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ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1919
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Falling into the Void:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magic Items Found:	1282	Gods Slained:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3690
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1043	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	872
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Crops Grown:	5886	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4406
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Enchantments Applied:	205	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6642
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7440	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Runes Activated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8498
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Buildings Constructed:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Void Gems Collected:	40

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7214
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6258
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Love Letters Sent:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8747
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4385
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Dimension Hops:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7253	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3938
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Enchantments Applied:	157	Animals Bred:	95
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Farms Harvested:	434	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7854
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1262	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

PissedCraft: AITA? WifeMad

aita, Birthday, Brazil, children, DEBT, defuse situation, Europe, greece, husband, last minute tickets, Maceió, Marriage, medical assistance, Paris, pissed off, PissedCraft, savings, spain, Surprise, travel, Wife, WifeMad

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8436
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of dealing with a travel-loving spouse who expects extravagant trips on their birthday every year? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!

PerspectiveShiftMC SMP

altered perspective, awakening, changed worldview, defining moment, different outlook, epiphany, eye-opening, life altering event, life changing, new outlook, paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective shift, PerspectiveShiftMC, pivotal event, profound impact, Self Discovery, shift in mindset, smp, transformative experience, transformative moment, turning point

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1226
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I’m on. It’s like, the most lit server ever, I swear. So, like, there was this one time where we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato, right? And then, out of nowhere, a herd of zombie pigs attacked us and we had to defend our precious potato statue with our lives. It was insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.

So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.

BlockyBoysRealm

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9830
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	4063
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you block-building maniacs out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you dare to challenge his clucky reign?

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and let your creativity run wild! Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.

Players:	93/800	Votes:	5691
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1