join our server and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where paper cuts are the LEAST of your worries.

we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.

our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.

build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.

come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
Undead Armies Raised: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 1
Gods Slained: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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