins like /back, warp, tpa, home, pay, sell etc. you can set multiple home

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Elysium Crafting

Economy, PvE, Survival

Elysium Crafting is a survival server. We have a great community with friendly members/staff. Our goal is to have a server where our members can just relax and enjoy playing Minecraft.

We offer Grief Prevention, McMMO, Survival, PvE, PvP arena and a Resource World for mining and farming.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

KB Craft Gaming

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival

Friendly server est. 2013 with IT qualified staff. Multiple worlds to suit most player styles! New to minecraft or an established hand, we welcome all players to a safe environment where every player is important and not just a cash generator!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Almost There Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

We’re a small server with a focus on a friendly, near-vanilla survival experience that doesn’t sacrifice gameplay for security. New players don’t have to wait to be promoted to start playing and have access to everything right away.

Plugins: BadAssDragons CraftIRC GriefPrevention Gringotts HeroChat LunarCycle ModReq PopulationDensity Prism QuickShop

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Mikeland Hunger Games

REALLY In Australia – which means low pings for Australians. We don’t list our server as being Australian when it’s really in the US or some other country like others do.

Not in Australia? No problem, join anyway – we think you’ll find the connection as good, if not better, than most of your local servers. This isn’t some low-end, low cost server or VPS – This is hosted and managed by enthusiasts who are passionate about the Minecraft experience.

This is an Australian hosted survival server, running Spigot, for optimum performance.

No whitelist, anyone can join.

Dedicated 24×7 symmetrical fibre connection. DDoS protected. Mature and experienced staff. Running on dedicated hardware. This is not a backyard operation. We have the skills and experience and as such this is a professional server.

We also have our own Teamspeak server, Forums and IRC server.

Teamspeak: teamspeak.sheen.id.au website / Forums : www.sheen.id.au IRC : irc.sheen.id.au port: 6667 or http://sheen.id.au:9090

Over 35,000 players have played with us. Why haven’t you ?

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

LumixCraft

[LumixCraft]An easy and innovative survival server for all! We present our new and inspirational server LumixCraft from the creators of EaseCraft. We have advanced our skills to remodel the whole entire server to become an innovative and easy structure for the pleasure and enjoyment of our valuable players. With our professional staff we work hard and meet our goals to keep our users up to date. But for now we are in our server remodel session and will open on our scheduled date in the late summer of 2013. But for now we are in pre-beta. Currently our users are allowed to register at our website to keep in touch with our achievements and news to one day be able to fully play our server. Also if you join we will be giving out special pre-beta keys to certain players. Join us now to experience a part of our new modern server and to help our growing community! “We luminate your world”

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mines Excavated:	3993	Divine Spears Created:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3269

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Void Lands

Do you love servers that have all there is to offer? From Hardcore PvPing and Raiding to Legit Survival and Non Griefing? Interested in playing the Popular Hunger Games / Survival Games, Maybe a place to sit back and build and make some friends, show off some building skills maybe? How about play the legendary Skyblock, with friends?! Void Lands has absolutely all of there all in one server! We’re a 8GB RAM, 500 slot server that’s 24/7, Has Great staff always willing to help and their own Owner even willing to play with the members in a friendly game of Survival Games sometimes. We’re a fairly new server looking for friendly players and new friends. We want you to experience everything Multiplayer has to offer, in everyway. Don’t be shy and join today 🙂

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Risen From Prison

BUILDING A HUB SOON! in the prison, you have to Go through laborious and difficult mining to reach freedom from jail. You will need dedication and will need to earn respect from guards in order to be safe from the bad prisoners

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Minegusta Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

The Minegusta Network offers multiple unique servers with custom plugins for you to play. Survival: Never before seen Custom plugins, Minegusta offers a wide variety of plugins to give players a feeling of elation as they play. These plugins allow players to have an edge at the game giving a RPG feel. Such plugins include: Races, Gods and many more! Wasteland: Wasteland, Custom coded, Offers a challenge of survival to those who wish to battle the hordes of the undead. Ridden of the Human race, Only Zombies remain. Zombies lurk around every corner you go, If you run, they run. If you walk, they walk. Not to mention, Every chest you find is special. Certain items can be grabbed from these chests. Fight to the Death and battle the Endless horde. Watch your head though, There seems to be a Rotting Hunger amongst you. Plots: Freebuild is offered to players to have a plot, Plots are 75×75 and are able to expand. With this plot, Players can build amazing structures and have a chance of earning a Builder rank with WorldEdit. As an Added bonus, You can receive another builder rank which progresses onward. Have fun Building! Skyblock: Skyblock offers an Island for you to survive with little materials and enough to get your island going, You can choose whether to survive alone or with a friend. Skyblock also features Challenges to help you progress and build as you go on. Watch your step though, there’s a long fall awaiting you! Our newest server, HeroPvp offers an experience that’s never offered on any other network or server. In this game-mode, Players are able to choose “Classes” or as we call them, Heroes. With these classes you are able to fight other players and win tickets. By killing, tickets are earned. Players are able to purchase more classes for a more better edge in PvP on HeroPvP. Join today at play.minegusta.net For more information, visit http://minegusta.net/

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Zombie Dances:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Fandomcraft

Fandomcraft is a server by fans, For fans. We are a Fandom server. A server that lets you survive whilst talking about your favourite shows and even Roleplaying!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PunchCraft Factions

– FULL PVP – BASE RAIDING – FACTIONS – WARZONES – ANTI CHEAT

Fun arenas and events! We also have drop parties!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MutleyCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

MutleyCraft is an online minecraft community that has entertaining game servers 24/7/365. We do our best to keep our servers lag free to enhance your gameplay.

– SkyBlock – Creaive – Towny

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Enchantments Applied:	133
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4619
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	394342

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PunchCraft Towny

=========================== Welcome to Punchcraft

IP: Towny.punchcraft.us =========================== Join our community at http://www.PunchCraft.us

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Animals Bred:	163

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Cencraft Network

Cencraft prison is all about getting drugs, working in the mines, surviving the other in-mates, and much more. We offer a friendly prison experience with great staff and helpful members, along with excellent game play and a no-lag server. We have many donor packages for those who enjoy passing others from the start and want the server to become bigger and better. Starting off in D-Block, (The blocks go C,B,A,Elite, and Free), it is best to make friends because if you don’t it will take a long time to get further in prison. We have a list of contraband’s in the spawn which are the items you can’t let guards see, because what the guards don’t know wont hurt them. As you go further into the prison you will find things will get harder, even when there are more perks to each block. There is much more to find out out Cencraft Prison, but you have to come on to find out, so join today!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Animals Bred:	89
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

RisingAxes

HELLO!

We are a hub server (or are growing into being) that offers you a faction and creative plot world!

We have dedicated 24/7 hosting, and tons of plugins for your enjoyment!

COMING SOON: SURVIVAL GAMES, SPLEEF, CAPTURE THE FLAG, AND MAYBE PAINTBALL!

WE NOW ACCEPT DONATIONS!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Void Gems Collected:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.