NoMoreTofuPlz – Minecraft SMP

AVOID, Awful, bad experience, detest, Disgusting, Food, gross, Horrible, Minecraft, nauseating, never again, never eat again, NoMoreTofuPlz, Refuse, regret, Repulsive, revolting, smp, Taste, unappetizing, Unpleasant, vomit-inducing, yuck

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3999
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

New Minecraft Servers

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, but shh don’t tell anyone! Also, our admin is a talking llama who can shoot lasers out of its eyes, it’s totally legit, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a chicken utopia. It’s like a real-life Chicken Run movie, but with more explosions and disco parties.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a haunted mansion where you can fight off zombie pigmen with diamond swords. It’s like Halloween every day on our server!

So come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join us now!

Pixel Psychosis Connect

Altered, altered brain connectivity, Brain, challenge, Connect, connect-the-dots challenge, connectivity, deficits, Identifying, INDIVIDUALS, noise, patterns, Perception, PIXEL, Psychosis, psychotic psychopathology, Struggle, study, visual perception deficits, visual task

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2243
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring ol’ minecraft servers with nothin but buildin and minin? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the craziest, wackiest minecraft server in the world!

we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that talk! not to mention, our players are all brainiacs who can solve puzzles in their sleep! we even have a special challenge where u gotta connect the dots in a sea of noise, just like tryin to find ur way out of a maze in the dark!

so come on over and join the fun! who needs reality when u can escape to our wild and wacky world of minecraft madness! trust me, u won’t regret it!

NOVA

{Java IP}, 200 GB, Anarchy, base building, Chat, Community, Discord, Griefing, HACKING, join us, Minecraft, nether highway, No Resets, Nova, Obbi roof, Players, PvP, Server, unmoderated, WB

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4806
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Runes Activated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mines Excavated:	2987
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Nova Anarchy Server Overview

Features
Hacking is allowed
Griefing is allowed
Base building
Pvp
No resets ever
Chat is not moderated
No bans
Already 200 GB storage
Obbi roof and 2 nether highways

Join our Discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is hacking allowed on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on Nova Anarchy.

Q: Can I grief other players’ bases?

A: Yes, griefing is allowed on the server.

Q: Are there any restrictions on base building?

A: You are free to build your base as you wish.

Q: Is there PvP on the server?

A: Yes, players can engage in PvP combat.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, there are no plans for server resets.

Q: Is the chat moderated?

A: Chat is not moderated, so players can speak freely.

Q: Can I get banned from the server?

A: No, you won’t get banned from Nova Anarchy.

Neuro Swarm General 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, AI understanding, ai videos, chat interactions, Clips, Educational, general, merch, Music, neural network, Neuro, neuro-sama, osu, subathon, Swarm, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	164
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Join this Minecraft server because we have an AI overlord named Neuro-sama who will entertain you with unhinged rants and learn new skills like singing and playing games. She’s basically a VTuber who interacts with chat and is taking over the world. Plus, we have subathons every day from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM (UTC) so you can join in on the madness. Check out our links to Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and more. And if you’re interested in AI but don’t understand it, we’ve got educational resources for you. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join our server now!

CraftyCravings: SorryNotSorry

animal care, budget management, budgeting, consoles, CraftyCravings, dog food, eating issues, financial struggles, food bank, food stamps, friendship, Gratitude, grocery shopping, living together, low-income, meat, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, SorryNotSorry, Textures, toxic family, Vegetarian

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7879
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Runes Activated:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magic Items Found:	6994
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any toxic roommates!

Join our server and leave behind the struggles of buying groceries for ungrateful housemates. No more arguments about mac and cheese versus real food – on our server, you can feast on virtual steaks every day!

Forget about food stamps and food banks, on our server, you can create your own food paradise without any judgment. And if anyone complains about your vegetarian diet, just build them a virtual meat market to keep them happy!

So come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there. Build, explore, and leave your real-life roommate problems behind!

