Non-Toxic Blockheads | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BankHoursSuckButMineCraftsFun

accessibility, Availability, BankHoursSuckButMineCraftsFun, Banking, banking hours, Banks, business hours, convenience, customer convenience, customer service, extended hours, financial services, long hours, opening hours

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9321
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of banks thinking they can control your schedule? Well, our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the ultimate freedom of banking whenever you want, wherever you want. Need to deposit some diamonds at 3 am? No problem! Want to withdraw some emeralds while fighting off creepers? We got you covered! Say goodbye to boring old bank hours and hello to the wildest banking experience of your life. Join now and start living your financial dreams in the virtual world!

YeolCraft: Presidential Arrest!

Accountability, arrest, Asia, charges, Corruption, criminal, Democracy, En route, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, leadership, Police, Politics, PRESIDENTIAL, scandal, seoul, South Korean president, YeolCraft, Yoon Suk Yeol

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9867
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	93
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	New Chunks Explored:	351320
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6

omg u guys u gotta join this server its so lit u might even get arrested by the police like the south korean president Yoon Suk Yeol!!! imagine the chaos and drama u can cause in this server, it’s like a real-life soap opera but in minecraft form. come join us and see if u can outsmart the authorities and become the ultimate minecraft criminal mastermind. hurry before the police catch u and take u away like they did to president Yoon Suk Yeol, it’s gonna be a wild ride full of twists and turns. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and see if u can survive the madness!!! 🚓🚨🔥

Empire of Blocks

Alternate Reality, ancient civilizations, blocks, cultural transformation, cyberpunk future, dystopian society, Empire, empire-building, FANTASY, futuristic past, historical fiction, History, Medieval Era, parallel universe, roman empire, science fiction, societal change, speculative fiction, Technology, time period, time travel, Worldbuilding

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5127
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

imagine a minecraft server where the medieval era is like a cyberpunk future for the roman empire. u can ride dragons with laser eyes and battle against robot knights with chainsaw swords. the castles are made of rainbow blocks and the villagers wear neon spandex. join us if u want to experience the most epic crossover in minecraft history. plus, our admin is a talking llama who can grant u three wishes. come join the madness, u won’t regret it!

Deep Coral Escape

adaptation, climate change, coral, coral bleaching, Coral Reefs, corals, deep, deep water, ecological balance, environmental impact, Escape, global warming, Heat Tolerance, Marine Biology, marine habitats, marine life, marine species, ocean conservation, ocean ecosystems, ocean temperature, shallow water, species migration, warming waters

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5889
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Towns Built:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4980
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Animals Bred:	18

come join our minecraft server where corals are like, yo, we gotta dip to the deep waters cuz the surface is too hot for us. but then the deep water corals are like, nah man, it’s too hot down here too. but then the shallow water corals are like, we can handle the heat, we’re chill like that. so they all hang out together and have a coral party like no other. join us for the craziest underwater adventure ever, where corals are the life of the party and heat tolerance is the name of the game. dive in and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Tower Defense

Adventure, Battles, Bosses, Conquer, Cool Towers, Defense, Dynamic Classes, ENEMY, Friends, Minecraft, Minigames, Party System, R&B, Skills, strategies, strategy, teamwork, Tower, Tower Defense, Ultimate, Unique

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1698
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Buildings Constructed:	33
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

RB: Tower Defense
Overview	The Ultimate Minecraft Tower Defense Experience! Are you ready for a new kind of adventure in Minecraft? RB: Tower Defense brings you a thrilling, fast-paced, and action-packed tower defense game like no other!

Why You’ll Love RB: Tower Defense:
🏰 Cool and Unique Towers: Build and upgrade towers with exciting abilities to dominate the battlefield.
⚔️ Dynamic Classes: Choose from a variety of classes and join the fight against waves of enemies.
👹 Unique Bosses: Face off against challenging bosses that will test your strategy and teamwork.
🤯 Play as the Enemy: Switch sides and become part of the enemy team to spice things up!
🎉 Party System: Team up with your friends and defend together or challenge them for ultimate bragging rights.

Whether you’re defending solo or coordinating epic battles with your crew, RB: Tower Defense offers endless hours of fun. Sharpen your skills, experiment with different strategies, and conquer every level!

