join our server and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where paper cuts are the LEAST of your worries.

we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.

our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.

build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.

come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 1504
Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 90 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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