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| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of building your own empire, taking down rival gangs, and pulling off heists that would make even the most seasoned criminals jealous. Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our world is a secret treasure that will make you richer than Notch himself. Are you brave enough to uncover it?
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and become the ultimate gangster of the Minecraft universe. Just remember, snitches get stitches!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 36 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a rare diamond block that granted them unlimited power. They used this power to prank other players by turning their houses into giant chickens and spawning an army of angry llamas. It was chaos, but it was also the most fun they had ever had in Minecraft.
So, if you’re ready to stroke your ego and unleash your inner baddie, come join us on our server. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get up to? Just remember, anything goes on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the new movie being filmed on our server is actually a documentary about our epic battles with the Ender Dragon. Will we finally defeat the beast or will we end up accidentally befriending it and inviting it to our weekly bingo night? Only time will tell!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be prepared for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of llama poop. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a little bit of scandalous skin showing. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? So come on, strip down and join the fun!
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Join us and unleash your inner meme master as we laugh in the face of Nijisanji English’s demise. Don’t be a sheep, be a wolf ready to howl at the moon of outrageousness! Build, craft, and conquer with a community of like-minded players who are ready to take on the world of Minecraft in the most hilarious way possible.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to being obsequious and hello to a server where the only rule is to have a good time and never take things too seriously. Join us now and let the madness begin! #CertifiedFacts #SinkTheYacht #DownWithNijisanji #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join our server and you might just find yourself on a quest to retrieve the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger from the clutches of the evil Ender Dragon. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly creepers. And who knows, you might even find love with a Canadian girl who will sweep you off your blocky feet (literally)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little romance with a girl from the Great White North. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join us and become part of the resistance against the evil 4channers who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world. With epic battles, secret alliances, and crazy plot twists, this SMP will keep you on the edge of your seat.
But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that allow you to ride unicorns, shoot rainbows out of your hands, and summon giant chickens to fight by your side. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that all our players are required to wear banana suits while playing. Yes, you heard that right. Banana suits.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and help us defeat the 4channers once and for all! Remember, your days are numbered, 4channers. Mwahaha!
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can mine for diamonds, build epic structures, and even become the CEO of your own virtual empire. Our server is a place where dreams come true and where hard work pays off, no matter where you come from.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and show the world that race, speech style, or anything else can’t hold you back from achieving greatness in the world of Minecraft! Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Join us and witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but enchanted carrots and explosive chickens. Explore our custom-built world filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasure, and a village of friendly llamas who are secretly plotting world domination.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and powerful that it can grant you three wishes (as long as one of those wishes is for more bacon).
So why settle for a snooze-fest when you can join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire).
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Epic Quests Completed: | 11 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
But wait, there’s more! Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and prepare to be amazed by the wildest ride of your life. Encounter strange creatures, solve mind-bending puzzles, and maybe even uncover the secrets of La Manchaland Gregor.
Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, how about the chance to extract the elusive target [Rodion] with your trusty E.G.O? Or maybe you’re just in it for the laughs and the chaos that ensues when you mix Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina together.
So, grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and dive into the madness that is our Minecraft server. Who knows what adventures await you in this twisted world of Limbus Company? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
