NoMicrowaveMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Eternal Youth Paradise 1.20.1

“Youth, 1.20.1, acceptance, age gap, Ageism, boomer parents, criticism, Cultural differences, DATING, double standards, ETERNAL, family dynamics, generational gap, intergenerational relationships, judgment, modern dating, Paradise, relationships, social media backlash, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, traditional values, younger girls

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7197
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through a dimension where boomer parents don’t care about age gaps in relationships, but zoomers and millennials lose their minds over it! It’s like a wild, wacky world where up is down and down is sideways. Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this twisted reality of Minecraft madness!

RepeaterCraft

Accountability, Adult, Boyfriend, Communication, disability, Effort, financial matters, Frustration, Girlfriend, House, Listening, love, Memory Loss, patience, relationship, reminder, RepeaterCraft, repeating, RESPONSIBILITY, schedules, Understanding

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1184
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mines Excavated:	2910	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to repeat yourself a million times like in real life relationships!

Join us and never worry about reminding your fellow players to do their tasks or follow through on plans. Our server is filled with responsible adults who actually take accountability for their actions (or lack thereof).

Forget about being frustrated by listening issues or feeling like you’re playing mom to your partner – on our server, everyone pulls their weight and actually listens to each other.

So come on in and enjoy a drama-free, accountability-filled Minecraft experience like no other! Who knew virtual relationships could be so much easier than real ones?

FicCharCraft: Live Your Fantasy

Alternate Reality, aspiration, daydream, dream life, dream world, Escape, FANTASY, fantasy land, favorite character, FicCharCraft, fictional character, fictional world, Hero, heroine, ideal life, imagination, Live, make believe, Role Model, role-play, Storybook, wish fulfillment

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8163
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Animals Bred:	85
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Crops Grown:	7325	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Potions Brewed:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Are you tired of being stuck in the boring real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest dreams as your favorite fictional character! Want to be a wizard like Harry Potter? Done. How about a superhero like Iron Man? Easy peasy. Or maybe you want to be a talking sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea? We can make it happen!

Join our server for a chance to battle it out with other players as your favorite characters, build epic bases inspired by your favorite fictional worlds, and even go on quests to save the day. Don’t miss out on the chance to live out your wildest fantasies in the most blocky and pixelated way possible. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyHamasInfiltrate Minecraft Server

Accountability, aid organization, Corruption, CraftyHamasInfiltrate, Gaza Strip, Hamas, humanitarian crisis, Infiltration, investigation, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, misconduct, palestinian refugees, political bias, Report, scandal, Server, Terrorism, transparency, UN Watch, united nations, United Nations Relief and Works Agency, UNRWA

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2616
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Magic Items Found:	6004	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

so, like, this server is like, totally wild, dude. we got UNRWA letting Hamas come in and play some Minecraft, can you believe it? like, they’re sneaking in and causing chaos, it’s a total party, man. you gotta join this server if you wanna see some crazy stuff go down. like, UN Watch is all over this, reporting on all the madness. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form. come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

MachadoCraft: OppoLeader vs Griefers

anti-government, authoritarian regime, Caracas, Crisis, Democracy, freedom of speech, Government, Griefers, HUMAN RIGHTS, Latin America, leaving march, machado, MachadoCraft, Nicolas Maduro, OppoLeader, opposition leader, opposition movement, Political unrest, protest, social justice, south america, Venezuela, violently intercepted

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1232
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we got Venezuela opposition leader Machado running around getting “violently intercepted” left and right! it’s a wild ride, folks. maybe you’ll get to witness some epic battles between Machado and the marchers. who knows, anything can happen on this server! so come on and join the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast! 🤪🤣🎮 #minecraftmadness #violentinterceptions #jointhefun