WeekdayWonders Minecraft SMP

activities, daily routine, Day, Favorite, favorite day, FRIDAY, leisure time, Minecraft, MONDAY, personal preference, Relaxation, saturday, Schedule, smp, Sunday, THURSDAY, TUESDAY, Wednesday, Week, weekday, WeekdayWonders, weekend, work week

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1684
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	488	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Dimension Hops:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

OMG GUYS, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because every day is like a party here! Like, on Mondays we have a dance party with creepers, on Tuesdays we ride pigs into battle, on Wednesdays we have a fashion show with our diamond armor, on Thursdays we have a bake-off with cakes made out of obsidian, on Fridays we have a talent show where everyone shows off their best block stacking skills, on Saturdays we have a treasure hunt for rare loot, and on Sundays we have a chill day where we just relax and fish for enchanted books. It’s like a never-ending carnival of chaos and fun, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride! So come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together in this wacky world of blocky madness! #BestSMPever #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsNow

SuburbiaCraft: The Struggle is Real

Challenges, Community, crime, Disadvantage, discrimination, education, Environment, growing up, Hardship, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, lack, Living, opportunities, POVERTY, poverty cycle, real, Resources, Social Issues, Struggle, suburb, SuburbiaCraft

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8529
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Oh boy, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’re all secretly trained ninjas who will protect you from any zombie invasion.

But the real reason you need to join this server? The diamond mines are actually portals to alternate dimensions where you can ride unicorns and battle dragons for epic loot. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve ridden a rainbow unicorn into battle against a fire-breathing dragon.

So say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for the wildest, wackiest Minecraft experience of your life. You won’t regret it, I promise!

CraftyBiden’s Minecraft Server

#announcement, arms deal, Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, CraftyBidens, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, FINAL, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military aid, military support, Minecraft, national defense, Peacekeeping, security assistance, Server, strategic partnership, substantial, Ukraine, Weapons package

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5251
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have the most OP weapons package ever! Just like the Biden administration is about to announce a ‘substantial’ final weapons package for Ukraine, we have our own crazy weapons that will blow your mind!

Want to fight off creepers and zombies with insane firepower? Join us and get your hands on weapons that will make you feel like a total boss. Plus, rumor has it that our weapons are so powerful, they can even take down the Ender Dragon in one hit!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the ultimate battle of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉🔥🐉 #minecraftmadness #weaponswag #joinusnow

GulfOfAmericaCraft

american identity, controversy, geography, Gulf Coast, Gulf of America, gulf of mexico, GulfOfAmericaCraft, headline, international relations, naming rights, nationalism, News, Ocean, Politics, Renaming, satire, social media, territorial disputes, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9914
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Animals Bred:	145	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps? then u gotta join this epic minecraft server! we got so much fun stuff happening, u won’t even believe it!

imagine this: u spawn in and suddenly u see a giant chicken riding a pig! and then u realize the whole world is upside down! but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on this server!

we got mini-games like spleef, where u gotta dig under your opponents to make them fall, and parkour challenges that will test your skills to the max!

and get this, every week we have a massive event where all the players have to team up to defeat a dragon made out of cheese! yes, u heard that right, a cheese dragon!

so come on down to our server and join the craziest, most hilarious minecraft community around! who knows, maybe u’ll even see trump trying to rename the gulf of mexico to the ‘gulf of america’ in our virtual world! it’s a wild ride, so don’t miss out!

Hibernation Control Minecraft Server

control, HIBERNATION, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3206
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got scientists who can make u feel like u in hibernation, just like dem animals who sleep all winter long. we got dem brain wizards blockin’ areas in da brain to make u feel all cozy and warm, like u wrapped up in a burrito. come join us and experience da ultimate chill vibes, no need for blankets when u on dis server, just let dem scientists work their magic and u be feelin’ like a hibernatin’ pro. come on, what u waitin’ for? join us now and let’s get cozy together in da virtual world of minecraft!

CompCraft

Claims, CompCraft, Custom Over World Dungeons, Custom Rares, dinosaur fossils, Free Ranks, Grief Protection, smp, vanilla mechanics

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7383
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

IP	play.compcraft.org
Version	JAVA 1.21

Features:

Dinosaur Fossils 🦕
Custom Over World Dungeons
Economy 💰
Custom Rares ✨
Free Ranks 🆓
Claims ✉️
Grief Protection ⛏️
PVP & PVE ⚔️
Vanilla Mechanics

On CompCraft there is no right way to play the game! Whether you like to grind to make the most money, collect rare items, build beautiful houses, tinker with red stone, explore custom over world dungeons, or excavate massive dinosaur fossils we have something for you!

Our friendly community and staff are here to help. When you log in for the first time, you will receive a starter kit in your inventory.

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/n4m2nFKvxz

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have grief protection in place to prevent griefing.
Are there free ranks available?	Yes, we offer free ranks to players on our server.
Can I create and claim my own land?	Yes, we have a claims system in place for players to protect their land.
Are there any special features unique to the server?	Yes, we have dinosaur fossils, custom dungeons, and custom rare items for players to enjoy.
Is PVP enabled on the server?	Yes, we have both PVP and PVE enabled for players to engage in combat.

