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Davidscloud Servers

admin team, Amplified World, Banking, commands, Community, connection tutorial, Creative Plot World, Cross-Play, Davidscloud, Discord, Event World, Gaming, Grief Prevention, Interest, market, multiple worlds, pay to win, platform restrictions, Servers, smp, Survival, vanilla server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1216
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Secret Passages Found:	3	Votes:	672
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

About Davidscloud Minecraft Server

About	Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that provides a friendly and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. The Minecraft server has been around since version 1.7.10 and offers a grief prevention system, friendly admin team, quality-of-life features, and multiple worlds to explore.
Player Protection	Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim and can accrue more over time. Claims are protected from destruction by other players, and pets are also protected. The admin team is available to assist with any issues.
Quality-of-Life	The server offers various features to enhance the gameplay experience, such as a banking system that rewards players with interest for playtime. A Market at the Survival Spawn offers goods for purchase without pay-to-win mechanics.
Multiple Worlds	In addition to the traditional Survival world, players can explore the Amplified World with new caves and cliffs. Plans are in place to add an Event World and a Creative Plot World accessible from the Hub.
Java & Bedrock Crossplay	The server allows players from both Java and Bedrock versions to play together, promoting a diverse and growing community. More fun can be had by all as friends from different platforms can join in on the server.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I protect my builds?	Players can claim blocks to protect their builds from griefing. Admin team can assist with any issues.
Are there pay-to-win mechanics?	No, the server focuses on providing an enjoyable experience without pay-to-win features.
How do I access other worlds?	Speak to Zedmun at the Survival Spawn to be transported to the Amplified World. Event World and Creative Plot World access will be available from the Hub.
Can I play with friends on different platforms?	Yes, the server allows crossplay between Java and Bedrock versions.
Where can I find more information?	Join the Discord server for information on commands, admin support, community rules, and more.

Whispering Woods 1.21.2

1.21.2, bashful, Introvert, Quiet, Reserved, shy awareness, shy behavior, shy celebration, shy character, shy community, shy day, shy emotions, shy feelings, shy nature, shy person, shy personality, shy tendencies, shy traits, Shy.., SHYDAY, timid, whispering, Woods

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7364
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

OMG, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows all over your screen! Join now for a chance to ride a chicken into battle against evil creepers!

You’ll be able to build the most epic castles and houses, like seriously, they’ll make your real-life house look like a pile of dirt in comparison.

And guess what? We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with zombies and skeletons all night long. It’s lit, fam.

Plus, we have the rarest items and treasures hidden all over the map. You’ll feel like Indiana Jones on a quest for diamonds and emeralds. So much bling, you’ll need sunglasses just to look at your inventory.

Don’t miss out on the funniest, craziest, and most epic Minecraft server ever created. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown! Or at least mildly entertained.

CraftyRacismNoMore Minecraft Server

acceptance, aita, anti-Semitic, Argument, calling out, Confrontation, CraftyRacismNoMore, cultural difference, derogatory term, disagreement, faking stress, flatmate, midlands, Minecraft, normal behavior, overreacting, racism, racist terms, Server, Shoplifting, south of England, unacceptable behavior, upbringing

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1023
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Mines Excavated:	3181	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle fierce mobs with your friends. But that’s not all – we have a special feature that sets us apart from other servers.

Are you tired of dealing with problematic roommates like Dave in real life? Well, on our server, you won’t have to worry about racist language or questionable behavior. Our community is all about positivity and inclusivity, so you can focus on having fun without any drama.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is where to find your next block of gold. See you in the game!

GF’s Gift Fail Server

AITAH, anniversary, anniversary gift, Apology, creepy, DATING, eye picture, Fail, gfs, gift, Girlfriend, home, insulting gift, jewelry, lovers eye pendant, matching pendants, not wearing, Server, solve problem, taken aback, Upset, wedding ring, weird, work

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8167
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	36

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from awkward situations like receiving creepy “lover’s eye” pendants as gifts! Join us for a fun and hilarious time as we build, mine, and craft our way to victory.

