NoMicrowaveMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8288
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Potions Brewed:	98
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, dude. You gotta join because we have, like, a secret underground base full of diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. It’s wild, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a secret room full of rare loot that only the chosen ones can access. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles we have every Saturday night. It’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games, but with creepers instead of tributes.

So, like, if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience with a side of insanity, you gotta join our server, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

Spugunke

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Community, crossplay, Discord, Non-Laggy server, PORT, Semi Vanilla, sethomes, smp, Spawn, Spugunke, Teams, Tpa

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2618
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to Spugunke Minecraft Server

Hello! My server called ‘Spugunke’ is only 2 weeks old! We have a community with all very active players and looking to grow more. The Server is as close to vanilla as possible, to get the original feel of Minecraft. We hope to grow our player place as soon as possible!!! Many towns are different teams have been made that you can join too!

Features:

Tpa’s
/spawn
sethomes
Non-Laggy server
Crossplay (Bedrock and Java)
teams

Join our Discord to help create a community and find ip for server.

Java IP: spugunke.net

Version: 1.21.4

Bedrock IP: spugunke.minecraft.best Port: 25565

I hope to see some of you soon!

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How old is the server?	The server is only 2 weeks old.
What makes this server unique?	It is as close to vanilla as possible and has a very active community.
Can I join different teams or towns?	Yes, many towns and different teams have been established for you to join.
Is the server laggy?	No, it is a non-laggy server.
Can I play on both Bedrock and Java?	Yes, the server supports crossplay for Bedrock and Java players.

Sister’s Enchanted Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, behavior management, Brat, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, discipline, emotional regulation, Empathy, Enchanted, family dynamics, little sister, parenting, patience, Positive reinforcement, problem solving, Realm, role modeling, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sisters, support system, Understanding

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2351
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Holy Grails Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Yo, bro, if your little sis be actin’ like a total brat, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why? Because on this server, you can build a virtual mansion for your sis to chill in and hopefully stop being a brat! Plus, you can invite all her bratty friends to join too, and maybe they’ll all become less bratty together! It’s like therapy, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and save your sanity from your sis’s bratty behavior!

MatrimonyMayhem Minecraft Server

abandonment, absentee father, AITAH, co parenting, Communication Issues, dad, DAUGHTER, emotional impact, ENGAGEMENT, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, lack of involvement, long-distance relationship, MatrimonyMayhem, Minecraft, MOH, Resentment, Server, stepfamily, stepmother, Wedding

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	570
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Votes:	975	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Runes Activated:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and surprises are always around the corner! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of finding out life-changing events through Facebook, just like our players do!

Explore the world with a chance to be the Maid of Honor for someone you barely know, just like our daughter in this wild story. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?

Join us now and see if you can navigate through family dynamics, surprise engagements, and absentee dads – all in the comfort of your own virtual world. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft server out there!

DadCraft: Birthdays and Drama

Apology, BIRTHDAYS, brother, Conversation, cousins, DadCraft, Distance, Drama, Eva, family, Feedback, Grief, husband, Mental Wellbeing, miscarriage, mom, Playdate, Pregnancy, PROFESSIONAL, regret, Resentment, sister, Support

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8844
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	788
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild conversations just like the ones in the post above.

Need a break from your family drama? Look no further, our server is the perfect escape! We promise you won’t have to deal with any hormonal Eva’s or well-meaning but clueless moms here.

Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can build, explore, and maybe even work through your own family issues in a virtual world. Who needs therapy when you have our server?

So come on, hop on board and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, no matter what drama unfolds, we’ll always have each other’s backs in this crazy virtual world!

UkraineCraft: Zel&Aus vs. Trump

Alliance, Allies, Austin, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, FINAL, foreign policy, international relations, Meeting, Military, negotiations, president, Press, SECURITY, Support, trump, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, united states, ZelAus, zelenskyy

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1063
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Towns Built:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Void Armor Forged:	24	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where zelenskyy and austin are the ultimate minecraft duo, fighting off creepers and zombies to protect ukraine! with their mad skills and epic builds, they will show trump the true power of friendship and teamwork in the world of blocks and pixels. join us now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions! who needs politics when you have minecraft? let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

EcoCraft Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, degen group, Degenerate, degeneration, EcoCraft, group activities, group behavior, Group Chat, group cohesion, group collaboration, group communication, Group Discussion, group dynamics, group formation, group interaction, group organization, group participation, group project, group study, group support, group therapy, group work, Haven

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6325
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Runes Activated:	1
Void Gems Collected:	30	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Yo, listen up, you absolute legends! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a rainbow unicorn on steroids, with a side of bacon-flavored diamonds.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate in pixelated chaos and mayhem. We’ve got more mods than you can shake a creeper at, and our community is as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on Red Bull.