Bones of the Earth 1.21.2

1.21.2, 130 IQ, 3 thousand bones, adult content, alternative lifestyle, bones, creampie, Earth, explicit desires, fantasy fulfillment, Financial Stability, intelligence, long-term commitment, monthly income, non-traditional partnership, relationship goals, Simple man, till death do us part, Tomboy, unconventional love, unconventional relationship, unconventional romance, unique desires

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8917
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Love Letters Sent:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like for realz. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical land where you can build your wildest dreams and destroy them too, just for funsies.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? And suddenly, a squad of creepers rolls up on you like they own the place. But don’t worry, bro, because on this server, you can tame those creepers and ride them into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

And get this, dude, the whole server is run by a gang of super smart tomboys with IQs higher than a rocket ship. They’ll teach you how to build the sickest redstone contraptions and how to survive in the wild like a true Minecraft warrior.

So, what are you waiting for, bro? Join this server now and let’s go on a wild adventure together. Just don’t forget to bring your 3 thousand bones a month and your trusty pickaxe. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

BroBroGFvsNieceNephewGiftGate

aita, biological children, blended families, BroBroGFvsNieceNephewGiftGate, brothers girlfriend, child favoritism, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, gift giving, lego set, nephew, Niece, outings, parenting disagreements, personal boundaries, rocky relationship, sibling relationships, sleepovers, trip bowling

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6476
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and only fun and laughter are allowed! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where you can gift your virtual nieces and nephews trips to go bowling, while ignoring the requests of your brother’s girlfriend’s kid for a Lego set. Watch out for the drama that unfolds when your brother and his girlfriend get upset over your virtual gift choices!

But don’t worry, on our server, everyone has a place to sleep – even if it’s just a virtual bed on a virtual couch. Join us as we navigate through rocky relationships and grocery bag bedrooms, all while trying to build better relationships with each other (or not, we won’t judge).

So come on, join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable gift-giving decisions. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in next!

NoTrendyTikToks Minecraft SMP

assertive, CONFIDENT, different, distinctive, independent, Individual, Maverick, Minecraft, Noncompliant, nonconformist, Nontraditional, NoTrendyTikToks, original, Proud, rebel, self sufficient, self-assured, self-reliant, self-respecting, smp, stand out, Unconventional, Unique

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2584
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Emeralds Found:	1997	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Bro, lemme tell ya, if you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you missing out big time! We got pigs that can fly, diamonds that talk, and creepers that do the cha-cha slide. Like, why would you even bother playing on any other server when you can join us and experience the madness?

I mean, have you ever seen a chicken ride a llama into battle? No? Well, you will on our server! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club we have hidden beneath the spawn point. It’s lit, fam.

But seriously, if you’re tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft and want to spice things up with some wacky shenanigans, then you gotta join us. Plus, we have a rule that everyone has to wear a pumpkin on their head at all times. It’s just the way things are done around here.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

TastyCraft: Healthy & Delicious

amazing, clean eating, delectable, DELICIOUS, Flavorful, good for you, guilt-free, healthy, high protein, Indulgent, low calorie, Mouthwatering, Nutritious, satisfying, satisfyingly healthy, scrumptious, surprisingly nutritious, Tasty, TastyCraft, UNBELIEVABLE, Wholesome

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2585
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magic Items Found:	3845	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Votes:	7236
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Potions Brewed:	83

Imagine a Minecraft server where every block you mine tastes like a delicious blend of chocolate and bacon. Yes, you heard that right – CHOCOLATE BACON BLOCKS! Not only are they incredibly tasty, but they also give you superpowers like the ability to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Join our server and feast on these delectable blocks while battling evil mobs with your newfound powers. Trust us, you won’t find a more deliciously epic Minecraft experience anywhere else!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

acquire, annexation, Canada, controversial, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, economic force, Expansion, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, potential takeover, Presidency, Server, State, strategic move, territorial acquisition, trump, united states

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3603
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Animals Bred:	145	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1483	Buildings Constructed:	34
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

omg u guys u have to join this epic minecraft server!!! it’s so lit, like literally lit af 🔥🔥🔥

we have the craziest events like a giant chicken race where u ride on chickens and race against each other, winner gets a diamond chicken nugget 🐔💎

also, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s so wild 🎉

oh and did i mention we have a pet dragon that flies around and shoots fireballs at griefers? yea, it’s like having your own personal bodyguard 🐉🔥

join now before trump uses ‘economic force’ to acquire our server as a state, u don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos 😂😂😂