NoMILinOurHouseCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9749
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Alien Abductions:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4454
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1518

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	608
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1958
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Buildings Constructed:	33	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1195
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5594
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	83
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Towns Built:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	927
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1750
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	72	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
New Chunks Explored:	372532	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7271
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2536	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	419
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	3977	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4164
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	1335	Void Armor Forged:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7889
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2483
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

aita, Andrew, Boundaries, breaking apart, forgiveness, husband’s best friend, indecent exposure, Minecraft, peeping, pregnancy test, red flags, Server, shower recording, ShowerCam, soulmates, struggling with sexuality, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, uneasy, unhealthy dynamic, unstable living situation, whispering

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2690
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	7278	Emeralds Found:	8963
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2927
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

Players:	109/700	Votes:	2721
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2