NoMeansNo Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2665
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Magic Items Found:	7628	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being bossed around by your mom and grandma like a noob in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the freedom to make your own choices, just like when you went on exchange and became a self-dependent pro player!

No more being forced to try on uncomfortable sports bras or eat 10 meals a day against your will. On our server, you can build your own empire, mine for diamonds without anyone telling you what to do, and slay dragons without anyone breathing down your neck!

Don’t let your mom and grandma control your Minecraft experience – join our server and show them who’s the real boss! And remember, in our world, you’re always the hero of your own story. So, are you ready to craft your own destiny? Join now and say goodbye to being told what to do!

PutinCraft: Trump’s Quest

Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, diplomacy meeting, foreign relations, Geopolitics, international politics, Meeting, Négotiation, News, president, putin, PutinCraft, Quest, russia, Stance, summit, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, Understanding, united states, world leaders

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9624
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7910
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54

join this server and become a minecraft master like no other! we have more diamonds than trump has shady deals with putin. our admins are so powerful, they can understand russia’s stance on ukraine in just one glance.

rumor has it, if you join our server, you’ll get to meet putin himself within 6 months. that’s right, putin plays minecraft and he’s just waiting for you to join so he can show you his secret redstone creations.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and become a part of the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. who needs politics when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to slay?

CalciumCraft: UdderlyProtective

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8288
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	462
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Buildings Constructed:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the cows drop milk like its nobody’s business! we have so much calcium flowing through our pixelated world that you’ll be protected from bowel cancer like a boss. sip on that fortified soy milk and watch as your risk of getting rekt by cancer decreases by 17%! who needs real life when you can live in a world where milk is life and cows are your best friends? join us now and say moo to cancer!

Rate Me Please 1.21

appraisal, Assessment, critique, Evaluation, Feedback, feedback request, opinion, please, Rate, rate me, rate my appearance, rate my business, rate my performance, rate my product, rate my service, rate my skills, rate my website, rate my work, Rating, review, Score

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7070
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4017

OMG you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously bro, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but also like a zombie apocalypse but in a good way, ya feel me?

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are like superheroes with diamond armor and enchanted swords, it’s lit AF.

You can build a house made entirely of cake and ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, I’m not even kidding.

And the best part is, there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s wild man.

So like, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventure of your life, you won’t regret it, I promise.

BdaySplurgeCraft

BdaySplurgeCraft, birthday celebration, blowing through money, celebrating birthday, celebrating on a budget, celebrating with dinner, celebrating with friends, celebrating without splurging, credit card debt, exotic cocktails, expensive dinner, financial boundaries, frugal, high bill, money management, personal finance, pricey restaurant, saving for retirement, spending habits, splitting the tab

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3215
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragons Tamed:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Ores Mined:	2109	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays in the most extravagant way possible! Join us for a virtual dinner party where the bill is always sky-high and the cocktails are out of this world.

Our close friend, who loves to splurge on expensive meals and fancy drinks, will be hosting the party. Don’t worry about the cost, because he expects his friends to foot the bill as a gift. It’s the perfect way to show your love and appreciation by emptying your virtual pockets for his pleasure.

But if you’re more of a frugal player like us, don’t worry! We have plenty of ways to celebrate without breaking the bank. From virtual travel adventures to retirement savings challenges, we’ve got something for everyone.

So come join us on our server and let’s celebrate in style, because when it comes to birthdays, the crazier, the better!

SaratovSizzleCraft

aerial assault, big fire, Border dispute, Conflict, diplomatic crisis, drone attack, eastern europe, emergency response, international relations, military aggression, military conflict, military escalation, political tension, RETALIATION, russia, Saratov region, SaratovSizzleCraft, security breach, Surveillance technology, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	627
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Ukraine be tryna mess with us! They straight up sent drones to attack us but we just built a big ol’ fire and roasted marshmallows while we watched. Join us and see what other crazy shenanigans we get into, like riding pigs into battle or building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon. Ain’t no server like this one, so come on and join the madness!

Gun Violence StudyCraft

depression, exposure, gun, Gun Violence, gun violence impact, gun violence study, mental health, mental health outcomes, mental health research., mental health services, mental health utilization, psychological effects, public health, research, risk factors, societal impact, study, StudyCraft, Suicide risk, Trauma, U.S. adults, violence, Violence prevention

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7150
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magic Items Found:	5916

join our epic minecraft server and escape the gun violence madness of the real world! on our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from evil creepers instead of evil people!

our players have reported feeling happier and less stressed after playing on our server. one player even said they cured their depression by building a giant rainbow castle!

come join us and let minecraft be your therapy. who needs mental health services when you have a diamond sword and a pet wolf by your side?

don’t be a sad panda in the real world, come be a happy panda in our minecraft world!

Gura’s Enchanted Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, adorable, Anime, cute, cute shark, Enchanted, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, gawr gura, gura, Guras, hololive, Idol, Japan, Kawaii, Livestreamer, Realm, shark, shark girl, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber girl

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3767
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	230
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magic Items Found:	3248
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because Gura is cute AF on here. I’m talking next level cuteness that will make your heart explode into a million pieces. Plus, the mobs are all dressed up in adorable outfits, like little fashionistas running around. It’s like a kawaii dream come true, man. So what are you waiting for? Get your butt in here and experience the cuteness overload for yourself!

