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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 5728 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Runes Activated: | 6 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
we also got a secret underground lair where you can find a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and grants you three wishes. like, who wouldn’t want that?! plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. it’s lit, fam.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against evil creepers and zombies? it’s like game of thrones meets minecraft, but with more explosions and less incest. so come join us on this epic adventure and discover a whole new world of craziness!