But wait, there’s more! We host epic events like building competitions where the prize is a real-life llama (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And our staff? They’re so awesome, they can tame a pack of zombie pigs with just a wink.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this rollercoaster ride of insanity and let’s make Minecraft great again! Or at least weirder.

BlockyBraidsAndBeards

black people, BlockyBraidsAndBeards, Braids, Cultural differences, Dreads, Grooming, guy, hair care, hair care routine, hair maintenance, hair products, hair styling, hair styling tips, hair techniques, hair texture, hair tips, hair type, maintenance, Rural, Styling, White

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5379
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	65
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79

Are you tired of your hair looking like a hot mess while playing Minecraft? Join our server and learn the secret techniques of black people’s hair care to keep your locks looking perfect to the skull! No more untangling and reworking your hair every week – just join us and level up your hair game like never before! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly hairstylist who will give you the trendiest hairdos in the virtual world. Don’t miss out on this hair-raising adventure!

DongCraft Minecraft Server

currency exchange, DongCraft, economic imbalance, Exports, global economy, import/export, international trade, Minecraft, Server, trade agreements, trade deficit impact, trade deficit increase, trade deficit with Vietnam, trade imbalance, trade negotiations, trade partnership, trade policy, trade relationship, trade surplus, US exports, US trade deficit, Vietnam, weak dong

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2153
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Crops Grown:	7046

come join our minecraft server and help us fix the us trade deficit with vietnam!!! our weak dong is boosting exports like crazy, we need all the help we can get to balance things out. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of such an outrageous economic adventure in the world of minecraft?! join us now and let’s make some virtual money moves together!

Trump’s Blocky Border Battle

battle, blocky, border, Conflict, Diplomacy, donald trump, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, kyiv, military aid, peace negotiations, Politics, president, security assistance, Support, Trumps, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, War Deadline, world news

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6886
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9393	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Potions Brewed:	98	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where donald trump himself is like, pushing back deadlines for wars in ukraine just to show support for kyiv? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join our server where anything is possible, even world leaders getting involved in minecraft drama. who knows, maybe next week putin will be building a house next to u! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

Harvest SMP

anti cheat, Application Process, Biome, BUILD, Community, creative dimension, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Experience, Farm, Harvest, hermitcraft, Minecraft, Minigame, Plugins, Redstone, Relaxed, shopping district, smp, Whitelist

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8128
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to Harvest SMP!

We are a small, but growing, community of mature Minecraft players accepting of all build styles, technical know-how, and experience. We are at the very beginning of our newest season Harvest Season 4, and would like to invite you all to play!

Fundamentals of Harvest SMP

Our main priority in Harvest SMP is the community. Everyone who is a part of Harvest SMP is encouraged to participate in community events and contribute to community builds.

Features:

Hermitcraft-like experience	Datapacks and plugins for close to vanilla experience
Biome datapack	Blooming Biosphere datapack for enhanced biomes
Creative dimension	Explore and build creatively
Shopping district	Diamond based economy for trading
Minigame district	Hangout and have fun with mini-games

Whitelist Process

We have an application process in our Discord server. All players need to fill out an application before joining. This is to ensure a good fit for the community.

Join our Discord server to apply

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement for the server?	Yes, this is an 18+ server.
Can I join if I’m new to Minecraft?	Yes, all experience levels are welcome.
How often are community events held?	We try to have them as often as possible, given our team’s full-time commitments.
Are there any restrictions on building?	No, you are free to build as you wish.
What is the world border size?	We have one continent currently with plans to expand periodically.

Epic Clash Realm 1.20

beat em ups, beta builds, clash, cute girls manga, Epic, fig, fightan streams, fighting games, Fighting Idol Global, git gud, Glossary, hololive, Hololive Smash Clone, HoloXBreak, idol showdown, IDOLS, love, News, patch notes, Realm, seiso idols, tiermaker, Tigers, Vtubers

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1897
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Yo, so like, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s all about idol vtubers playing fighting games and beat em ups? It’s like a crazy mashup of cute idols and epic battles, bro.