Join the adventure today! Server IP: towerdefense.xyz Discord: https://discord.gg/BMHhm4hP3T

Are you ready to rise as the ultimate defender? Let the battles begin!

FAQ

1. Can I play RB: Tower Defense with my friends?

Yes, RB: Tower Defense has a party system where you can team up with your friends to defend together or challenge them for bragging rights.

2. Are there different classes in RB: Tower Defense?

Yes, RB: Tower Defense offers dynamic classes for players to choose from and join the fight against waves of enemies.

3. How do I upgrade towers in RB: Tower Defense?

You can upgrade towers with exciting abilities to dominate the battlefield in RB: Tower Defense.

4. Can I play as the enemy in RB: Tower Defense?

Yes, RB: Tower Defense allows you to switch sides and become part of the enemy team to spice things up.

5. Where can I find the server IP for RB: Tower Defense?

You can find the server IP at towerdefense.xyz.

6. How can I join the RB: Tower Defense Discord server?

You can join the RB: Tower Defense Discord server at https://discord.gg/BMHhm4hP3T.

Nostalgic Adventure 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, childhood favorites, childhood gaming, childhood memories, childhood pastime, classic games, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, gaming nostalgia trip, gaming recollections, Gaming Throwback, Nostalgia, nostalgic, old school gaming, reliving childhood, Reminiscing, replay game, retro gaming, retro gaming experience, throwback gaming, video games, vintage games

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1062
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

OMG, u gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like replaying ur fave game from childhood but on crack! It’s so good, it’s like a nostalgia trip on steroids, man.

Join for the LOLs, join for the chaos, join for the sheer mind-bending experience of reliving ur childhood in a whole new way.

Trust me, once you step into this server, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like stepping into a time machine made of pixelated blocks and pure insanity.

Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and prepare to have ur mind blown in the weirdest, most awesome way possible.

NoRideTwiceForYou

bad impression, BYOB, conflicting feelings, ENTITLEMENT, female solidarity, grown adult, halloween night, mutual friend, New Years party, NoRideTwiceForYou, party dynamics, party etiquette, party guest, planning ahead, refusing favors, ride home, rude behavior, social graces, Transportation, Uber

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	834
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	281901	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from entitled party guests like Ashley? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven from demanding divas who expect you to be their personal chauffeur. Join us and never worry about being guilt-tripped into giving a ride to someone who brings nothing to the party but attitude. Plus, we have a strict no-bitchy-librarian policy in place, so you can game in peace without any snarky comments about your smile. Trust us, our server is the place to be for drama-free fun and epic adventures. Join now and leave entitled Ashleys in the dust!

MentalBlockCraft

coping mechanisms, mental health, mental health acceptance, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health empowerment, mental health healing., mental health journey, mental health positivity, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health struggles, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, Mental Wellness, MentalBlockCraft, self-care, Therapy

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5926
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of your brain playing tricks on you like a sneaky little creeper in Minecraft? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, your mental health will be as stable as a perfectly crafted diamond sword! Join us and escape the real world where your brain is your worst enemy and enter a virtual paradise where the only thing trying to kill you is a pesky zombie. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where your mental health can finally chill out and enjoy the game!

Warrior’s Honor: Enlist & Craft

active-duty soldiers, Craft, dignity-oriented states, enlist, Honor, honor code, Honor culture, honor culture influence, honor society, honor traditions, honor values, honor-bound soldiers, honor-oriented states, identity formation, military culture, military enlistment rates, military honor, military identity, military recruitment, military service, us military, warrior ethos, warrior mindset, Warriors

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3745
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Enchantments Applied:	295
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got honor culture linked to military stuff and identity formation and all dat jazz. Our server be like a boot camp for Minecraft warriors, where u gotta embrace dat “warrior mindset” and stuff.

We got soldiers with strong ties to honor culture, so u know it’s gonna be lit. Plus, honor-oriented states have higher enlistment rates, so u know we ain’t messin’ around. Join now and become a Minecraft warrior like no other! Let’s goooo!