Heat Limit Collapse – Minecraft

#sustainability, Biodiversity, carbon footprint, climate change, climate-driven collapse, collapse, conservation, ecological balance, ecosystems, environmental crisis, Environmental Protection, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, Heat, heat limits, Humanity, Limit, Minecraft, Risk, species, sudden collapse, Temperatures, thermal tolerances, urgent action

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9993
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	282
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Star Shards Collected:	157
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

so, like, this server is like, the coolest place to be, dude. like, we got species reaching their heat limits and stuff, it’s like a wild party up in here.

if you wanna see ecosystems at risk of sudden climate-driven collapse, then this is the place for you. it’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, man.

without deep and rapid cuts to greenhouse gas emissions, you’ll see clustered thermal tolerances that will blow your mind. it’s like a sci-fi movie, but in Minecraft form.

so, like, come join us on this crazy adventure and see the ecosystems on which humanity depends. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

Crimson Realm 170 1.21.3

1.21.3, 170 MTL, circle, circle 170 MTL, Crimson, freshman, freshman time, Guilty, Guilty Circle, guilty circle 170, mtl, MTL freshman, Realm, Time, time guilty circle

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4155
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Zombie Dances:	3

Hey you, yeah you! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our crazy, wacky world where pigs fly and creepers dance!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, and our community is as wild as a pack of rabid wolves!

Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds like a boss, and battle epic bosses that will make your head spin!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

ExFiancéFiasco Minecraft Server

Cheating, Closure, Communication, Conversation, Defending, disowned, double standards, dynamic, ex-fiancé, ExFiancéFiasco, family drama, Frustration, Homophobia, loveless marriage, Minecraft, parents, regret, relationship, Server, Sexuality, sister, VIOLATION, Wedding

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	607
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Gods Slained:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further! Our server is like a peaceful oasis in a sea of chaos, just like how I cut off my cheating ex and my cheating parents. Join us and leave all the cheating drama behind!

But wait, there’s more! Just like how my sister tried to defend my cheating ex by bringing up her sexuality, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in while exploring our virtual world?

So come join us and leave all the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape reality and just have a good time. Plus, we promise there will be no cheating involved – unless, of course, you count cheating at building the best Minecraft creations!

DreamJobOrDieMC

business owner, career advancement, creative work, delicate equipment, dream job, DreamJobOrDieMC, ethical dilemma, family business, graphic designer, job hunting, job satisfaction, job training, livelihood collapse, loyalty, print shop, Quality Control, Retirement, small town, specialized training, underpaid

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1537
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Void Gems Collected:	24	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45

Are you tired of working for a despicable boss who is running the business into the ground faster than you can say “plotter”? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of the print shop world!

On our server, you can design and print to your heart’s content without any control freaks breathing down your neck. Our inks are top-notch, our paper is high-quality, and our plotter is a whopping 3.2 meters long (because size matters, right?).

But wait, there’s more! We offer specialized training in printer operation that is so delicate, it’ll make your college courses look like child’s play. Plus, our cutting plotter recalibrates itself because we believe in making your life easier, not harder.

So say goodbye to your old boss and hello to a world of endless creativity and fun on our Minecraft server. Who needs a job when you can build your dream world pixel by pixel? Join us now and let your imagination run wild!

BlockyBanditsMC

BIZARRE, BlockyBanditsMC, controversial, Ethics, gray area, Legal, loopholes, morality, norms, odd, peculiar, peculiarly legal, Questionable, regulations, rules, society, strange, Surprising, taboo, Unconventional, unexpected, UNUSUAL

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8439
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Have you ever wanted to punch a tree and have it magically turn into wood? Or dig straight down into the ground without fear of falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a house made entirely of diamonds? Why not! On our server, anything is possible.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of friendly zombies who just want to dance, and a mountain made entirely of cake. Yes, you heard that right, a CAKE MOUNTAIN.