EU Border Patrol: Trump Edition

border, borders, Diplomacy, donald trump, Edition, EU, European countries, european union, foreign policy, France, France-US relations, global affairs, Government, immigration, international relations, Leaders, Patrol, Politics, sovereign borders, SOVEREIGNTY, Statements, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4985
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Astral Projections Made:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground base filled with, like, diamonds and emeralds and stuff. and, like, there’s this crazy story about how the owner once fought off a horde of creepers with just a wooden sword. it was, like, totally insane, man. plus, we have this, like, secret society of pigs that can talk and they give you, like, special quests and rewards. it’s, like, mind-blowing, bro. so, like, join now before the evil villagers take over and destroy everything. you gotta save us, man. you gotta be the hero we need. come on, join now and be a part of the craziest adventure ever.

World of Madness 1.21

anxiety, Chaos, coping mechanisms, coping with uncertainty, current events, Despair, emotional turmoil, future planning, Global Issues, hopelessness, Insanity, madness, mental health, OVERWHELMING, psychological distress, societal breakdown, societal collapse, societal unrest, stress, uncertainty, world, world events

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9935
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Yo, bro, forget about the real world craziness and come join our Minecraft server! We got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers trading diamonds for dirt. It’s a whole new level of insanity that will make you question if reality is just a simulation gone wrong. Trust me, you won’t find a more messed up and chaotic place to escape to. So ditch the depressing future and come build a giant toilet made out of gold blocks with us!

CubicleCraft Minecraft Server

adhd, anxiety, Boss, breaks, Communication, Coworkers, CubicleCraft, Illness, job performance, mental health, mental health prioritization, Minecraft, overwhelm, ptsd, Schedule, selfish, Server, team player, Trauma, understaffing, unrealistic expectations, work challenges, work-life balance

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8255
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dimension Hops:	14
Falling into the Void:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of players, even those struggling with trauma and mental health issues! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and pixelated therapy sessions.

Need a break from the real world? Come build your own virtual sanctuary where you can take all the breaks you need to manage overwhelm. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can prioritize your mental health over unrealistic expectations and still be a team player in your own unique way.

Don’t worry about missing a few days here and there, we understand that life happens. Just like how some of our players have missed more days than others but still manage to survive in the pixelated wilderness. Trust us, you’re not selfish for putting yourself first.

So why wait? Join our server and let’s build a community where we support each other through creeper attacks and zombie invasions. Because in the end, it’s not about how many days you missed, but how many blocks you’ve placed. See you in the game!

StepmomSlayaCraft

Blame, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, coping mechanisms, custody, Divorce, emotions, family dynamics, Father, Mother, Phobia, relationship, Spiders, step siblings, stepmom, StepmomSlayaCraft, Support, Therapy, vacation

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	214
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4042
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Emeralds Found:	3712
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your dream house without any pesky spiders crawling around (unless you want them to, we don’t judge)! Our server is spider-free and full of endless possibilities for you to explore.

Forget about family drama and stepmother issues, on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. No one will call you a spoiled little b word here, unless you want them to in a friendly banter kind of way!

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where you can be yourself without any judgment or drama. Who needs a beach house with insects when you can have a virtual paradise with unlimited potential? Let’s block and roll!

NightShiftNinja – Minecraft SMP

career opportunities, job satisfaction, Minecraft, night life, night owl, Night shift, night shift advantages, night shift challenges, night shift lifestyle, night shift routine, night shift tips, night shift work-life balance, night shift workers, NightShiftNinja, Perks, productivity, quiet environment, sleep schedule, smp, unconventional schedule, unique experiences, work benefits, work-life balance

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6179
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mines Excavated:	1633
Meteorites Collected:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats, that’s basically what this server is like.

So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground disco party with skeletons breakdancing and zombies doing the moonwalk, it was lit AF. And then I heard about this secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, they’re planning to take over the world with their potato-powered spaceships.

But the best part is the night shifts, bro. Like, you can find all these hidden treasures and rare mobs that only come out at night. I heard there’s a secret boss called the Enderdragon’s cousin who shoots laser beams from its eyes and drops enchanted golden carrots.

So, if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience a world of pure insanity and chaos, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free tacos every Tuesday.

CreepyCraft: True Tales & Terrors

BIZARRE, creepy, creepy encounters, creepy incidents, creepy stories, creepycraft, Disturbing, eerie, horror stories, Macabre, NSFW, Paranormal, precautions, real life horror, Scary, spine-chilling, Supernatural, Tales, Terrifying, Terrors, True, unexplained, unsettling

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1393
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	7536	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with creepy horror stories that are actually true! From haunted mineshafts to cursed villages, you’ll never know what spooky adventure awaits around every corner. Join us if you dare, but be warned – things might get a little too creepy for comfort. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a bone-chilling experience like no other!

What is the IP for Typical Gamer Minecraft Server?

#gamer, Minecraft, Server, Typical

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9202
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2859
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Votes:	5708	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Divine Spears Created:	29	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Typical Gamer is a popular Canadian YouTuber and Twitch streamer known for his gaming content. He creates videos and live streams of himself playing a variety of video games, particularly popular titles such as Fortnite, GTA V, and Red Dead Redemption 2. With over 10 million subscribers on YouTube and a large following on Twitch, Typical Gamer has become a prominent figure in the gaming community.

VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1953
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Unicorn Sightings:	1

VANILLA SERVER

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