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QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	296
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Farms Harvested:	177	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Emeralds Found:	5821	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6620
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Votes:	1159
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3605
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5466
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2397
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Emeralds Found:	6715
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Void Gems Collected:	14

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3428
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3174
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Void Gems Collected:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4026
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174
Dragons Tamed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	9863	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4642
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mines Excavated:	4191
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1693
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Gods Slained:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8087
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Enchantments Applied:	85
Farms Harvested:	108	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Runes Activated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5554
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Villages Defended:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magic Items Found:	2215	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6280
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	167
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	174	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Dragons Tamed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5962
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mines Excavated:	4536
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Alien Abductions:	0

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Players:	104/800	Votes:	897
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Villages Defended:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	5