Reasons to join our server: – No more awkward gift exchanges with your significant other – Explore a world where wearing eye jewelry is a thing of the past – Build your dream castle and show off your creativity without judgment – Make new friends and laugh together at ridiculous in-game shenanigans

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter and adventure! Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended) on our server.

ConfidentlyAbsurd – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, amusing, BIZARRE, cocksure, Comical, Confidence, ConfidentlyAbsurd, funny, hilarious, laughable, Ludicrous, Minecraft, Nonsensical, odd, Outrageous, preposterous, Questionable, Ridiculous, silly, smp, strange, UNBELIEVABLE, weird

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8269
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this totally epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best server ever because we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and diamond armor that makes you invincible! And get this, the owner of the server is actually a secret alien who can speak to dolphins and control the weather with his mind! Plus, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and a magic wand that turns creepers into kittens! Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the crazy fun we have on this server, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of insanity and awesomeness! Join now before the evil llamas take over and turn everything into a giant llama farm! 😂🦙🚀 #bestserverever #crazyminecraftadventures

RevoltCraft: Riches to Rags

class struggle, economic collapse, economic disparity, government intervention., historical context, Historical solutions, income inequality, oligarchy, Oppression, political change, political corruption, Popular uprising, power dynamics, Rags, resistance movements, RevoltCraft, revolution, Rich takeover, Riches, social justice, social unrest, Wealth Inequality, wealth redistribution

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5456
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Join our Minecraft server and relive history in a whole new way! We’ve recreated the perfect scenario where the rich are taking over and the poor are suffering, but this time YOU have the power to stop it all! Build your own rebellion, overthrow the corrupt leaders, and create a new world where everyone is equal (and maybe even get some cool loot along the way). Who knew saving the world could be so fun and blocky? Join now and be the hero we all need (and deserve)!

CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

100m, Agreement, broadband access, business news, Canadian News, CANCELLATION, CraftyCanucks, economic impact, elon musk, government contract, international relations, Minecraft, ontario, political decisions, rural communities, Satellite Internet, Server, spacex, starlink, Technology, telecommunications, trade agreements, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7675
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Buildings Constructed:	31	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, it’s wild, man. and get this, we have a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens and save the world from a zombie apocalypse.

plus, we have this super rare diamond armor that makes you invincible and gives you the power to shoot lasers out of your eyes. yeah, you heard me right, LASER EYES.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s like Disneyland on steroids, dude.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server, right? it’s the coolest place in all of Minecraft land. trust me, you won’t regret it.

StarlinkCraft: Bye Bye Ford’s $100M Deal

$100M contract, 100m, Business, bye, Canadian government, CANCELLATION, Competition, contract termination, controversy, Deal, decision, elon musk, Ford, fords, innovation, News, ontario, ripping up, Satellite Internet, space exploration, spacex, starlink, StarlinkCraft, Technology, telecommunications

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	575
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

lol so like dis minecraft server is so lit that even Ford is ripping up contracts with Elon Musk just to join it. like bruh, if a whole government is willing to throw away $100M just to play some block game, u know it’s gotta be good. imagine the crazy adventures u could have on this server, like fighting off creepers with Ford himself or building a giant statue of Elon Musk out of diamonds. plus, who needs Starlink when u can just teleport around the server like a boss. so come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is where all the cool kids are at.

Renewable Power Rush

2030 targets, Average, Countries, decade’s end, electricity, Electricity prices, Europe, Fall, national targets, power, Renewable, renewable energy, Rush, stabilise, study, wholesale prices

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9496
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6975	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own renewable energy sources to stabilise electricity prices across Europe! imagine the power u will have in ur hands, literally! u can create wind turbines, solar panels, hydroelectric dams, u name it!

if u help us meet our 2030 targets for renewable energy, u will be rewarded with in-game discounts and perks! wholesale prices of electricity could fall by over a quarter on average across all countries in the study, and u will be the hero who made it happen!

