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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 7525 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
we also got a secret underground lair where you can find a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and grants you three wishes. like, who wouldn’t want that?! plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. it’s lit, fam.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against evil creepers and zombies? it’s like game of thrones meets minecraft, but with more explosions and less incest. so come join us on this epic adventure and discover a whole new world of craziness!