join our server and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where paper cuts are the LEAST of your worries.

we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.

our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.

build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.

come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Towns Built: 6
Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
Epic Battles Fought: 14 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
Epic Shields Constructed: 12 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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