join our server and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where paper cuts are the LEAST of your worries.

we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.

our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.

build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.

come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
Buildings Constructed: 27 Gryphons Tamed: 1
Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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