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| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 3773 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Join us as we embark on epic quests to undo the chaos caused by Hololive, from building giant statues of anime girls to battling virtual zombies controlled by the idols themselves. But beware, the idols are always watching and ready to prank unsuspecting players with their mischievous antics.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of madness, come join our Minecraft SMP and help us unfix Hololive once and for all!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and become the richest player in all the land? Or will you be too busy getting pranked by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you. And remember, voting for the orange retard is so last season – join us and vote for the chicken in a top hat instead!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
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| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4770 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Our server is filled with mystical creatures like pixelated dragons and ninja villagers who will challenge you to epic battles for rare loot. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a kimono, Kami will grant you three wishes!
But beware, there are also mischievous kitsune running amok, stealing blocks and causing chaos. Only the bravest and most skilled players can outsmart these tricksters and earn their respect.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky yokai). Who knows, you might just become a legend in the world of Kami has left Japan!
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 938 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to come near us. We have legendary players who have built entire cities out of diamond blocks and have tamed dragons to do their bidding. But beware, there are also rumors of a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server.
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing a suit of enchanted armor made of cheese? Only on our server, where the possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ll respawn after being blown up by a TNT trap.
Join us at www.bbc.co.uk and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get seriously silly.
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 19 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our diamonds are actually made of chocolate! Mine them, eat them, share them with your friends. Just watch out for the chocolate creepers, they’ll explode in a shower of deliciousness.
But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are all secretly ninjas, ready to defend the village from any pesky zombies or skeletons that come their way. And our admin team? They’re all wizards who can grant your every wish (as long as your wish is for more diamonds).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 39 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen. From zombie villagers riding llamas to skeleton horses wearing diamond armor, you never know what kind of wacky creatures you’ll come across.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep and the lava-filled swimming pool. Trust us, it’s all part of the fun!
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 6567 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris. Want to be the richest player on the server? Cluck Norris can make it happen. Want to ride a unicorn through the clouds? Cluck Norris has got you covered.
So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft community you’ll ever be a part of. Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 22 | Ores Mined: | 2270 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join us and experience the thrill of dodging marriage proposals from hostile mobs while building your dream base with your new blocky friends. Who needs a spouse when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side?
So say goodbye to boring arranged marriages and hello to a world where the only explosions you’ll encounter are from TNT cannons and creeper griefers. Join our SMP today and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to it. Defeat the Ender Chicken and claim its rare drops for yourself, becoming the ultimate Minecraft warrior.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and emerald ores. Rumor has it that the city is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on flying pigs. Do you have what it takes to navigate the city’s traps and claim its riches?
Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Say goodbye to ZOG and hello to a world of endless possibilities and absurd adventures!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 40 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join us for epic adventures where you can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, ride pigs into battle, and tame dragons to do your bidding. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun!
But wait, there’s more! We have weekly tournaments where players battle it out in epic PvP matches, and our Discord communities are so lively, they make the Ender Dragon look like a sleepy kitten.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky skeletons trying to steal your diamonds!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 14 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6705 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as insane as they come. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but wooden swords, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs!
So if you’re ready to ditch the boring old servers and join a place where the only rule is to have fun, then come on over to our server and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