Imagine building a shrine to your favorite idol while also battling it out in the arena. It’s like a virtual idol showdown, but with swords and pickaxes instead of microphones.

And if you’re feeling lonely, just hop on the server and ask for some gaming buddies. We got your back, fam.

Plus, we got all the latest updates on fighting games, idol showdowns, and even a glossary of fighting terms. You’ll be a pro in no time, dude.

So come join us on this wild ride of idols and love. No discords, no names, just pure chaotic fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s gooooo!

MemeReviverMC SMP

dead meme, early 2000s, iconic, internet culture, internet trends, meme comeback, Meme culture, meme evolution, meme history, meme nostalgia, meme renaissance, meme resurgence, meme resurrection, meme revival, meme trends, MemeReviverMC, Nostalgia, pop culture, smp, social media, Throwback, viral

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5906
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Mines Excavated:	3597
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9692	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Towns Built:	10

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the dankest memes from the early 2000’s! Like, we have a whole section dedicated to reviving dead memes and making them even more cringey than before. Remember “all your base are belong to us”? Yeah, we have a whole base dedicated to that meme, complete with pixelated cats and broken English signs everywhere.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair where we reenact the “Numa Numa” dance on repeat for hours on end. It’s like a never-ending party down there, except with more blocky avatars and less rhythm.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant statue of the “Dancing Baby” from Ally McBeal that shoots fireworks out of its eyes every time someone joins the server. It’s like a welcoming party, but with more explosions and less cake.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey filled with nostalgia, cringe, and questionable meme choices. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

CraftyFails: NoDrinkingAllowed

achievement, Challenges, Commitment, CraftyFails, determination, discipline, Failed, Failure, Goal, habits, Improvement, motivation, NoDrinkingAllowed, perseverance, personal growth, progress, resilience, resolution, resolutions_failed, self improvement, setback, success

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9358
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of failing at your New Year’s resolutions already? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and let go of all your failed resolutions in a virtual world where anything is possible.

Need to quit eating junk food? No problem! Just trade in those virtual cookies for some virtual carrots and you’ll be on your way to a healthier lifestyle in no time.

Trying to exercise more? Easy peasy! Just run around our virtual world collecting resources and building epic structures. You’ll be breaking a sweat in no time, all while having a blast!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to all your failed resolutions. Who needs real-life goals when you can have virtual ones that are way more fun?

Burning Blocks: Hydro Whiplash Connection

Accelerating, blocks, Burning, California, climate change, climate connection, Connection, Disaster, drought, Environmental, extreme events, global warming, heatwaves, HYDRO, hydroclimate, Los Angeles, Nature Reviews, Paper, research, study, weather patterns, whiplash, Wildfires

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4067
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Void Armor Forged:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Runes Activated:	8

so, like, imagine this, right? Los Angeles is, like, on fire, but not, like, in a bad way. it’s, like, a totally lit experience, bro. and, get this, the only way to, like, stop the fires is to join this epic Minecraft server.

this server is, like, the key climate connection, man. we got crazy weather events happening all the time, like raining lava and thunderstorms of diamonds. it’s, like, a hydroclimate whiplash, but in a fun way.

if you wanna save Los Angeles and have a wild time, join this server now. who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples. it’s, like, a treasure hunt, but with a twist. so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

Solarion SMP

application, Bluemap, Community, criteria, Datapacks, Discord, Enhancements, Events, Griefprotection, Joinus, Mature, opportunities, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Revision, rules, Sleep, smp, Solarion, Submission, Vanilla, Voicechat

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7851
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Season 5 Overview

Version	1.21.4
Community	18+
Location	AZ, US

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are there any mods required to play on the server?	No, there are no requirements for you to install any mods to play in our server.
What plugins are available on the server?	We have various plugins such as Drop Heads, Coreprotect, Axgraves, Simple VoiceChat, Armor Stand Tools, and more.
Are there any restrictions on language usage on the server?	The language on the server can be undermoderated on purpose, so players should be prepared for unfiltered conversations.
How can I join the server?	To join the server, please join the discord and fill out an application. Make sure to familiarize yourself with the rules and put effort into your application.
Is Solarion SMP suitable for all audiences?	This server is intended for a mature audience. If you are easily offended by differing opinions or conversations that challenge your views, it might not be the right fit for you.