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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 7927 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Magic Items Found: | 2299 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 67 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 2101 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.
our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.
build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.
come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).