so come on, join us on dis crazy journey to save the world, one block at a time! who knew minecraft could be so eco-friendly and lit at the same time? let’s make electricity prices great again, together! 🌍💡🔌 #minecraftgoals #renewableenergyftw

TheGhettoSMP

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7906
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Features That Will Keep You on Your Toes:

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LimeSMP

1.20, 19132, bedrock, Bedrock Port, Earth, Gamemodes, java, LimeSMP, Minecraft, Network, play.LimeSMP.fun, Public, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	650
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Potions Brewed:	192	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

LimeSMP is the BEST Public Minecraft Network which is available to both Bedrock and Java players. We are an Earth network expanding to more gamemodes very soon!

Minecraft Version — 1.20+ Server IP — play.LimeSMP.fun Bedrock Port — 19132

play.limesmp.fun

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd, ADDING, Craftocracy, Discord, enacting, Game, Join, law, legislature, members, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Selections, serious, Server, smp, third, Vote, weeks

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1999
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Magic Items Found:	7559	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Most Democratic Minecraft Server
Key Feature	Server legislature for voting on proposals
Recent Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How does the server legislature work?

Every once in a while, members meet in-game to vote on proposals submitted by server members. These proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.

2. When is the next Presidential Election?

The next Presidential Election is scheduled to take place within the next few weeks. Stay tuned for more updates.

3. How can I join the server?

To join the server, visit our Discord server at https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Crimson Vixens 1.21.3

1.21.3, clothed, Crimson, redhead, redhead allure, redhead babes, redhead beauty, redhead charm, redhead erotica, redhead fantasies, redhead fetish, redhead girls, redhead models, redhead porn, redhead seduction, redhead sluts, redhead temptress, redhead vixen, redhead women, sexy redheads, Sluts, Unclothed, Vixens

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9264
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Votes:	9978
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension of pure awesomeness.

Picture this: you can choose to play as a stylishly dressed blocky character or go all in and run around butt-naked like a true Minecraft warrior.

And get this, the PvP battles are so intense that your clothes might just fly off in the heat of the moment. But hey, who needs armor when you’ve got mad skills and a killer fashion sense, am I right?

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure where the only rule is to have fun and maybe put some pants on if you feel like it. See you there, my pixelated pals!

BirthdayBlock Minecraft Server

adult behavior, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, BirthdayBlock, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Equipment, event planning, friendship, guest behavior, Minecraft, mutual friends, party etiquette, Permission, photography, photoshoot, private event, Respect, respect for host, Server, social dynamics, social etiquette

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2969
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Star Shards Collected:	97	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience!

Picture this: you’re at a birthday party, having a blast with your friends, when suddenly, Bob shows up with his camera equipment and decides to do a photoshoot in the muddy, dark terrain outside. Who does that at a birthday party? Only on our server, folks!

But wait, there’s more! Bob gets all upset when asked to stop and eventually storms off without saying goodbye. Drama, intrigue, and awkwardness await you on our server!

Join now for a chance to dodge bullets and witness 30-year-old men bragging about dating 19-year-olds. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss out on! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the chaos begin!

DietDramaCrafters

body image, calories, Daughters, Diet plan, dietary plan, DietDramaCrafters, different needs, eating habits, Fairness, family, health, healthy choices, meal plan, nutrition, overweight, parenting, Siblings, smoothies, underweight, weight loss, weight management

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5817
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Holy Grails Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equal food distribution for all players! Join us and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while snacking on virtual smoothies to keep your hunger bar full.

Our server is perfect for players of all shapes and sizes, just like the daughters in this story. Whether you’re trying to lose weight like Emma or gain weight like Lina, we’ve got you covered with our customizable dietary plan. Plus, with our unique “calorie-boosting smoothies” feature, you’ll never have to worry about running out of energy during those intense PvP battles.

So come join us on our server and see why players are raving about our fair and balanced food system. Who knew that Minecraft could be so deliciously entertaining?

Players:	103/900	Votes:	9308
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6288	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4