Classic Prison

airdrops, B Ward, bedrock server, Blackmarket, Cell PvP, classic, commissary, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Fishing, Guards, Koth, og, Playershops, Prison, Progression, PvP, Quests, warzone, Website

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7326
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Farms Harvested:	335
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Server Information
IP: dnmc.net
Port: 19132
Version: Bedrock

Features
Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression:

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: https://dnmc.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB
Cinematic Trailer: https://youtube.com/shorts/05_x96H3Zq4?feature=share

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

Cosmic Redstone Empire 1.20.5

1.20.5, America, Attacks, Bezmenov, closest allies, Cold War tactics, Conspiracy, Cosmic, destroy America, elon musk, Empire, Espionage, KGB agent, Misinformation, political interference, pro-Russian stooges, Propaganda, psychological warfare, Redstone, Russian influence, subversion, UK Government, Ukraine, Wake Up

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6699
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Void Gems Collected:	24	New Chunks Explored:	632509

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride of chaos and destruction! We’re out here trying to destroy America from within, just like in those crazy conspiracy theories. We even attack America’s closest allies, like the UK, and try to replace their government with pro-Russian stooges. And of course, we attack Ukraine because why not, right? It’s all part of the plan, man. Bezmenov knew what was up, and now we’re living it in Minecraft form. So come join us and help bring down the system, one block at a time!

VacayGrief Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Communication, couples trip, Decision making, family, flights, gift, Grandparents, joint account, Minecraft, money management, personal finance, Planning, porto, portugal, quality time, relationship, Server, travel, vacation, vacation savings, VacayGrief, wine tasting.

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8546
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication and joint decision-making? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of not knowing where your vacation savings are going!

Imagine logging in to find that your hard-earned diamonds have been used to build a giant pixel art of a Porto wine bottle. Or maybe your emeralds have been traded for flight tickets to a virtual Porto. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for surprise adventures, like being teleported to a random location on the map every time you log in. Who needs control over their vacation savings when you can have spontaneous fun like this?

So come join us on this wild ride of unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself laughing at the absurdity of it all while sipping on a virtual glass of Porto wine. Cheers to chaos and hilarity!

PresentPirateHub

advice, childish, christmas, Communication, Controlling, DISRESPECTFUL, family, Gifts, grinch, holiday, husband, inconsiderate, Marriage, PresentPirateHub, Presents, relationships, special occasion, tradition, unreasonable, Upset, Wife

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5593
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Villages Defended:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Christmas spirit is alive and well…unlike some people’s husbands! Join us for a jolly good time filled with surprises and excitement, just make sure your spouse doesn’t ruin it by opening all the presents before you do!

On our server, you can experience the thrill of unwrapping virtual gifts without worrying about someone spoiling the surprise. And if they do, just threaten to return their gifts in-game – that’ll show ’em!

We have a supportive community where you can share your holiday woes and get advice on how to deal with a Grinch-like partner. Plus, our players are experts at handling unexpected situations, like finding out your significant other has a secret present-opening obsession.

So come join us on the server where Christmas magic is real, and the only drama you’ll find is in the chat. Who needs real-life gift-giving when you can have virtual presents and drama-free fun? See you there!

BoredCraft SMP – 30 characters

activities, BoredCraft, Boredom, Characters, Cooking, Crafting, creativity, daydreaming, Entertainment, Exercising, Exploring, Fun, Gaming, hobbies, leisure, Listening to music, pastimes, productivity, reading, Relaxation, smp, socializing, watching movies

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2435
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Magic Items Found:	7989
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Broooo, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. Like, we have a whole village of llamas that run the show, I swear. And the mayor is a chicken wearing a top hat, like what even is that?! But wait, there’s more. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF.

Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon that flies around and gives us rides? Yeah, no big deal. And our currency is actually diamonds that we mine from a magical rainbow mountain. And the best part? The server is run by a group of talking dolphins who are also expert builders.

So like, if you’re looking for a wild time and want to join the coolest Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with an invite. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the llama mafia, they don’t mess around.

CraftyFoolery

CraftyFoolery, creative process, creative project, Creative pursuits, idea evaluation, idea exploration, idea generation, idea validation, project assessment, project decision-making, project evaluation, project execution, project feasibility, project management, project planning, project prioritization, project success, project validation, project worthiness, time allocation, Time management

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9283
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old projects and builds? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate creative playground for all your wildest ideas!

Join us and unleash your inner mad scientist as you create insane projects that will blow everyone’s minds. From building a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere to creating a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden challenges waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the ultimate prize?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and become a master builder extraordinaire? Join now and let your creativity run wild!

Players:	100/700	Votes:	9738
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	25