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

EUkraine Minecraft Server

Alliance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, crisis management., Decision making, Diplomacy, EU, EUkraine, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global affairs, government relations, international relations, intervention, Kallas, leadership, Minecraft, Server, solidarity, Support, Ukraine, US

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3302
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

so, liek, u know dat place Ukraine? well, dis server is liek da Ukraine of Minecraft servers, except way cooler. if u join, u can help us take da lead and be da boss of all da other players.

we got crazy builds, like a giant potato castle and a roller coaster dat goes through a lava pit. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest items and treasures.

if u join, u can be part of our epic quest to defeat da evil Ender Dragon and save da world of Minecraft. plus, if da US ain’t willing to help, we’ll step up and be da heroes. so come join us and be part of something truly epic!

NukeRescueCraft

ABDUCT, abduction, extremist group, global concern, government response, hostage situation, international crisis., KIDNAPPING, Nuclear Scientists, NukeRescueCraft, Pakistan, Pakistani Taliban, plea for help, plea for intervention, rescue mission, scientists, security threat, seeking help, Terrorism, urgent assistance, Video

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2464
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Endless Night Skies:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the Pakistani Taliban is getting in on the action? Yeah, you heard me right! These crazy dudes abducted 14 nuclear scientists just to get a sneak peek at the epic builds on this server. They even released a video begging for help because they couldn’t handle the awesomeness!

Join us now for a chance to build alongside some of the most hardcore players out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the attention of some international terrorists while you’re at it. So what are you waiting for? Come on down and let’s make some explosive memories together!

Kangaroo Apocalypse Server

Apocalypse, Kangaroo, Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6616
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Potions Brewed:	140	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

join our epic minecraft server and help us uncover the truth about the extinction of giant kangaroos in australia! maybe it wasnt climate change, maybe it was a secret society of evil players who wanted all the kangaroos for themselves!

explore our vast world filled with ancient ruins and mysterious caves, where you can uncover hidden treasures and battle fierce mobs. team up with other players to solve the mystery and save the kangaroos from extinction!

but beware, the evil players will stop at nothing to keep their secret safe. they will try to sabotage your mission and protect their precious kangaroo army. can you outsmart them and save the day?

join now and be a hero in the most bizarre and hilarious minecraft server ever created! kangaroos need you, player!

The Vanilla Chaos

Adventure, Anarchy, bedrock, building, Chaos, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, java, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9175
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	121
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	9476	Enchantments Applied:	200
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Overview
Server Type	Anarchy Hardcore
Rules	No rules
IP/Host	149.56.45.5 or thevanillachaos.com
Moderation	Only for server stability

FAQ

What is an Anarchy Hardcore Server?

An anarchy hardcore server is a type of minecraft server where there are no rules and the gameplay is at the hardest difficulty level.

Are IPs logged on this server?

No, IPs are not logged on this server.

Is this a vanilla server?

Yes, this is a pure vanilla server with no modifications or optimizations.

What do moderators do on this server?

Moderators only intervene to restore server stability, they do not enforce any rules or restrictions on gameplay.

Can I join this server and play with friends?

Yes, you can join the server with friends and play together, just keep in mind there are no rules so anything goes.

How do I connect to the server?

You can connect using the IP address 149.56.45.5 or thevanillachaos.com

What happens if the server gets popular?

If the server gains a community, decisions on the future direction of the server will be made collectively.

Lush Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, corporate vtubers, Corpos, expecting mothers, fertility, Fertility Thread, Haven, indie vtubers, indies, Lush, maternal figures, Motherhood, motherly, motherly vtubers, Nurturing, nurturing community, nurturing content, Pregnancy, pregnancy content, Pregnant, virtual motherhood, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8794
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Void Gems Collected:	32
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Magic Items Found:	5718
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got pregnant, motherly, and nurturing vtubers up in there! And get this, all indies and corpos are welcome too! It’s like a virtual daycare center meets corporate boardroom, but in Minecraft form. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Players:	103/500	Votes:	9012
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	271	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Divine Spears Created:	30
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3