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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 8611 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4511 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 98 |
Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!
Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft parent, because who needs a social life when you have a virtual family to take care of?