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Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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