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| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 7830 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 7743 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
join our server and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where paper cuts are the LEAST of your worries.
we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.
our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.
build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.
come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).
