join our server and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where paper cuts are the LEAST of your worries.

we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.

our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.

build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.

come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
Dragon Eggs Found: 4559 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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