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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 5453 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 84 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Dimension Hops: | 9 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Emeralds Found: | 7149 |
Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!
Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft parent, because who needs a social life when you have a virtual family to take care of?