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| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom mini-games that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart) as you compete against other players in epic challenges.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a thriving art community where you can show off your pixelated masterpieces and even request custom artwork from our talented players. Want a portrait of your Minecraft character riding a unicorn through a field of diamonds? Just ask and someone will make it happen!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll get up to next?
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4647 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden within our server is a magical diamond sword that grants the wielder the power to turn into a giant block of cheese. Imagine the chaos that would ensue when you start smiting your enemies with cheesy goodness!
So come on, don’t keep your cock locked up any longer. Join our server and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and outrageous adventures as we explore this explosive world.
With new maps, modes, and updates that will blow your mind (literally), you’ll never run out of things to do on our server.
We have weapon builds that will make your enemies quake in their pixelated boots, and an online gunsmith that will have you customizing your arsenal like never before.
And don’t forget to check out our Warzone Tactical Maps, where strategy is key and survival is a challenge.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary redstone engineer who will help you build the most insane contraptions you’ve ever seen. Need a flying machine to explore the skies? Done. Want a TNT cannon to launch your enemies into orbit? We got you covered.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret treasure hunt where players can uncover rare loot and hidden Easter eggs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond hoard guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most unpredictable community in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a rogue creeper. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 113 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
– Our server is so lit that even creepers are dancing to the beat of our music! – We have a secret underground base where we hold epic treasure hunts every week. – The owner of the server once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. True story, bro. – Our community is so tight-knit that we once built a replica of the Taj Mahal out of diamond blocks. – Rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server in disguise. Can you spot him?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Oh, and don’t forget to check out our YouTube, Twitch, VODs, Twitter, and Shop channels for even more craziness. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 29 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a giant chicken invasion and had to fend them off with nothing but our trusty wooden swords. Or how about the time we all decided to build our houses underwater and ended up flooding the entire server?
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual llama racing competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server mascot is a dancing pig named Sir Oinks-a-lot.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and add my discord, rwibnsshai :3, for all the laughs and chaos you can handle!
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2007 | Potions Brewed: | 192 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest
⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.
⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.
⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.
⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.
⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.
⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.
⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.
⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.
⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!
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| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Join us on our server where the 3×3 thread is so disillusioned that even the obsessive stalker doesn’t know what’s real anymore. Our threads have lost their lustre, but that just means more room for outrageous stories and crazy antics! Who needs real human interaction when you can have virtual chaos and mayhem?
So come on down to our mysterious, wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible (except maybe finding a real human). Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
But wait, there’s more! Rooster Teeth has shut down, RWBY has been bought by Viz Media, and all RWBY & RT content can now be found at a mysterious website. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the wackiest, most drama-filled Minecraft SMP out there. Don’t believe their lies, just click that link and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that wearing these magical shoes will also attract rare and elusive mobs to your base. From diamond-clad zombies to rainbow-colored creepers, you never know what kind of crazy creatures will show up when you’re sporting your wide flexible shoes.
So come join us on our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Who knew that the key to success in the game was simply changing your footwear? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and start stomping your way to victory!
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join us as we ride camels through the desert, race against each other, and explore the beautiful City Walk in Jeddah. It’s like a virtual vacation, but with more explosions!
But wait, there’s more! Witness Gunther take on Cody Rhodes for the prestigious WWE Crown Jewel Title, Liv Morgan face off against Nia Jax for the Women’s Crown Jewel Title, and so much more insane matchups that will leave you on the edge of your minecart.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you see Roman Reigns team up with The Usos to take on The Bloodline in a battle that will shake the very foundations of our blocky world? Or watch Seth “Freakin” Rollins face off against Bronson Reed in a showdown that will go down in Minecraft history?
Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun and drama that awaits you on our server. Join now and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
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| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have reworked racial abilities that will have you laughing your way to victory. Imagine playing as a Worgen or Draenei with super OP abilities that will make your enemies run in fear.
But wait, there’s more! Join our NA guild GLOBOFOMO on Moon Guard and become part of a community that is as wild and wacky as you are. Or join our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn and show off your skills to players from around the world.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a secret society called Old >>500727583 that will blow your mind. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 19 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
