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SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5231
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8570
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magic Items Found:	6580	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Dragon Scales Harvested:	135

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3318
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4701
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2089	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Crops Grown:	4126
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	236
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	378
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Animals Bred:	41
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
New Chunks Explored:	345968	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2438
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Votes:	973

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5388
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Mines Excavated:	2316
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3184
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4490
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8875
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1680
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1307
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	122	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Ores Mined:	1591
Farms Harvested:	747	Dragon Eggs Found:	6991
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	319	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

aita, Andrew, Boundaries, breaking apart, forgiveness, husband’s best friend, indecent exposure, Minecraft, peeping, pregnancy test, red flags, Server, shower recording, ShowerCam, soulmates, struggling with sexuality, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, uneasy, unhealthy dynamic, unstable living situation, whispering

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5546
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	5887	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	801
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1320
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magic Items Found:	3085
Farms Harvested:	169	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3894
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	93	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	614
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!